Sapphron Revolution

As a Christian, sending your child to college is the worst mistake you could possibly make. Liberal indoctrination begins the moment your child begins receiving the glossy recruitment materials featuring a smiling student body of all races and all sexual persuasions. The brainwashing doesn't relent until graduation, and by then it's too late, when your little Johnny graduates with a degree in Menstrual Studies with a minor in Blaming America. College graduates as a whole tend to congregate in decadent urban enclaves where they have ready access to Craigslist hookers and drugs, willfully reject the Glory of His Creation, and perhaps worst of all, reliably vote for the Democrat Party. "President" Obama understands this; thankfully so does Rick Santorum, who is courageously speaking out about the national scourge of higher education. Sadly, the guerilla war against Our Nation has intensified, and I doubt you'll be surprised to learn who's leading this fifth column:

The federal government is partnering with dozens of U.S. colleges to provide women from Muslim counties with a "world-class" education in science, technology, engineering and math.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced the NeXXt Scholars partnership last month, and her remarks were posted on the State Department Web site Monday.

"Today's next Madame Curie could be sitting in a high school classroom in Cairo, Jakarta, or Mogadishu, yearning for opportunities to explore her potential. The United States is determined to help give her that chance."

Clinton said the scholarship program will "create new opportunities for women from predominantly Muslim nations to pursue world-class undergraduate educations in science, technology, engineering, and math."

Hillary Clinton's affinity for, ahem, Arabian carpet is well documented, which makes the hidden dimensions of this news all the more terrifying: Chairman Hillary, with the blessing of Barack Hussein Obama, is training a secret army of Muslim lesbians to subvert our already weakened Constitution and install the Caliphate! Well, "ladies," this infidel will not submit, and Christians, neither should you. Please join me in securing America by demanding an end to affordable college education for America's children, as well as any foreign ones. Praise Him!

Beginning to see the Light

The Left has made comparing John McCain to President Bush a central point in their efforts to further ruin Our Nation, and I must say that the Senator doesn't come across well in this match-up. He clearly lacks Our President's oratorical skills, he hasn't publicly accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, and he couldn't figure out how to clear brush if you put a rake in his hand and told him there was $20K of lobbyist cash somewhere out in that field. While I do think a McCain presidency would be something of a disappointment, particularly after the past eight stellar years of presidenting (THANK YOU, MR. BUSH), there are glimmers of hope, of a distinctly non-negroidal persuasion:

A top adviser to Senator John McCain says Mr. McCain believes that President Bush’s program of wiretapping without warrants was lawful, a position that appears to bring him into closer alignment with the sweeping theories of executive authority pushed by the Bush administration legal team.

In a letter posted online by National Review this week, the adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, said Mr. McCain believed that the Constitution gave Mr. Bush the power to authorize the National Security Agency to monitor Americans’ international phone calls and e-mail without warrants, despite a 1978 federal statute that required court oversight of surveillance.

Mr. McCain believes that “neither the administration nor the telecoms need apologize for actions that most people, except for the A.C.L.U. and trial lawyers, understand were constitutional and appropriate in the wake of the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001,” Mr. Holtz-Eakin wrote. ...

Although a spokesman for Mr. McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, denied that the senator’s views on surveillance and executive power had shifted, legal specialists said the letter contrasted with statements Mr. McCain previously made about the limits of presidential power.

In an interview about his views on the limits of executive power with The Boston Globe six months ago, Mr. McCain strongly suggested that if he became the next commander in chief, he would consider himself obligated to obey a statute restricting what he did in national security matters.

Mr. McCain was asked whether he believed that the president had constitutional power to conduct surveillance on American soil for national security purposes without a warrant, regardless of federal statutes.

He replied: “There are some areas where the statutes don’t apply, such as in the surveillance of overseas communications. Where they do apply, however, I think that presidents have the obligation to obey and enforce laws that are passed by Congress and signed into law by the president, no matter what the situation is.”

Obviously some revisionist historians are going to come along and try to spin this as a "flip-flop." But aren't these the same type of terrorist sympathizers who would sneer at St. Dismas' conversion while being crucified alongside Jesus? They don't care about what's good and Holy, or that John McCain renounced his sinful ways. Their sole concern is scoring easy political points for their side: the terrorists. And speaking of "easy," the only time they're for immunity is when it involves slutty young girls and venereal disease. Those hardworking telecoms doing The Lord's business of protecting America from immigration lawyers and Saudi Arabian florists can take a hike. This, my friends, is the Democrat Party's true agenda: dhimmitude, homosexuality, and premarital sex. So as repugnant as it may seem now, be open to the idea of holding your nose and voting for John McCain. He's looking better and better the more he campaigns. Praise Him!

Ferry tales

Please enjoy my latest contribution over at American Street, or, if you prefer, over at Air America(!). Praise Him!

Liberal fascism in action

The revised edition includes a chapter of low-cal recipes and helpful hints on how to cut your energy bill in half.

As Prayer Warrior Jonah Goldberg has amply demonstrated, the establishment of the Islezbofascsist caliphate will come wrapped in 100% organic cotton and eating a vegan kelp burrito. Liberals have added the dangerous mantra "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" to their usual chants of "2-4-6-8, penis tastes really great" and "Hey-hey, Ho-ho, Christian Values have got to go" in their attempts to win over the hearts and minds of gullible Americans, and Swarthmore-educated public school teachers instruct our children in the "virtues" of environmental "stewardship," while important lessons about stoning whores and homosexuals remain shamefully untaught. Environmentalism is the hand-maiden of totalitarianism (or maybe vice-versa), and any crushingly authoritarian regime is destined to have impeccable Green credentials. Proving this point is China, which is banishing that great libtard bête noire, the plastic bag:

Declaring war on the "white pollution" choking its cities, farms and waterways, China is banning free plastic shopping bags and calling for a return to the cloth bags of old - steps largely welcomed by merchants and shoppers yesterday.

The measure eliminates the flimsiest bags and forces stores to charge for others, making China the latest nation to target plastic bags in a bid to cut waste and conserve resources.

Beijing residents appeared to take the ban in stride, reflecting rising environmental consciousness and concern over skyrocketing oil prices.

"If we can reduce waste and save resources, then it's good both for us and the whole world," said 21-year-old college student Xu Lixian, who was buying tangerines out of cardboard boxes at a sidewalk stall.

Already in Our Nation, the usual suspects have begun their assault on plastic bags in an attempt to regulate Freedom's mighty totes out of existence. As we could expect, they fail to recognize that when plastic bags are criminalized, only criminals will have plastic bags, which will lead to a crime wave of deaths by suffocation and other sack-related offenses. Only a citizenry armed with a steady supply of cheap and plentiful plastic bags will keep America from descending into the state of lawlessness that will inevitably follow such a ban... but maybe that's just part of their plan. Maybe they want us to be defenseless for the coup (also known as Chairman Hillary's inauguration) they plan on staging.

Just as the American ideal of Freedom is immortal, so too does the plastic bag strive to be equally enduring, vigilantly defending Our Nation for 500 to 1000 years before heading off to its polyethylene Valhalla. It is important for us to recognize banning plastic bags as the eco-terrorism it truly is, and that a free and prosperous country depends on them for its very survival. Praise Him!

Closing my eyes & thinking of England

She may have a royal stick up her ass, but at least she married her babies' daddy.

It's perfectly natural that Our Nation has had such an enduring alliance with Great Britain, despite their atrocious oral hygiene. Whether its the heckuva job those limeys did in Basra or our mutual love affair with royal families, it's clear we both possess a strong work ethic and a respect for our social betters that spring from our shared Christian heritage. However, as much as we may have enjoyed a close relationship in the past, recent developments should make us reconsider whether we want to continue having anything to do with these pasty-faced tea-sippers.

The first alarming bit of news comes from Prayer Warriors ChristianPost, who tell us that the once eminent Victorians have shed their Virtue and are now more spiritually allied to the harlotry of Victoria's Secretions. Appalling:

Over half of babies born to British women this year were born outside of marriage, according to newly released figures. ...

”We should not be surprised because for the last 20 years or more the state has connived with the metropolitan classes to tell everyone that the structure of their family does not matter in bringing up children,” Iain Duncan Smith, founder of the Center for Social Justice and a member of the parliament, told the London-based Telegraph newspaper.

"The Government has progressively removed any support for marriage, and the benefit system discriminates against couples who marry. This is a significant social landmark but it is also a very tragic story. People should recognize that what has happened has done more to damage the prospects of children than at any time for more than 100 years."

Moonbats are constantly citing England's healthcare system as a model for socialized medicine in Our Nation, despite the fact it's so terrible it even gave Rudy Giuliani's prostate cancer. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that single-payer health insurance is really another liberal plot to attack the Traditional Family. Will one of the requirements for HillaryCare be that you produce an out-of-wedlock child? The smart money says yes!

What's even more horrible, if you can imagine, is that the kids who aren't illegitimate pose an even greater threat to Christian Values -- because they're Muslims!

Statistical information released yesterday showing Muhammad is the second most popular boys name in Britain "proves Islam is becoming the majority in the UK and will one day enter every house in Europe," a senior terror leader told WND in an interview. ...

According to statistics released yesterday by Britain's Office of National Statistics, Muhammad was the most popular boys name in the UK when all of its spellings are accounted for. Jack, cited as the most popular boy's name, fell from last year by 156 babies, while Muhammad showed a regular spike. If trends continue, Muhammad could be the most popular boys name in Britain next year.

If only America's Christian parents showed similar devotion to their Faith when naming their children. How horrible it is to know that today's generation of Ethans, Ashtons, and Tanners will someday be locked in an epic clash of civilizations, most likely when they're in pre-school, and will be woefully unprepared to battle jihad because their parents didn't name them Victor Davis or Michelle Maglalang, thereby instilling in them a proper love of Freedom.

Should these trends continue, our longstanding friendship with Great Britain will cease to be a benefit to National Security and will undoubtedly become a liability. Just as parents worry their teenagers will fall in with the wrong crowd, so too should we worry that America's allies will have her engaging in pre-marital sex, ditching school, and fasting during Ramadan. The Coalition of the Willing shows that there are no shortage of countries willing to be our friends if the price is right, so I say now's the time to say cheerio to England and see if Eritrea wants to come over for a play date. Praise Him!

What dhimmitude looks like

This is appalling:

In a dramatic reversal Saturday, the United States rejected and then accepted a compromise to set the stage for intense negotiations in the next two years aimed at reducing carbon dioxide emissions worldwide.

Protesters gather outside the conference center in Bali as delegates discuss climate change.

The White House, however, said in a statement that it still has "serious concerns" about the agreement.

"The negotiations must proceed on the view that the problem of climate change cannot be adequately addressed through commitments for emissions cuts by developed countries alone. Major developing economies must likewise act," the White House said.

President Bush is setting a deadly precedent showing that he is willing to negotiate with terrorist organizations. Who's next, the Democrats? Probably not, but this is a clear sign of American weakness.

There are many reasons to be skeptical of this treaty. The science behind is inconclusive at best, and the intentions of its proponents, particularly those that live in low-lying coastal areas, are far from pure. It's pretty clear they want us U.S. taxpayers to save their hides, which is not only greedy, but also stupid: Katrina should be a pretty clear indication of how we plan to deal with those sorts of problems. But the real reason to oppose it is that it doesn't so much as acknowledge the primary causes of global warming: Al Gore and no-fault divorce. This thing isn't worth the paper it's printed on -- paper, I might remind you, that was made from TREES that would otherwise be sucking carbon dioxide out of the air. Boy these liberals sure are hypocrites. Praise Him!

Would you support these troops?

Radical homosexual activists have long been using the Girl Scouts to flesh out their ranks [carpentry & bad back division], and every dollar the gullible American public spends on Thin Mints from these diminutive Feminazis-in-training goes towards instructing them in the black arts of lesbianism -- racial tolerance, macramé, and automotive repair, to name but a few. Evidently the fact that every mechanic's shop & craft store in the country will soon be under the tyrannical dominion of their protégés isn't enough for these would-be despots. In their all-consuming hatred of Freedom, they have embiggened their campaign against Our Nation and joined forces with Al Qaeda:

Scattered Muslim communities across the United States are forming Girl Scout troops as a sort of assimilation tool to help girls who often feel alienated from the mainstream culture, and to give Muslims a neighborly aura. Boy Scout troops are organized with the same inspiration, but often the leap for girls is greater because many come from conservative cultures that frown upon their participating in public physical activity.

By teaching girls to roast hot dogs or fix a flat bicycle tire, Farheen Hakeem, one troop leader here, strives to help them escape the perception of many non-Muslims that they are different.

Scouting is a way of celebrating being American without being any less Muslim, Ms. Hakeem said.

This is an Outrage of the highest order. How soon will it be before we see some Brownie's sash adorned with merit badges for blaming America, or beheading the infidels on YouTube? America has taken one enormous step closer to Islezbofascist sharia, and all that speculation about Hillary's attempts to establish the lesbian caliphate seems far more credible now. Praise Him!

Islezbofascist Awareness Week: Scientists, the new pornographers

Sister Nancy Beth is a passionate adherent of the First Amendment, at least as our Christian Founding Fathers intended for it to be used. Nothing rouses my suspicions quite like handmaidens of The Left wringing their hands and crying "censorship," as you can bet dollars to donuts that whatever they're being prevented from expressing is pornographic, un-American, and blatantly anti-Christian. As far as I'm concerned, whoever's shutting them up is doing the American public a tremendous service, since it typically means preventing me from having to Witness some performance artist of indeterminate gender spray catsup out of its orifices while ranting about what a monster Our President is. This time is no exception:

Environmental and public health experts overwhelmingly denounced editing by the White House of a federal health agency head's testimony to Congress Tuesday. Significant deletions were made from the testimony, concerning global warming and the potential impact on human health.

The original, unedited testimony presented to Congress by Dr. Julie Gerberding, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and obtained by ABC News was 14 pages long, but the White House Office of Management and Budget edited the final version down to a mere six pages.

Scientists and public health organizations called the move "frustrating," "terrible" and "appalling." The edits essentially deleted all sections that referred to climate change as a public health concern -- including the risks of increased food-borne and waterborne diseases, worsening extreme weather events, worsening air pollution and the effect of heat stress on humans.

Science, as it routinely demonstrates, is an enormous junk industry set up to give cover to the most egregious excesses that liberals routinely engage in, like the constant God-bashing of evolution, homosexuality, protecting endangered species, etc. And, it's resolutely filthy. I'm not surprised these "scientists" are unhappy Our President had the good taste to excise their exacting details about what global warming will do to our digestive tracts, because it probably read like a scatological fantasy scene more befitting the homosexual congregants of the Folsom Street Fair than the greatest nation on earth. Just take a look at the smut that passes for research elsewhere in the learned and gentlemanly circles of science, this time about industrial "toxins":

Also testifying that day was Dr. Shanna Swan, director of the Center for Reproductive Epidemiology at the University of Rochester School of Medicine, in New York. Dr. Swan conducted a study, published in the June 2005 Environmental Health Perspectives, that sent shock waves through the medical community. Swan took urine samples from 134 pregnant women in Los Angeles, Minneapolis and Columbia, Missouri, and tested them for phthalates. The results showed an apparent correlation between women who had higher phthalate levels in their urine and the fact that their male children, within thirteen months of birth, showed "reduced ano-genital distance (AGD)." That measurement of the distance between the anus and the scrotum is a means of distinguishing between male and female rodents and is a key indicator of testosterone levels. Dr. Gray has been seeing shorter AGDs in rats fed phthalates--now Dr. Swan was seeing it in humans.

Disgusting! Liberals may think they have the right to shock us with their vulgar and explicit "scholarship," but their findings are nothing more than ways to indulge in and validate their unnatural sexual inclinations. I for one applaud Our President for keeping science clean. In doing so, he preserves the values that have made America great and have kept us from being attacked by terrorists for the past six years. Praise Him!

Islezbofascist Awareness Week: The homosexual-jihad connection

The Bible counsels that sparing the rod means spoiling the child, but I'm pretty sure that there's one rod that we all agree Our Nation's children should be spared: the offending, heavily-veined sort protruding from your typical radical homosexual activist. Homosexuality remains one of Satan's most irresistible vices, and the hours of extensive internet research I've done on this topic (WARNING: totally NSFW link) indicates that even the most resolutely heterosexual male is but two tequila shots away from violating God's Sacred laws. We are teetering on the edge of a Moral precipice, and the only thing keeping America from plummeting into the nightmare abyss of unrepentant sodomy and endless Will & Grace marathons is the ability of ten year olds to call their classmates faggots. Not surprisingly, The Left is trying to restrict this nearly Sacramental utterance, and is using it as an opportunity to brainwash our children into their godless cult of "tolerance." Prayer Warriors OneNewsNow alert us to the latest classroom turned into a Maoist re-education camp:

A California-based pro-family activist is outraged that a San Diego public school teacher is teaching third graders that homosexuality is acceptable, and that a San Diego news website is glorifying the teacher's indoctrination techniques.

A website called Voice of San Diego recently profiled a third-grade teacher, Mick Rabin, who uses his classroom to promote homosexuality to his young pupils, according to San Diego-based pro-family advocate James Hartline. Hartline says parents need to know what is happening in public school classrooms, and demand control over their tax-funded schools.

I found the website in question, and as you can imagine, it's so unrepentant in its glorification of the deviant Homosexual Lifestyle that you'd think the thing was ghost-written by Jean Genet himself. And as we see, not even an avowed heterosexual can resist its gravitational pull:

Rabin embraces difference. Straight and married, he lobbies for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender kids through the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network, as co-chairman and treasurer of its San Diego chapter. He recently won San Diego Pride's "Friend of the Year" award for his work. A former Eagle Scout, he turned in his badge and protested the Boy Scouts' bottom-dollar lease of Balboa Park, citing the group's exclusion of LGBT and atheist boys.

If you're like me, your jaw dropped upon learning that even married people can be assimilated into the militant anti-family shock troops. The homos have clearly made some sort of quantum leap in their recruitment techniques for this to happen, and I have sent email message after email message beseeching DHS chief Michael Chertoff to raise the terror threat level accordingly, at least until it can be investigated further. This is like suitcase nukes meets small pox, only ten times worse, and all the duct tape in the world won't keep all the gay away this time. Praise Him!

Celebrate Islezbofascist Awareness Week

By my calculations, there isn't a day that goes by that doesn't afford liberals the occasion to express their deep hatred for all things American. Whether it's Ramadan, Cinco de Mayo, or Staff Appreciation Week, The Left's calendar is chock-a-block with opportunities to drop acid, praise homosexuality, and advance World Communism, all to the detriment of National Security.

However, just as he has done on college campuses, Prayer Warrior David Horowitz is trying to restore some balance to Our Nation's days of remembrance. This week marks Islamic-Fascism Awareness Week, a time for us to note that the public stonings of adulterers and hangings of homosexuals as practiced by Muslims are barbaric and unconscionable.

In the spirit of Mr. Horowitz's work of identifying America's enemies, I'd like to embiggen the focus of this week's festivities. I'll be spotlighting any number of terrorist collaborators (radical homosexual activists, environmentalists, Wrigley's Chewing Gum) who, whether working independently or in concert with the Muslims, are actively trying to ruin America... or as I like to call it, Islezbofascism.

Today's threat to Freedom are the heathen Chinee, whose high male birthrate (120 boys to 100 girls) threatens to have drastic consequences for Our Nation:

China's surplus males may be developing into a permanent angry underclass capable of being dangerously exploited. As in Lanzhou, unemployed unmarried men dominate China's 150-million-strong pool of migrant labor, and most of them have no prospect of obtaining an education or long-term job. These "surplus males" increasingly congregate in certain areas of cities -- train and bus stations are favorites -- and have begun to form gangs. As China faces a wildfire of protests concerning labor and property rights, as well as other issues -- the number of "mass incidents," or large protests, in the country rose more than 500% between 1994 and 2005 -- companies or local officials have started hiring members of this male underclass as thugs. This has led to more violent confrontations in factories, physical attacks on local activists and journalists, and peasants being forced off land that developers covet.

Worse, as the study by den Boer and Hudson suggests, the Chinese military could recruit from the country's male underclass. Throughout history, one way to use surplus men is to send them abroad to fight wars, and the paramilitary People's Armed Police reportedly has been beefing up its ranks.

I know exactly where this is going to lead: to a stall in the men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. As the recent unpleasantness with Senator Craig amply demonstrates, a preponderance of males, as there is in the Senate and there is in Red China, leads to a natural uptick in homosexual activity, and it's just a matter of time before China reaches its own flashpoint of public sodomy.

In many ways, these men, if not all men, are the victims of Feminism. Who's to say how many female senators we'd presently have if America hadn't ceded to the demands of the feminists and made abortion somewhat legal? Clearly the only hope we have of restoring heterosexuality and warding off the impending dick-sucking holocaust is by outlawing abortion once and for all. Praise Him!

Devilcrat watch

† The Democrat presidential primary is a beauty pageant in which the candidates try to demonstrate that they hate America more than their rivals, and since Osama Bin Laden probably couldn't sneak into the country to accept their nomination, they'll just name Hillary Clinton instead. But it looks as if dark horse Barack Hussein Obama may take the lead with his latest fatwa against Our Nation:

"You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a [flag lapel] pin," Obama said. "Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we're talking about the Iraq War, that became a substitute for I think true patriotism, which is speaking out on issues that are of importance to our national security, I decided I won't wear that pin on my chest.

"Instead," he said, "I'm going to try to tell the American people what I believe will make this country great, and hopefully that will be a testimony to my patriotism."

Or maybe he just hates America. The Democrats' war on empty gestures (c.f. John Edwards' bumper sticker gaffe) may play well with their nuance-loving, Volvo-driving, French-speaking constituents, but to those of us who love Freedom, he might as well burn an American flag... which he'll probably do while he proudly accepts their nomination, in Arabic. Alarming, to say the least.

† Clinton the unstoppable sex machine: God help us, it looks as if DC's drycleaners will be removing Bill Clinton's DNA from another generation of interns' dresses. Chairman Hillary's seductive wiles probably rank up their with Rosie O'Donell's in terms of effectiveness on the gentlemen of the species, but somehow (black magic? widespread ingestion of lead paint?), male Democrats are warming up to this castrating shrew:

An ABC/Washington Post poll released Oct. 3 shows that 48 percent of Democratic men — a rise from 29 percent at the beginning of September — support her presidential bid.

This is clearly another symptom of America's declining Morals, as the article goes on to speculate that part of her appeal may be a sense of nostalgia for Bill Clinton's police state:

"This country was rocking and rolling when the Clintons were in office," said Walter Cheadle, a 64-year-old independent. "I consider her a very intelligent woman. She was in the White House for eight years with her husband and she has all that experience."

The only upside: the possiblity of 4/8 years of endless congressional inquiries into her 1974 tax returns. Glory!

† Despite the missteps Our President has made dealing with illegal immigrants, he has a good heart, and of all the political figures I can think of, he's the one I'd most like to drink a beer and do a line of blow with. His agenda of Compassionate Convervatism was on full display this week when he spared future generations of children the horrors of dependence on the federal government for their health insurance (that's for when they're 65) and vetoed the expansion of the SCHIP bill. Instead of leading them down the slippery slope of welfare spongehood, he taught America's Youth a valuable and character-building lesson: If you want something bad enough, get a job and have your employer provide you with it. And how do the Democrats respond? Like total assholes:

The House of Representatives will wait two weeks before voting to overturn or uphold President Bush's veto of the proposed expansion of a children's health insurance program, even though they argued earlier that time was the critical issue in forcing the legislation through Congress. ...

Democrats have already started running ads in some Republican districts criticizing the Republican member's vote on the SCHIP bill. Democrats can use the next two weeks to try to convince enough Republicans to switch their votes so they can override the veto.

The bill Bush vetoed passed the House Sept. 25 by a vote of 265-159, short of the 290 votes needed to overturn a veto.

"The fact that they are delaying this for two weeks reflects that they're more interested in running radio and TV ads for two weeks than they are in expanding children's health insurance coverage as quickly as possible," Rep. Adam Putnam (R-Fla.) told reporters in a briefing Wednesday.

It's obvious the DemocRATS are more interested in instilling partisan loyalty in future generations of potential Democratic voters than tending to the health insurance needs of America' children. I only hope this cynical ploy blows up in their faces before they do more damage to America and the Republican Party. Praise Him!

Why we fight

One of the central concepts of Christian Cosmetology is that Our Nation's military might should be used to strategically advance the causes of Freedom, Christianity, and Cosmetology in the Middle East to ensure America's continuing hegemony. Please meet one of the architects of this strategy:

Britsh MPs visiting the Pentagon to discuss America's stance on Iran and Iraq were shocked to be told by one of President Bush's senior women officials: "I hate all Iranians."

And she also accused Britain of "dismantling" the Anglo-US-led coalition in Iraq by pulling troops out of Basra too soon.

The all-party group of MPs say Debra Cagan, Deputy Assistant Secretary for Coalition Affairs to Defence Secretary Robert Gates, made the comments this month.

Talk about living by your principles. Not only does Miss Cagan assume an aggressive stance against militant ragheadism in her politics, but even her makeup technique can be regarded as an assault against Islezbofascism... and probably against many other things. Despite all the flack the Bush Administration receives from The Left (and, increasingly, the right), it's good to know our policies are still in the hands of people like this. Praise Him!

According to our friends in the liberal media, the American workplace is becoming more accomodating to people of Faith. Unfortunately for Our Nation, though, most of these people aren't Christians:

The case of the driver with the beard, is part of a lawsuit filed against United Parcel Service by the EEOC in March on behalf of a Rastafarian named Ronnis Mason who was not hired by UPS because of his beard.

"Mason wears his beard as part of his observance of Rastafarianism, a Jamaican-born religion with around one million adherents in the world," an EEOC statements details. "Mason explained to UPS that he could not shave his beard, and UPS told him that he could then only apply for an "inside," lower-paying position that would not have contact with the public."

I have no idea what this Rastafarianism business is, but no doubt its apologists will claim it's another one of those "religions" "of" "peace," much like radical Islam. Its Jamaican roots instantly put it under a cloud of suspicion, as Jamaica's leading export is homosexual dog groomers. It's probably just a matter of time before UPS' formerly Christian work ethic is compromised beyond recognition by these poodle-clipping nancies.

Unfortunately, this isn't the only death cult out to destroy capitalism by clamoring for special treatment in the workplace:

Asking for prayer time at work is also one type of religious accommodation legal experts say is on the rise. In one particular case that is still ongoing, a group of Muslim workers at a Swift & Co. meatpacking plant were denied a request for time to pray at sunset.

“We think a 10 minute break is a reasonable accommodation,” say the attorney for the workers, Rima Kapitan, who works for the Counsel on American-Islamic relations, because it would not disrupt the factory line.

I haven't seen a more deluded September 10th way of thinking since MoveOn.org's General Betray-Us ad. America needs to get serious about the threat militant Islam presents to the processed meat industry; these 10 minute prayer breaks are invitations for the unspeakable.

Despite all the fanfare about the growing "tolerance" of religion, the sad truth of the matter is that America's Christians remain the most oppressed minority the world has ever seen. Just look at the recent actions of the the Supreme Court:

The Supreme Court opened its new term Monday refusing to get involved in two church-state disputes — one over religious organizations paying for workers' birth-control health insurance benefits, the other over an evangelical group's plea to hold religious services at a public library.

The birth-control benefits dispute was triggered by a New York state law that forces religious-based social service agencies to subsidize contraceptives as part of prescription drug coverage they offer employees.

I've long since written off America's libraries as nothing more than bottomless fonts of porn, be it of the print, online, or feltboard variety,so that's little more than insult to injury at this point. I am Outraged, however, at religious organizations being forced to provide harlot pills for their female employees. A dirty little secret that feminists don't want you to know is that many women take birth control pills recreationally with the intent of regulating their monthly Curse of Eve. Well, ladies, God is in charge of that Sinful uterus, as the occasional bit of spotting gently reminds you, and the Supreme Court is doing you no favors by reinforcing these delusions. Disgraceful.

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Lastly, in the everything I need to know was written by the 17th century department: This rightfully deserves its own post, but it's late and I've had a hard day of Christian Persecution at the Beauty Palace. Mark your calendars to celebrate the real Earth Day:

How old is the world?

Most people would say: "Nobody knows."

But the author of the book frequently described as the greatest history book ever written, said the world was created Oct. 23, 4004 B.C. – making it exactly 6,009 last Monday.

In the 1650s, an Anglican bishop named James Ussher published his "Annals of the World," subtitled, "The Origin of Time, and Continued to the Beginning of the Emperor Vespasian's Reign and the Total Destruction and Abolition of the Temple and Commonwealth of the Jews." First published in Latin, it consisted of more than 1,600 pages.

The book, now published in English for the first time, is a favorite of homeschoolers and those who take ancient history seriously. It's the history of the world from the Garden of Eden to the fall of Jerusalem in AD 70.

If this article's no-hold barred approach to time (yesterday was September 30th by my calendar and 4004 BC to 2007 AD is 6011 years, but maybe that's another example of time's pronounced liberal bias) is any indication of the level of scholarship contained within this book, I'm sure it's quite a read. Praise Him!

Catching up

Conchita's IT slug dropped something of a bombshell on me last week when he said our network server was moving to a "vault" and any of the 5,438 messages I presently have in my mailboxes older than 60 days would be moved there permanently and could never be erased once it was migrated. While I do believe the 300-400 messages I sent to my girlfriends saying "Conchita is such a bitch. I'm so glad she's going to Hell. See you Sunday," have their rightful place among The Ages, I can only imagine the Persecution I would endure once Chairman Hillary started subpoenaing them for her kangaroo court.

All of this, gentle reader, is my long-winded way of explaining to you why I spent the last 4 workdays frenetically deleting 6 years of email from my in and out boxes and not blogging on the pressing matters of the day. But fear not, for nothing escapes the watchful eye of Sister Nancy Beth. Here are the stories MSM would rather you ignore:

† Plan naan from outer space - Perhaps the most shameful legacy of feminism is the way it wrecked the space program. Once they let women in, they had to let everyone in (except maybe the homos, but you know that's a lawsuit waiting to happen) , and that's what we've got today -- Muslims who are not only trying to take over the planet, but also the whole damn solar system:

Malaysia's first astronaut will blast off into space next month armed with guidelines from Muslim authorities on how to pray, wash and even be "buried" in space.

Two Malaysian candidates, a doctor and an army dentist who are both Muslims, are undergoing training in Russia with the winner expected to be announced on Friday, ahead of the 11-day space mission which starts on October 10.

Other Muslims have ventured into space, but none during the fasting month of Ramadan which began last week, and Malaysia's Department of Islamic Development (JAKIM) is hopeful the astronaut will choose to fast during his voyage.

"Conditions at the International Space Station which are so different from those on earth are not a hindrance for the astronaut to fulfil his obligations as a Muslim," it said in a 20-page booklet.

This booklet sounds like one of those Al Qaeda training manuals we're always hearing so much about. Who's to say there isn't a chapter in there on how to best behead a fellow astronaut when Good Morning, America cuts to you for the effects of zero gravity on poppy seeds? And what if a high dosage of radiation turns him from a regular Muslim, which is bad enough, into some sort of mutant super-Muslim? I think it shows how badly we've fallen behind as a global leader that something like this is even allowed to happen.

† The wages of Sin - It's long been known that consumers of pornography are hyperviolent criminal predators, and it only stands to reason that the people who make it are criminals themselves. To wit:

An Iraq war veteran featured in dozens of hard-core sex films been charged with raping a woman as she slept at a Washington State University sorority house.

Christopher Jack Reid, 25, who uses the screen name Jack Venice, also is accused of burglarizing the Kappa Alpha Theta, Pi Beta Phi and Delta Gamma sorority houses and trying to break into the Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity in Pullman, according to police reports.

Let us hope Mr. Reid discover the one true path to Salvation and returns to polite society in the form of a conservative journalist.

† Satan's concubine - Hillary Clinton's demands for the blood of the unborn isn't just a convenient political stance to ride to electoral victory, it's part of the literal deal she made with the devil:

A new biography on Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton reveals that during her time as First Lady, Clinton participated in strange moments of imaginary conversation with a deceased Eleanor Roosevelt from the solarium atop the White House. Grove City College professor Paul Kengor’s “God and Hillary Clinton” also notes the religious devotion with which Senator Clinton advocates abortion.

An overview of the book by Kengor’s Grove City colleague Dr. Warren Thockmorton notes that the book - with information from friends, colleagues and acquaintances - paints an accurate picture of Clinton’s version of faith.

The woman who arranged the séance-type sessions atop the White House, Jean Houston, became very close to the Senator. Houston who was known for delving into altered consciousness, the spirit world, and psychic experiences, according to a source quoted in the book, compared Clinton to Joan of Arc and believed her to be the most pivotal woman in all of human history.

Thockmorton also extracts from the book an analysis of Clinton’s devotion to abortion. “There is no issue closer to Mrs. Clinton’s heart than abortion rights—to which she holds a nearly religious devotion—so much so that it has become a kind of political theology to the senator, equipped with its own set of apologetics.”

I don't know when Hillary has time to conduct her Black Masses, what with all the burglaries she spends her day plotting, but there's no doubt that once she's in office, her daily briefing will including the disemboweling of a sacred chicken as a means of augury. Keep America Holy and send her back to Massachusetts, where she belongs. Praise Him!

Another great day for Freedom

Despite The Left's desperate attempts to portray Our President's Glorious Crusade to Bring Freedom to the Ragheads as nothing short of a complete and utter failure, incontrovertible evidence continues to mount showing that the surge is indeed working. Via Prayer Warrior Michelle Malkin, I learn that we finally have finally been able to quell that mighty stronghold of Islezbofascist foment: Madison, Wisconsin.

The eight Madison City Council members who abstained from voting to recommend that Congress impeach President Bush and Vice President Cheney outweighed the nine citizens who made personal pleas to the council and presented more than 8,300 signatures demanding that the council recommend impeachment.

Just before 4 a.m. this morning, after an hour of impassioned debate, the city council failed to muster the necessary 11 votes to recommend impeachment.

I must say that I share Michelle's exultation over this victory. What makes it particularly savory is that it is also a stinging (albeit retroactive) defeat of Jane Fonda and the Viet Cong!

However, the council members who spoke were equally passionate. The most emotional was Thuy Pham-Remmele, an immigrant from Vietnam, who said she would resign from the city council if it voted to recommend impeachment. ...

Looking directly at the spectator gallery, Pham-Remmele said, "It is easy to be like Jane Fonda and walk with the communists … and feel good about it. If you really want to save lives, think of something more concrete."

BURN!!! Yeah, like taking a First Aid class. Suck on that one, hippies.

Tragically, at last count there were 87 municipalities in Our Nation that had embraced Sharia and declared Osama Bin Laden their dictator for life. But as this story indicates, this war can be won: Today we retake Madison, and tomorrow maybe we liberate West Hollywood. It can never be said too often that the next few months are critical. If the surge is allowed to go as Our President has planned, America may finally taste sweet victory in Iraq, in Afghanistan, and Viet Nam, too. Praise Him!

Repent, Hollywood

Admit it, you've long suspected as much.

While most of us are capable of doing little more than despairing over Hollywood's estimable track record for converting Our Nation into an enormous opium den populated by the likes of hoodlums, perverts, and environmentalists, it embiggens my Spirit to report that a group of Christians are fighting back and taking no prisoners. Just look at the body blows they've dealt to those mop-topped wreckers of civilization better known as the Beatles:

At one point in Jared Hutchins' young life, the Beatles were a big problem.

"I had to stop listening to them for a while," said Hutchins, who lives in Cumming, Georgia, and plays the piano, guitar and harmonica. He said the group's world view "had a negative effect on me," and made him irritable and angry.

"God owns my life, not the Beatles," he said simply. Although Hutchins said he enjoys a wide range of music -- from Pink Floyd and Arcade Fire to Christian bands such as Hillsong United -- he said he has to be careful of what music he listens to, for the same reason he temporarily turned off the Beatles.

I am happy to report that through the power of Prayer, these pied pipers of Satanism have gotten their Divine comeuppance: Two are dead, one might as well be, and the last I saw of Paul McCartney, his eyebrows had been tweezed to within an inch of his life. Game, set, match -- JESUS!!! You best watch your back, Harry Chapin.

It should come as no surprise to learn that this counterinsurgency against Hollywood's guerrilla war on Christian Virtue is very much an important part of the Global War on Terror:

And so, Ron Luce, the 46-year-old founder of the organization, has waged a modern-day crusade against "purveyors of popular culture," whom he has condemned as "the enemy." More than two decades old, Teen Mania estimates it has reached more than 2 million teens with its message "of living completely for Christ." ...

"Kids are hurting," he said. And of those who he feels inflict these moral wounds, Luce said, "We call them terrorists, virtue terrorists, that are destroying our kids."

"They're raping virgin teenage America on the sidewalk, and everybody's walking by and acting like everything's OK. And it's just not OK."

There are clearly elements of the Kitty Genovese tragedy at work here, which, as Michelle Malkin tells us, is the handiwork of Muslims, so they're agents in this conspiracy, too. I'm hard pressed to determine exactly which moment in popular culture represents Hollywood's 9/11 attack (that time a pantyless Britney S. flashed her ladyparts at an unsuspecting American public has a slight edge), but it's high time that the Evildoers are held responsible for their atrocities. If Hollywood doesn't come to its senses and accept Jesus Christ as its Lord and Savior, they'll find themselves sitting through the Operation Iraqi Freedom II: Electric Boogaloo.

Animal welfare

If any of you doubt that public assistance programs sap the recipients' desire to work, you should look no further than your local zoo. Jesus and I took His brother and niece to protest the LA Zoo yesterday (sorry, no pictures), and I was shocked that a socialist welfare program like this is still going on, even 18 years after the fall of Communism. Most of our afternoon was spent visually scouring their cages for any signs of life, but it became apparent that they were more interested in hiding in their dressing rooms than doing their jobs -- which is entertaining us, their paying customers. The few animals we did see were so torpid they could have been stuffed.

Quite frankly, I find the very premise of a zoo ideologically suspect. Animals are selected according to their value as members of a certain species, rather than their merit. It's identity politics run amok, and a chilling omen of what The Left's fixation on diversity will ulitmately lead to outside the zoo's walls: Ethnic minorities (who are probably here illegally) living the life of Riley on the dole while we conservatives are forced to support their indolent lifestyle through exorbitant taxes on gasoline and email. It is, in short, an Outrage, and I hope Star Parker devotes a column to this assault on Free Market ideals in the very near future.

Perhaps the greatest Outrage of all was the appalling level on denial about the threat radical Islam presents to Our Nation. Not once did I see any mention of 9/11 or the heroism we conservative bloggers have been vigilantly displaying ever since that dreaded day in the zoo exhibits. It's enough to make you think the animal rights crowd would welcome being overrun by Muslims. Well, I am onto them, and I plan to harp loudly on these enemies of Freedom until the next blogospheric distraction, which will probably be Monday. Praise Him!

The evil that she-males do

Radical homosexual activists have enjoyed such remarkable successes in recruiting America's school children into their cross-dressing lifestyle that they've set their sights on a new target: alcoholics

Scottsdale bar owner Tom Anderson believes he was doing the right thing when he banned several transgender patrons from the club after women complained about cross-dressing men using the women's bathroom.

But one of the banned patrons, Michele deLaFreniere, has filed a discrimination complaint against Anderson's Fifth Estate.

The Arizona Attorney General's Office is investigating and a hearing is set for Aug. 7.

DeLaFreniere is chair of the Scottsdale Human Relations Commission and employed by the city, repairing bicycles through its Handlebar Helpers program.

Let's see -- transgendered and one of these alternative transportation enthusiasts? That's as dangerous a hybrid as being Muslim and belonging to a union, or being female and a Democrat. I do believe "Ms" DeLaFraniere tipped her hand with this one and revealed herself to be a card-carrying member of the Islezbofascist conspiracy, the same Fifth Column working overtime to bring you another 9/11 attack.

While these wreckers of Western Civilization claim that they're merely seeking the same level of protection under the law that Our Heavenly Father explicitly bequeathed to us straight white people in the Constitution, their actions show otherwise. These diabolical Tootsies are going after the Holy Grail of special rights: Ladies Night 2-for-1 drink coupons

"It looked like a man trying to get the ladies drink special," Anderson said of the cross-dressing patrons.

This more than anything threatens the extinction of the American race: The women of Our Nation won't be able to get drunk enough to perpetuate the species, and our men will be too drunk to tell the difference between biological females and their imposters. Increased competition for manly essence would surely have condemned borderline cases like Karen Hughes to a state of childlessness. And who's to say that it isn't already too late for Condi?

Christians, help preserve the bloodlines of Our Nation's royal families. We want our next generation of Republican leaders to wind up in prep school, not in a used condom in the back of a Camaro. Until trannies are banished from America's drinking establishments, the future of the country hangs in the balance. Praise Him!

Lavenderwash

This is Outrageous. Just days after my Prayer Warriors warn us of the growing threat of lesbian gangs who've been savagely terrorizing the Christian citizenry, Christianpost.com, a purported "Christian" news site (and potential candidate for inclusion to the exalted rank of Prayer Warrior -- dream on, fellas), runs a story on inner-city gang violence and doesn't mention the L-word once. It's as if the limp yet invisible wrist of radical homosexual activists erased every reference to this gathering storm:

Teens from across the nation were brought to the doorsteps of Congress Thursday to speak out about increased gang violence in the United States and propose tactics to combat the problem from the perspective of people who have been personally affected by the nation’s growing gang and crime problems.

Like lesbian gangs who publicly shamed them for their patriarchal thinking or shook them down for their lunch money in order to buy Melissa Etheridge cds -- it's like crack cocaine to these people.

Ninety teens from metropolitan cities such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York as well as other cities from areas including rural Georgia and West Virginia were selected by the Christian humanitarian organization World Vision to meet with members of Congress to discuss gang violence prevention.

Yes, I understand that the lesbian gang problem is especially fierce in rural Georgia and West Virginia, where lesbian gang members are known to sport tattoos of the Indigo Girls and Robert Byrd, respectively.

Some of the young advocates have also suffered traumatic gang-related experiences such as one participant from Los Angeles who witnessed her brother’s murder due to gang violence, and another young woman from Chicago whose cousin was killed and whose house was recently shot at.

Far be it from me to belittle their suffering, but what about the scores of people gang-raped by lesbians brandishing dildos or strangled by their bolo ties? Don't these victims of gang violence warrant a mention? Or does political correctness banish their personal tragedies from the sphere of public discourse?

The prevailing concern among the youth leaders, which they emphasized during their meetings with congressmen, was over policy changes that address prevention. Teens agreed that in order to address the root cause of youth violence, the government needs to prevent kids from joining a gang or crime-related activities in the first place.

Yes, the government should prevent activities like lesbianism, or girl's PE. There's certainly no telling how many lesbian gang members were recruited into their lives of crime during Title IX-mandated volleyball, but if this pandemic I've been hearing about is any indication, it must number in the tens of thousands.

Suggestions for keeping kids away from gangs and off the streets include more after-school activities, providing more places where youths can feel safe and build friendships, and offering more mentoring programs.

And outlawing lesbianism. If you do that, America's gang problem will clear up overnight, although the countries where these lesbians are deported to will most likely experience a surge in gang-related lesbian activity.

In addition, the teen representatives strongly urged more employment opportunities for young adults to keep them away from relying on drug trade for money.

Or becoming lesbians. God knows that "womyn's" music these "ladies" are so fond of makes this Sinful lifestyle look irresistibly cool. In this subculture, depicted with appalling explicitness on MTV and VH1, lesbianism, unemployment, and lawlessness go hand in hand, contributing to a sense of nihilism and anomie that has caused the lesbian gang problem we are now experiencing to explode.

When I see reporting this shoddy, I am reminded of one dire fact: Not even "conservative" media outlets are free of the liberal bias and sinister meddling of radical homosexual activists. Christians, be certain you're getting your news from accurate and reliable sources like FoxNews and WorldNetDaily, or before you know it, you'll find that your own children have been inculcated into this criminal sex-cult. Praise Him!

Nancy, get your gun

In the past, I've routinely dismissed criticism of the Department of Homeland Security's performance as the usual rantings of unhinged liberals and like-minded perverts who love Hillary and hate America. Then some of my Prayer Warriors got in on the act, which threw me for a while, and -- dare I say it? -- made even me question their patriotism. That sense of unease cleared up, though, when I deduced that it was because Ted Kennedy had wrested control of the department out of the hands of the Freedom-lovers, and had instructed border patrol officers to dress up like Good Humor men and give out Klondike Bars and road maps to the illegals they happened upon crossing the Sonoran Desert. However, when I learn that The Left has unleashed marauding gangs of lesbians to terrorize the streets of Our Nation without a concomitant rise in the threat level to red, I, too, must voice a note of distrust with this agency. Maybe DHS is playing politics with National Security -- for the benefit of the moonbats!!!

Needless to say, we're on tactical alert here at Sister Nancy Beth World Ministries International Headquarters, a 9-11(c)(e)* corporation, particularly since the the dossier of credible evidence about these jihadists in flannel continues to grow. This could very well be the spectacular terrorist attack on American soil that Al Qaeda has been plotting since 9/11, but something about the involvement of lesbians tells me that this will be a thousand times worse: An armada of pimped-out Subarus blasting Cris Williamson will roam our streets; afro-pics will dangle menacingly from their mullets; they'll terrorize man, woman, and child alike with their threats to have Rosie replace Bob Barker on The Price is Right -- or OMG! Katie Couric on the CBS Evening News! -- and they'll kick our collective asses in tennis, soccer, and softball. Oh, the humanity. Michael Chertoff and his spineless underlings may want us to keep our pretty little heads buried in the sand, but I've got the duct tape and plastic sheeting ready for the first blare of the civil defense sirens.

Unsurprisingly, these hirsute daughters of Bilitis have managed to mount a Fifth Column to assist them with their latest onslaught. I extend my deepest thanks to Prayer Warriors World Net Daily for tipping us off to these atrocities, effectively proving that these vicious lesbo gangs and the radical homosexual activists and uncivil liberal bloggers who have come to their aid are tapping the same deadly well of Islezbofascism:

Two news stories about hundreds of lesbian gangs attacking and raping young girls in schools and other public locations have prompted a backlash against the reporters by members of the homosexual community.

The broadcasts by Memphis television station WPTY and Fox News host Bill O'Reilly quoted law enforcement authorities, victims, and even some gang members to document the growing number of attacks on young girls by lesbian gang members. ...
But the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, which had tried to suppress the Memphis report before it aired, issued a statement charging the reporting was "without … one solid statistic or credible source."

Rashad Robinson, GLAAD's senior director of media programs, called the reporting "inaccurate tabloid journalism" and said it "perpetuates dangerous stereotypes about lesbians and feeds a climate of homophobia, anti-gay discrimination and violence."

Participants in several blogs simply ridiculed the reports. A writer who was identified as "Idaho Librul" told the "From the Left" website: "Thank goodness for Bill O'Reilly! I saw a group of rampaging lesbians just the other day going up and down my street. Oh wait a minute, come to think of it, they were Girl Scouts selling cookies. But I was terrified!"

On the After Ellen blog, another wrote, "Yes, it's true, we're just one cell short of being a full-fledged terrorist network. Don't bother asking us where bin Laden is – we'll never tell."

Absolutely chilling -- evil doesn't get distilled into a purer form than that.

Christians, Michelle Malkin has deputized all of us to be Jane Does, citizen warriors, and I do not take this responsibility lightly. I have already reported two women to the FBI for having suspiciously short hair and uncoordinated outfits, and I encourage all of you to be similarly vigilant. Praise Him!

*changed everything!