Celebrate Islezbofascist Awareness Week

By my calculations, there isn't a day that goes by that doesn't afford liberals the occasion to express their deep hatred for all things American. Whether it's Ramadan, Cinco de Mayo, or Staff Appreciation Week, The Left's calendar is chock-a-block with opportunities to drop acid, praise homosexuality, and advance World Communism, all to the detriment of National Security.

However, just as he has done on college campuses, Prayer Warrior David Horowitz is trying to restore some balance to Our Nation's days of remembrance. This week marks Islamic-Fascism Awareness Week, a time for us to note that the public stonings of adulterers and hangings of homosexuals as practiced by Muslims are barbaric and unconscionable.

In the spirit of Mr. Horowitz's work of identifying America's enemies, I'd like to embiggen the focus of this week's festivities. I'll be spotlighting any number of terrorist collaborators (radical homosexual activists, environmentalists, Wrigley's Chewing Gum) who, whether working independently or in concert with the Muslims, are actively trying to ruin America... or as I like to call it, Islezbofascism.

Today's threat to Freedom are the heathen Chinee, whose high male birthrate (120 boys to 100 girls) threatens to have drastic consequences for Our Nation:

China's surplus males may be developing into a permanent angry underclass capable of being dangerously exploited. As in Lanzhou, unemployed unmarried men dominate China's 150-million-strong pool of migrant labor, and most of them have no prospect of obtaining an education or long-term job. These "surplus males" increasingly congregate in certain areas of cities -- train and bus stations are favorites -- and have begun to form gangs. As China faces a wildfire of protests concerning labor and property rights, as well as other issues -- the number of "mass incidents," or large protests, in the country rose more than 500% between 1994 and 2005 -- companies or local officials have started hiring members of this male underclass as thugs. This has led to more violent confrontations in factories, physical attacks on local activists and journalists, and peasants being forced off land that developers covet.

Worse, as the study by den Boer and Hudson suggests, the Chinese military could recruit from the country's male underclass. Throughout history, one way to use surplus men is to send them abroad to fight wars, and the paramilitary People's Armed Police reportedly has been beefing up its ranks.

I know exactly where this is going to lead: to a stall in the men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. As the recent unpleasantness with Senator Craig amply demonstrates, a preponderance of males, as there is in the Senate and there is in Red China, leads to a natural uptick in homosexual activity, and it's just a matter of time before China reaches its own flashpoint of public sodomy.

In many ways, these men, if not all men, are the victims of Feminism. Who's to say how many female senators we'd presently have if America hadn't ceded to the demands of the feminists and made abortion somewhat legal? Clearly the only hope we have of restoring heterosexuality and warding off the impending dick-sucking holocaust is by outlawing abortion once and for all. Praise Him!