Perverted By Language

One of the most effective means The Left has of persecuting Christians is by strictly controlling the acceptable terms of debate. Diverge from the liberal script even slightly and you're branded a racist, a hydrophobe, or worse. Just last week, Rick Santorum caught flak for implying that Blah Americans are lazy welfare sponges; had he used the term endorsed by the PC Politburo, "African-American," no one would have refudiated him.

Liberal control of public discourse goes even further than this, however. Another effective weapon in the hippies' arsenal is to mandate the use of coarse language to make their decadent crusades "relevant" and confer legitimacy upon them. Radical homosexual activists have had the most luck with this, as the perverted connotations of "bottom" & "MSM" have left them unfit for use in polite society. Unsurprisingly, the teachers unions have now adopted this tactic, and they're using it to turn today's Christian youths into ravenous sex maniacs:

A New York lawmaker is demanding that state health workers remove a taxpayer-funded video series that promotes “raw-dogging” and other graphic sexual activities to teenagers as young as 13-years-old. ...

The graphic videos feature young actors talking about sex while using street lingo – including words like “raw dogging” – having sex without wearing a condom.

“This video is raunchy,” State. Sen. Martin Golden told Fox News & Commentary. “It’s wrong, it’s shameful and they shouldn’t be doing it.” ...

Golden said the videos portray unprotected sex as “so good, so juicy.”

Not only is this Morally wrong to teach kids that sex is fun, but it's also factually incorrect: The sex act, when performed correctly, is arduous, dirty business that leaves both parties filled with pain and stinging regret.

The answer to America's "sex" "education" crisis is plainly obvious. It should be conducted entirely in the language of the King James Version, so that children are bored rather than titillated at the prospect of sexual congress. I don't know what "raw dogging" is, but by the sounds of it, I would imagine it to combine the charms of self-flagellation with the wholesome appeal of a Lassie movie -- who wouldn't be tempted to delve further? I know I am. But tell a teenager that "The jackal that hath been uncooked shall be unclean," and he'll keep those pants firmly zipped. What we have here, my friends, are Common Sense Conservative Solutions in action!

Virtue will only be restored to Our Nation when Conservatives can participate fully in national discussions without being ostracized for speaking obvious Truths. Until we can gain equal footing in this debate, we will remain America's most Persecuted minority. Praise Him!

Child molestation: not just for Catholics anymore

The same ecumenical Spirit that united Catholics, Protestants, and deviant sex cultists against the radical "gay" agenda in California is alive and well this Christmas season. I learn from my Prayer Warriors Free Republic that our Baptist brethren can look forward to a renewal of their Faith through that formerly exclusive province of Roman Catholicism, cleric-on-boy molestation:

A Baptist preacher told the Pontotoc County undersheriff he did not know why he had been molesting two young boys for several months, but it might have something to do with his numerous blood pressure medications.

Kenneth Wayne Huneycutt, 60, pastor of New Hope Baptist Church in Ada, was charged this week with four counts of lewd molestation involving a 10-year-old and a 6-year-old boy, according to court documents.

It speaks volumes about how much the Baptist Faith has matured from its origins as white trash snakehandlers if these pint-sized incubi are trying to seduce their clergy, as that's the sort of Christophobia typically reserved for major religious players. Sister Nancy Beth prays that her Protestant friends' path through this experience will be illuminated the Light of Christ, and that they will rediscover the bedrock Christian Values of scapegoating homosexuals, shuffling problem clergy from parish to parish, and paying people off. Praise Him!

Que Sarah sera

Head over to American Street where I salute great American stateswoman Sarah Palin, whose daughters probably conceived several more grandchildren while I composed this entry. Praise Him!

Prayers for Nancy Beth, Week 6

Greetings once again from the Bataan Death March of Christian Persecution better known as Introductory College Chemistry. I have two weeks left until Our Lord releases me from this spiritual bondage, and I can only hope that I live through this ordeal so I can continue to spread The Word about these modern-day death camps, America's junior colleges, where just being a Christian marks you for punitive actions by the instructors and ostracism from your classmates.

As I have said in the past, my foray into the underbelly of contemporary higher education has been shocking, to say the least. Bias against people of Faith is overt and seemingly encouraged by the administration (response I received back from the chair of the Chemistry department: "Have you considered transferring?"), and Christian Values are routinely trampled on in the promotion of the God-less secularism of "science" and "objectivity." This past week, I again found myself in the middle of The Left's assault against Our Nation's Virtue, this time coming face to face with the dreaded "Hook-Up Culture."

For those of you who don't read Townhall, "hooking up" is Feminism's primary curriculum for today's female college student, in which she is encouraged to have as much casual sex with as many unsuspecting boys she can seduce before she graduates and becomes a lesbian. Christian Womanhood has paid dearly for this, naturally, as the rampant preying upon our formally honorable gentlemen scholars has turned these men into a generation of perverts who spend their days downloading internet porn and volunteering for the Obama campaign rather than marrying and getting us pregnant. I've been on the radar screen of one such lothario ever since class began, and on Wednesday he made his move: "Hey, can I borrow your calculator?"

"No, I will not perform oral sex on you," I responded.

"What?" he asked, perhaps unaccustomed to somebody actually rebuffing his lecherous advances.

"Don't play dumb with me, you heard perfectly well what I said. Just because I'm taking chemistry doesn't mean I'm one of those horny female scientists feminism is always championing." And with that, he sulked off. I'm tempted to report him to the administration for sexual harassment, but the dean's no longer taking my calls. Plus, from what I've read, I probably brought this on myself, and I need to dress more modestly or something.

In related news, I got my second midterm back this week, and I am pleased to say that I scored a major victory for women in the sciences by getting a C -- barely. Sure, I could have done better (ahem... maybe), but contrary to what those angry feminists will have you believe, the road to true equality for women will come by compromising our full potential and avoiding conflict until men are ready to cede to us what we want, not by doing better than them and challenging discriminatory policies. So, Christians, know that even though this blog is largely silent, I am still in the trenches, fighting for a better, brighter, whiter, and Holier America. Praise Him!

Sister Nancy Beth takes a link-dump

If she hadn't been so busy whoring around, she could have made it onto the Ark.

Conchita's in full Torquemada mode (and not in a good way), so I'm hoping to grind out a quick post to inflame your sense of Outrage. Read and fume, Christians, read and fume:

† Lizards behaving badly - I've always assumed The Left's fondness for dinosaurs was a marriage of convenience that allowed them to lie about the earth's real age while advancing the "theory" of evolution. It turns out that dinosaurs also allow them to promote teen promiscuity:

Adolescent pregnancy isn't a modern invention, it occurred in dinosaurs millions of years ago. Medullary bone, a type of tissue present in modern birds when they are developing eggs, has been found in three dinosaur fossils, researchers report in Monday's online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

The dinosaurs were aged 8, 10 and 18, indicating they reached sexual maturity earlier than previously thought.

If only they had received Values-based sex education, these dinosaurs could have waited until they were married.

† Obama's religion will destroy Our Nation, take 2 - When not praying five times a day for Allah to smite the United States, Barack Obama attends a "church" filled with angry negroes who pray for a black Jesus to smite the United States. Unsurprisingly, MSM doesn't dare breath a word about it:

A conservative watchdog group is criticizing the media for questioning GOP presidential candidates Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney about their religious beliefs while asking no questions about the controversial teachings of the church of which Democrat Barack Obama is a member. ...

But there has been almost no media coverage of Senator Barack Obama's membership in Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ, which calls itself "a congregation that is Unashamedly Black" and identifies its membership as "an African people [who] remain true to our native land."

Unashamedly black sounds suspiciously close to unapologetically gay, and we know where that leads. Hopefully citizen journalists will pick up liberal media's slack and start a chain letter or something.

† Of Lice and Men - One of The Left's most effective methods of undermining the Biblical authority of cosmetology is opening beauty parlors that pander to the special needs of key Democrat voting groups. First there were ethnic hair salons, then came salons for aspiring homosexuals, and now those dirty smelly hippies are getting their moment in the styling chair:

In Chicago's tony Lincoln Park neighborhood, a new upscale salon has set up shop alongside the rows of uber-chic restaurants, cafes and boutiques. But at Hair Fairies, they don't cut hair. Instead of removing split ends and flyaways, they remove something much more unsightly.

Head lice. ...

Though head lice have been around seemingly forever and pose no serious medical threat, the number of delousing salons and in-home services has multiplied in recent years. Many have colorful names such as the Texas Lice Squad and LouseCalls.

I'm assuming the majority of their clientele are liberal bloggers, so I'm surprised I haven't heard more about this trend over at DailyKos. Praise Him!

Closing my eyes & thinking of England

She may have a royal stick up her ass, but at least she married her babies' daddy.

It's perfectly natural that Our Nation has had such an enduring alliance with Great Britain, despite their atrocious oral hygiene. Whether its the heckuva job those limeys did in Basra or our mutual love affair with royal families, it's clear we both possess a strong work ethic and a respect for our social betters that spring from our shared Christian heritage. However, as much as we may have enjoyed a close relationship in the past, recent developments should make us reconsider whether we want to continue having anything to do with these pasty-faced tea-sippers.

The first alarming bit of news comes from Prayer Warriors ChristianPost, who tell us that the once eminent Victorians have shed their Virtue and are now more spiritually allied to the harlotry of Victoria's Secretions. Appalling:

Over half of babies born to British women this year were born outside of marriage, according to newly released figures. ...

”We should not be surprised because for the last 20 years or more the state has connived with the metropolitan classes to tell everyone that the structure of their family does not matter in bringing up children,” Iain Duncan Smith, founder of the Center for Social Justice and a member of the parliament, told the London-based Telegraph newspaper.

"The Government has progressively removed any support for marriage, and the benefit system discriminates against couples who marry. This is a significant social landmark but it is also a very tragic story. People should recognize that what has happened has done more to damage the prospects of children than at any time for more than 100 years."

Moonbats are constantly citing England's healthcare system as a model for socialized medicine in Our Nation, despite the fact it's so terrible it even gave Rudy Giuliani's prostate cancer. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that single-payer health insurance is really another liberal plot to attack the Traditional Family. Will one of the requirements for HillaryCare be that you produce an out-of-wedlock child? The smart money says yes!

What's even more horrible, if you can imagine, is that the kids who aren't illegitimate pose an even greater threat to Christian Values -- because they're Muslims!

Statistical information released yesterday showing Muhammad is the second most popular boys name in Britain "proves Islam is becoming the majority in the UK and will one day enter every house in Europe," a senior terror leader told WND in an interview. ...

According to statistics released yesterday by Britain's Office of National Statistics, Muhammad was the most popular boys name in the UK when all of its spellings are accounted for. Jack, cited as the most popular boy's name, fell from last year by 156 babies, while Muhammad showed a regular spike. If trends continue, Muhammad could be the most popular boys name in Britain next year.

If only America's Christian parents showed similar devotion to their Faith when naming their children. How horrible it is to know that today's generation of Ethans, Ashtons, and Tanners will someday be locked in an epic clash of civilizations, most likely when they're in pre-school, and will be woefully unprepared to battle jihad because their parents didn't name them Victor Davis or Michelle Maglalang, thereby instilling in them a proper love of Freedom.

Should these trends continue, our longstanding friendship with Great Britain will cease to be a benefit to National Security and will undoubtedly become a liability. Just as parents worry their teenagers will fall in with the wrong crowd, so too should we worry that America's allies will have her engaging in pre-marital sex, ditching school, and fasting during Ramadan. The Coalition of the Willing shows that there are no shortage of countries willing to be our friends if the price is right, so I say now's the time to say cheerio to England and see if Eritrea wants to come over for a play date. Praise Him!

Most Valuable Prayer

Go long!

The Left's insistence that women be free to fornicate and murder their unborn children with impunity has created an army of voracious succubi who've left behind them an endless trail of victims: their aborted fetuses, the men they seduced and then abandoned, the other men who must live in mortal terror of their sexual predations, the ruined Morals of Our Nation, and, of course, Our Heavenly Father Himself. But it wasn't until I read my Prayer Warriors at CitizenLink that I see who has suffered the most from this feminist crime wave -- college athletic programs:

If doctors had had their way, Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow wouldn't be here today.

Pam Tebow, mother of the Florida Gators quarterback, was given drugs to counter amoebic dysentery she had contracted as a missionary in the Philippines.

“They were telling her that these drugs were going to cause irreversible damage, that he was going to have devastating disabilities," said J.T. Finn, director of Pro Life America. "Because of her strong Christian faith, she chose life, and that makes her an incredible hero.”

How many potential star athletes have had lucrative endorsement deals snatched from their precious unborn fingers, just because some angry Hitlery KKKlinton clone planted a bug in his mother's ear about her "right" to be a tramp? How much merriment could their athletic prowess have brought to alumni tailgate parties? How many boys could they have lured away from feminizing pastimes like playing with dolls and doing homework, and onto the masculine battlefields of the baseball diamond or basketball court? When you ponder the staggering ramifications, it becomes clear that abortion is another tool, much like Title IX, that The Left uses to punish men for being men with the hopes of turning them gay. Until abortion and other forms of family "planning" are outlawed, men will remain second-class citizens who live at the mercy of our evil feminist overlords. Praise Him!

School daze

It'll be on the final.

In the past, radical homosexual activists had to resort to clandestine means of instructing their recruits in the basics of terrorism. If you're like me, you probably didn't give those community recreation schedules so much as a passing glance before throwing them in the trash. But it was in those seemingly innocuous "Intro to Ballroom Dancing" and "Floral Arranging for Everyone" classes that the nancies could network, exchange risotto recipes, and plot how to out Republican senators while destroying Western Civilization. Now, having been emboldened by the electoral success of the Democrats in 2006 and growing public sentiment against the war in Iraq, they have seized control of California's public schools and are turning them into homosexual assembly lines:

On the heels of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's signature on S.B. 777, which opponents describe as a homosexual indoctrination plan for education districts, a pro-homosexual lobbying organization in California has launched its campaign to infuse a "gay" influence into public school curricula.

The Gay Straight Alliance recently forwarded an e-mail to its California chapters with information on how to make sure homosexuality is taught in the state's schools and warned that having students and parents simply "tolerate" homosexuality is not enough.

"In many schools, learning about LGBTQ issues takes the form of very necessary tolerance education where students are educated about the importance of not discriminating against each other," according to GSA documents. "Tolerance education is an important first step, but we need to push further.

"Infuse LGBTQ curriculum into history, social science, and literature classes," is the organization's plan.

This is a disaster in the making for Our Nation. Impregnating the beautiful minds of our precious children with the perverted love deeds of radical homosexual activists like Leonardo Da Vinci & John Maynard Keynes will result in a measurable uptick in homosexual experimentation, like joining the drama club. And how soon before other parts of the curriculum are subjugated to the whims of our homosexual overlords? Your child could come home one day and tell you about the new gay food pyramid they learned about in school (canapés at the bottom, vodka-based cocktails in the middle, and quiche on top) and that he expects that to be in his newly acquired Cher lunchbox from here on out. The parental authority of Christian parents has been undermined enough, and it's time we draw the line. Parents, insist that your children be taught that homosexuals don't exist, or the terrorists will have won. Praise Him!

Whore academy

Among the "sins" noted moonbat Mahatma Gandhi once prattled off, presumably while stoned, were "wealth without work" and "religion without sacrifice," clear indications that had he not been offed by a fellow raghead (see, they're not all bad), his cryogenically preserved head would be rallying the Kossacks against the permanent repeal of the estate tax and the prominent role of upstanding Christians like James Dobson in contemporary civic life. While the Catholic Church has done quite nicely with their original list of the seven deadly sins, I've long thought we've needed an update, both as a rebuttal to the crazed ravings of Osama bin Gandhi, and also as it applies to the horrors liberals are presently inflicting on Our Nation.

While homosexuality in all its disgusting forms and health insurance for children with heart defects would take their shameful place on this dishonor roll, first off would undoubtedly be "sex without unwanted pregnancy or venereal disease." Not speaking out against this Evil risks turning us further into a nation of sex-hungry perverts, and sadly, The Left is doing just that:

In the end [Excuse me??? - SNBE], it wasn't even close. The Portland School Committee voted 7 to 2 last night to allow the health center at the King Middle School in Portland, Maine, to offer birth control prescriptions to its students, who range in age from 10 to 15. Dr. Pat Patterson, the medical director of School-Based Health Services in Portland said she was "thrilled" with the vote. "The past few days have been very distressing and very difficult for the school. People have been really charged up against us. But I'm happy with the vote." ...

The proposal has sparked a national debate about just how "young is too young" for contraceptive services. In recent days, media outlets from coast to coast have picked up the story. And talk radio shows have done their bit to stir the pot. School committee members said they have been deluged with e-mail messages expressing outrage against the proposal. One resident said she heard about the controversy because Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va., founded by the late evangelist Jerry Falwell, had organized a prayer circle to pray against the proposal.

Rita Feeney, president of the Maine Right to Life Committee, argued that while health officials talk about 14- and 15-year-olds, it is possible that children as young as 10 or 11 could receive prescriptions for the pill. "An 11-year-old who is sexually active is suffering from abuse they are just not emotionally capable of having sex," said Feeney.

Abstinence-only sex education can only go so far in ensuring that young people experience the natural consequences of Sinful sexual experimentation, and this is a colossal step backwards from showing what God wants for His precious young people. As heartbreaking as that may be, it also represents something far more insidious: The Left is trying to woo future generations of Democrat voters with the promise of free & easy sex. If only they realized this deal was costing them their Innocence, perhaps their beavers wouldn't be so eager to enter into this vile bargain. Praise Him!