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Monday, January 14, 2008

Sister Nancy Beth takes a link-dump

If she hadn't been so busy whoring around, she could have made it onto the Ark.

Conchita's in full Torquemada mode (and not in a good way), so I'm hoping to grind out a quick post to inflame your sense of Outrage. Read and fume, Christians, read and fume:

† Lizards behaving badly - I've always assumed The Left's fondness for dinosaurs was a marriage of convenience that allowed them to lie about the earth's real age while advancing the "theory" of evolution. It turns out that dinosaurs also allow them to promote teen promiscuity:
Adolescent pregnancy isn't a modern invention, it occurred in dinosaurs millions of years ago. Medullary bone, a type of tissue present in modern birds when they are developing eggs, has been found in three dinosaur fossils, researchers report in Monday's online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

The dinosaurs were aged 8, 10 and 18, indicating they reached sexual maturity earlier than previously thought.
If only they had received Values-based sex education, these dinosaurs could have waited until they were married.

† Obama's religion will destroy Our Nation, take 2 - When not praying five times a day for Allah to smite the United States, Barack Obama attends a "church" filled with angry negroes who pray for a black Jesus to smite the United States. Unsurprisingly, MSM doesn't dare breath a word about it:
A conservative watchdog group is criticizing the media for questioning GOP presidential candidates Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney about their religious beliefs while asking no questions about the controversial teachings of the church of which Democrat Barack Obama is a member. ...

But there has been almost no media coverage of Senator Barack Obama's membership in Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ, which calls itself "a congregation that is Unashamedly Black" and identifies its membership as "an African people [who] remain true to our native land."
Unashamedly black sounds suspiciously close to unapologetically gay, and we know where that leads. Hopefully citizen journalists will pick up liberal media's slack and start a chain letter or something.

† Of Lice and Men - One of The Left's most effective methods of undermining the Biblical authority of cosmetology is opening beauty parlors that pander to the special needs of key Democrat voting groups. First there were ethnic hair salons, then came salons for aspiring homosexuals, and now those dirty smelly hippies are getting their moment in the styling chair:
In Chicago's tony Lincoln Park neighborhood, a new upscale salon has set up shop alongside the rows of uber-chic restaurants, cafes and boutiques. But at Hair Fairies, they don't cut hair. Instead of removing split ends and flyaways, they remove something much more unsightly.

Head lice. ...

Though head lice have been around seemingly forever and pose no serious medical threat, the number of delousing salons and in-home services has multiplied in recent years. Many have colorful names such as the Texas Lice Squad and LouseCalls.
I'm assuming the majority of their clientele are liberal bloggers, so I'm surprised I haven't heard more about this trend over at DailyKos. Praise Him!

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