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Monday, January 07, 2008

Someone's in the kitchen with Nancy Beth

A pet grievance of feminism has long been that men don't contribute equally to doing housework. "Study" after "study" has been released confirming this, but seemingly of no interest to the liberal pointy-heads grinding out this agenda-driven "research" is the testicle-dissolving properties* this sort of menial labor has on the contemporary American male. Rather than encouraging them to be the rightful heads of the traditional family Our Father intended, America's menfolk are instead exhorted to cook, do laundry, and practically get sex-changes to appease those nagging feminists. And when men finally bow to the radical feminist agenda and get busy in the kitchen, the results are predictably horrifying:
A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.
Defenders of Mr. McCuin's actions will conveniently try to change the subject by questioning his "mental" health, but that's just a convenient smokescreen to avoid answering hard questions that are at the root of this tragedy: Was he forced to cook and clean up after himself regularly? Did he take home ec in high school? And perhaps most importantly, was he a regular viewer of co-educational cooking shows like Top Chef or Hell's Kitchen? Given the popularity of these shows and the prevalence of feminist dogma, every dinner party risks turning into a Donner Party. Christians, help keep America free of tragedies like this in the future by putting a president who respects the God-given roles of man and woman in the White House. Praise Him!

*Many thanks go to loyal Nancy-Con LuluMaude who first alerted me to this phenomenon.

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3 Comments:

  • At January 07, 2008 3:09 PM, Blogger Lulu, the Dewey Dame said…

    What these emasculated Tootsie rolls don't realize is that their dishes will never be clean enough, the whites will never be white enough! Why do we torture these obviously inadequate housekeepers with tasks beyond their ken? They should simply concentrate on being the providers they were meant to be, dragging home whole sides of beef and inordinately large paychecks, just as Our Creator intended.

    Praise Him!

     
  • At January 07, 2008 5:45 PM, Blogger Y | O | Y said…

    Sister, you are in rare form lately. Kneeling for holiday worship of your savior Jesus has sharpened your tongue. I am most appreciative of your turn of phrase.

    This post reminds me of our electoral savior Mr. Huckabee who advocates that women submit to their man in proper evangelical tradition. (Yes, Monica submitted to Bill but that's different. They aren't Christians and she's fat.) That would have cleared this whole mess up. I mean, how else did this man learn to boil water except for kitchenly neglect by his woman?

    I haven't seen a more clear cut case of asking for it since that Bhutto hag stuck her head up out of her sunroof and practically begged to be shot.

     
  • At January 08, 2008 12:47 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    My intuition is sharpening..indeed i was not even half way through this poor Christian's sad tale and i thought WHAT is he watching on TV? too many movies !! and not enough of the 700 club. I blame the liberals ! They can chaulk another one up, as if 911 wasn't enough.

    Let us pray we get the Theocracy we long for, with a new Pastor in Chief. ( i totally agree with sister lulu and brother y|o|y ) as we know if i continue to expound i run the risk of typing in tongues.

    Praise Him !

     

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