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Monday, January 07, 2008

Sister Nancy Beth: American Streetwalker

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California, Jan. 8 /BS Newswire-LastCall/ -- Sister Nancy Beth Eczema World Ministries Inc., the Cayman Islands shell corporation formed by renowned conservative blogger and frequent victim of Christian Persecution, Sister Nancy Beth Eczema, has announced that it has entered into an agreement with noted liberal group blog American Street. She will be posting there every Tuesday during 2008.

"I am excited at the prospect of bringing a Compassionate Conservative message to a group of people who would rather be aborting their unborn children or having premarital sex. I am sure once I point out the many errors of their ways, they will renounce their sinful lifestyles and become Republicans. Praise Him!" Sister Nancy Beth said.

She is one of the many bloggers who have been recruited to join American Street for 2008, a feat engineered by AS proprietor Kevin Hayden. "[Note to self: make up some bullshit quote about how awesome I am]," Hayden stated.

Sister Nancy Beth Eczema World Ministries Inc., a 9/11(c)(E)* corporation, was founded in 2005 as a way to kill time during the workweek. Its primary areas of focus are the Persecution of America's Christians by The Left, and Sister Nancy Beth's cat and CD collection. Thanks to the assiduous copying of its content by spambloggers, it now enjoys more than 42,000 hits when Googled, a number that is sure to grow in the years to come. Praise Him!

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