Still Negroid After All These Years

Thus spake Mama Grizzly:

The half-term Alaska governor replied: “I thought so in 2008 and that’s why I went rogue, if you will, and disagreed with some of John McCain’s advisers when they said, no, a lot of these issues like past associations and Rev. Wright and Bill Ayers and those that helped shape Obama’s world view needed to be off the table and not discussed. I disagreed then, I disagree now.”

“Barack Obama in 2008 was an empty vessel,” she continued. “The public did not know who or what filled this vessel in order to create what has become a very confused and mission and visionless leader for our country. Well, now it’s not too late to change course and this next go around understand what has filled up that vessel. Who are these people? Who are the radicals, the Marxist professors that he said he would hang out with, some of his friends and associations.”

As you are well aware, lamestream media has subjected the secret relationship between Rev. Jeremiah Wright & the dark prince Barack Hussein to an unprecedented news blackout... with the exception of those two months of nonstop coverage between March and May 2008. In doing so, they are robbing Our Nation of the opportunity to fully understand the dangerously radical ideology that animates all "President" Obama's treasonous actions: he's black, by and large. Sadly, this is evident only to the keenest minds of our public conservative intellectuals, like Rush Limbaugh & Sarah Palin, but hopefully Mitt will follow the sage counsel of Governor Palin and subject this little understood phenomenon to some public scrutiny once and for all. Praise Him!

English is the Loving Tongue

In the Biblical recounting of Pentecost, the Holy Spirit visited the remaining Apostles who had passed the purity test and Inspired them to go forth into the world to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ, in English, which is why the Bible has been translated into our mother tongue so many times. It is this same Spirit of Christian love that animates English-only initiatives, to honor the Judeo-Christian origins of Our Nation and bring our fellow citizens closer to His Heavenly Grace. And it also explains this:

Officials at the Minnesota mega-mall this week told reporters planning to cover the Minneapolis-area stop on Palin's Going Rogue book tour they must address the 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate who resigned as governor last summer by her old title - a common honor, actually, which normally is accorded to former governors.

But the mall also was banning foreign reporters, permtting "only English speaking press.'' That's not a common requirement.

Mall officials, calling the proposed guidelines a mistake, apologized to Palin today for "an internal miscommunication" that was "inadvertently distributed."

In other words, it got out.

Glory, news like this only reinforces my deep Veneration of Sister Sarah. Mama Grizzly is like a latter day Apostle, spreading Truth and the Good Word about tax cuts and offshore drilling, while warning America of the great harlot, Katie Couric. May she continue to lead Our Nation to its better self. Praise Him!

Currying disfavor

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish those of you who happen across this blog while looking for porn a Happy Thanksgiving, only thanks to our "president," that's something of an impossibility. In the greatest assault to the sovereignty of Our Nation since Barack Hussein Obama put mustard on a hamburger, The One has ruined this most Sacred of American holidays and set back the cause of canned yams in marshmallow glaze at least a decade, by serving the Prime Minister of India an Indian-themed State dinner two days before Thanksgiving:

The dinner takes place in a huge tent on the South Lawn, and guest will dine on Indian influenced dishes with choices for vegetarians and vegans. The menu includes a salad of arugula grown in the White House garden, potato and eggplant salad, red lentil soup with fresh cheese, and potato dumplings with tomato chutney. Entrees are a choice of chick peas and okra or green curry prawns, served with caramelized salsify, smoke collard greens and coconut aged basmati.

Outrageous! First bowing to Tojo, and now this. Is it any wonder America's friends and enemies alike are snickering behind our backs?

Christians, if there were ever any reason to put Sarah Palin in the White House, this is it. We need someone who shares our Values as well as our American tastes. In a Palin administration, First Dude Todd would be cooking up hamburgers on the grill while Mama Grizzly whipped up a sumptuous batch of her world famous moose chili. If any dot-headed foreigners balked at eating meat on "religious" grounds, she could just set them straight: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" Suck. On. That., you dirty hippies. Praise Him!

Quitting is for winners!

The Martyrdom of Saint Sarah

Has The Left ever feared anyone as much as Sarah Palin? Feminists hate her because she disproves the old womynist canard that we need to compete with men on their own level to succeed, when all that we really need is a nice set of cans to shake at Bill Kristol -- I keep a halter top rolled up in my purse, just in case... Lezzies can't stand her because she managed to play basketball all the way through high school without turning into a mulleted box-muncher. And homos are insanely jealous of her because she possesses the real-deal ladyparts that allow her to bear children, even if most of her kids are retards. So the moonbats must be feeling pretty swell now that they've managed to run her out of the governor's office with their vicious photoshops and baseless ethics complaints. But guess again, libtards, because quitting's just another word for nothing else left to win:

Life is too short to compromise time and resources... it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: "Sit down and shut up", but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out. And a problem in our country today is apathy. It would be apathetic to just hunker down and "go with the flow".

So it would take a quitter to tough in out and not quit... and someone who quits is a winner(!) angling for victory from a different direction:

In the words of General MacArthur said, "We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction."

Testify, Sarah! If I may employ a sports analogy of my own, when I was in sophomore P.E., I'd claim the Curse of Eve had my ladyparts tied in knots to get off the volleyball court, and then I'd go sit on the bleachers and copy my friend's homework for third period Algebra. And I got a C in both classes! I can't help but think this might be the plan at work here: fake an injury and then go copy somebody else's notes. If Team Sarah thinks this is the winning strategy for getting her back on the road to the White House, they must know they can count on the support of Conservatives like me. Praise Him!

The Secret of My Secession

I've escaped the malaise of being Persecuted by The Left long enough to post something over at American Street (it's been way too long), wherein I show off my foreign policy chops (2012 isn't that far away, is it?) by turning America into a bunch of foreign countries. Praise Him!

Stimulation

This frock cost $5,000 & the hair $750.
First off, I extend my apologies to all you real Americans for the lack of blogging around these parts. And as for you fake Americans, you can blow it out your ass, traitors. Blogger's block has been particularly acute lately, probably on account of how dire Our Nation's prospects look. I'm astounded at how many people hate America, or if the polls are incorrect, how ACORN has been able to rig so many of them -- something to have the FBI investigate, surely. However, glancing at the news this morning, I've been Inspired once again by the policy acumen of Sarah Palin, who's come up with her own fiscal stimulus package -- clothes shopping!

The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.

The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.

The RNC also spent $4,716.49 on hair and makeup through September after reporting no such costs in August.

Obviously, as a true conservative, I have misgivings about Senator McCain spending $8672.55 on cosmetics, as I think it sends the wrong message to our children. However, it's probably just a bad habit he picked up while he was in prison and away from female companionship, and I'm pretty sure the Bible makes allowances for this sort of deviance if it's done while fighting Communism. However, with Mrs. Palin, it's another story, and if every Christian woman followed Sister Sarah's lead, it's just a matter of time before the economy rebounds from this recession the Clintons set us up for and Christian Glamour is the law of the land. Praise Him!

Like John Bolton, but with a larger penis

I am referring, of course, to the news that my idol Sarah Palin will be pounding one of her snowshoes on a podium at the United Nations. Read my take on it over at American Street. Praise Him!

Sarahndepity

Hello, Christians. I'm Just checking in to sing the Praises of Sister Sarah Palin. Here's the latest on America's favorite Nice White Lady:

† Sarah threatens war with Russia - But only after her attempts to get them fired have failed.

† Sarah's town charged victims for rape kits - The social costs of violence against women are too high. Isn't it time that these women started paying for them themselves?

† Sarah understand what good governance means - Using elected office to further personal vendettas against friends & family members. Praise Him!

Que Sarah sera

Head over to American Street where I salute great American stateswoman Sarah Palin, whose daughters probably conceived several more grandchildren while I composed this entry. Praise Him!