Pretty Baby

During the halcyon days of the Bush years, I strongly advocated for using American power abroad to advance a Christian approach to Cosmetology. Doing so would vanquish the global menace of Islezbofascism, the combined threat of Glamour-averse militant Islam & the radical homosexual agenda. Rueful tears stream down my cheeks when I think of What Might Have Been, had we also invaded Iran, North Korea, and France when we had the opportunity: Not only would Our Nation be feared and respected the world over, but our fellow citizens would have a healthy Reverence for Life, Traditional Values, and the proper use of lip liner.

While The Left ridiculed Our President's bold vision as "flypaper strategy", if they had a shred of intellectual honesty, they would admit it was better to fight the terrorists over there rather than having to fight them here, as the recent surge in domestic terrorism shows. Well, libtards, thanks to your "president"'s dithering, his terrorist-coddling policies, and his fascism-loving regulation, we're now witnessing twin assaults on America's Right to Beauty and Right to Life, right here in the Homeland*:

Los Angeles County officials have placed two staff members at Olive View- UCLA Medical Center in Sylmar on paid leave after allegations that they had participated in a makeshift beauty salon atop medical equipment in the ward for high-risk newborns, according to county officials.

The county this week also opened an investigation into broader allegations that doctors, nurses and staff at the neonatal intensive care unit put babies at risk through substandard care.

The allegations were contained in two anonymous complaints received by the commission that accredits the facility.

"Nurses and doctors through the shift get their manicures, eye brows waxed and nails filed," according to a copy of one of the complaints obtained by The Times. "The smell of acetone permeates the back area of the NICU."

Some of the hospitals' infectious disease staff, who are supposed to prevent such activity, instead participated, according to the complaint, including one doctor who "had a French manicure right on the high frequency ventilator."

Death panels! This is exactly the sort of bureacratic overreach the Patriots in the Tea Party have been warning us about. Had these children been aborted late term, the state would probably insist that these butchers be treated to facials and seaweed body-wraps at Burke-Williams at taxpayers' expense (in fact, there's a little-known section in the Obamacare bill for exactly this provision that becomes effective in 2014). However, because these doctors actually saved children's lives, the heavy jackboot of Obama's police state is instead coming down heavily on their throats. You can never start teaching the children of Our Nation the importance of personal grooming informed by The Gospels early enough, even in a neonatal unit. Without that sort of Moral guidance, they're liable to turn into Bratz-informed tarts with too much make-up, or angry lesbians who favor that "natural" look. This latest attack once again exposes what a charade Barack Hussein Obama's professed love for America and her Values truly are. Praise Him!

*if you can consider California such

Un-American Pie

If you're a Real American like me, you're probably sick of all this elitist hand-wringing over solving the so-called "problem" of epistemic closure (whatever, Frenchy!) among conservatives. The answer is quite simple, eggheads: put a spoon in their mouths so they don't swallow their tongues, and let them go back to watching Glenn Beck. Unfortunately, the weak sisters of the conservative movement who see "epistemic closure" as the shibboleth for gaining admittance to the Georgetown cocktail party circuit have no use for common-sense conservative solutions like this. Instead, The Left and their stooges on the right view it as the problematic circle jerk among the Fox News, the Republican Party, and the conservative blogosphere, which will ultimately render movement conservatism intellectually bankrupt... at least until Sarah Palin's next book. As far as I can tell, it is the only sexual act our pointy-headed intellectual superiors find objectionable, which speaks mountains about liberal hypocrisy in these matters.

What's truly unfortunate is that all this pointless chatter about intellectual honesty and standards and principles diverts attention away from the sort of blogging that really matters, like exposing the latest pastry-based Outrage the Obama thugocracy has unleashed on Our Nation:

Obama's senior adviser, David Axelrod, told Jay Leno Friday that the president was forced to "separate" from the White House pastry chef to break his bad eating habits.

"One of the things that happened when he came to the White House is they have a very great pastry chef. It became a big problem," Axelrod confided on "The Tonight Show."

The president, he said, "has a weakness for pie."

This is a bigger slap in the face than Curry-gate, Arugula-gate, Orange Juice-gate, and Waffle-gate combined. It is my understanding that where "President" Obama comes from, the native palate tends to favor things like grubworms and zebras over American dishes like pies and cakes, which begs the follow-up question, "What kind of pastries does Barack Hussein Obama like?"

The answer probably would have surpised us. Axelrod may have unconvincingly tried to weasel out of the trap he set for himself by referring to that most American of desserts, apple pie, but I suspect in the chummy world of lamestream media in which he travels, he would have shown his true colors and said that the "President" finishes each meal with a slice of Chairman Mao's red velvet cake before bowing five times toward Mecca, and sneaks down into the White House kitchen in the middle of the night for a slice of Black Power! forest cake. The ensuing clamour would see an investigation into the unsavory past of Obama's Chicago Machine-connected pastry chef and the many revolutionary cookbooks lining the walls of the pantry (e.g. Saul Alinsky's Recipes for Radicals: Fomenting Class-Based Revolution in Five Easy Courses). That Jay Leno would choose to ignore this obvious gaffe is neither surprising nor unusual. Once again, by their dereliction of duty, liberal media's talking heads have shown that it's up to the Fox News personalities to do the heavy lifting in journalism. Megyn, Bill O, take it away. Praise Him!

They're All Asking For It

While I generally hold the commentary at WorldNetDaily beyond reproach, I take exception to this passage by Prayer Warrior Dave Kupelian:

The spectacle of a far leftist president literally forcing socialized medicine down the throat of an unwilling center-right America is reminiscent, perhaps more than any other contemporary metaphor, of date rape.

A man determined to have his way with a woman may start off seducing her with lies, flattery and the usual pretense of caring about her. But at a critical moment, when she says, "Stop, I'm not comfortable with this and don't want to go any further," he has a choice: Either do the right thing and back off, or abandon all prior pretensions and take her by force.

As president, Barack Obama courted us with sweet talk, but America grew increasingly uncomfortable with his advances and firmly said, "Stop" – in fact, screamed bloody murder for months. Yet Obama remains obsessed with forcing himself on America.

Maybe center-right America was wearing too high a skirt, or too low-cut a blouse, or in the wrong part of town late at night, that let President Obama think that her protestations were just playing "hard to get." And how much did center-right America have to drink that night? After all, if the actions feminazi eunuchs like Mike Nifong have shown us anything, it's the men accused of these crimes really deserve the presumption of innocence in these matters. Praise Him!

Currying disfavor

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish those of you who happen across this blog while looking for porn a Happy Thanksgiving, only thanks to our "president," that's something of an impossibility. In the greatest assault to the sovereignty of Our Nation since Barack Hussein Obama put mustard on a hamburger, The One has ruined this most Sacred of American holidays and set back the cause of canned yams in marshmallow glaze at least a decade, by serving the Prime Minister of India an Indian-themed State dinner two days before Thanksgiving:

The dinner takes place in a huge tent on the South Lawn, and guest will dine on Indian influenced dishes with choices for vegetarians and vegans. The menu includes a salad of arugula grown in the White House garden, potato and eggplant salad, red lentil soup with fresh cheese, and potato dumplings with tomato chutney. Entrees are a choice of chick peas and okra or green curry prawns, served with caramelized salsify, smoke collard greens and coconut aged basmati.

Outrageous! First bowing to Tojo, and now this. Is it any wonder America's friends and enemies alike are snickering behind our backs?

Christians, if there were ever any reason to put Sarah Palin in the White House, this is it. We need someone who shares our Values as well as our American tastes. In a Palin administration, First Dude Todd would be cooking up hamburgers on the grill while Mama Grizzly whipped up a sumptuous batch of her world famous moose chili. If any dot-headed foreigners balked at eating meat on "religious" grounds, she could just set them straight: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" Suck. On. That., you dirty hippies. Praise Him!

Tears in our beers

Ever since Barack Hussein Obama was "elected" as the grand Caliph of Our Nation, Americans have had to find new ways to cope with the loss of our most precious Freedoms. While some Christians might find solace from Obama's despotism by boning a stripper in a South Carolina graveyard, sadly, one of the more prevalent methods has become problem drinking:

In a setting a tad less formal, with no president or national press on hand, the Harvard professor and the Cambridge cop at the heart of last summer’s White House “beer summit” met for a second round - this time, at a local pub.

Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Sgt. James Crowley met for drinks Wednesday at River Gods, a popular River Street bar outside Central Square, not far from where their lives first intersected.

Sister Nancy Beth shares their despair, and while she doesn't approve of abusing alcohol to lessen the pain of living under the tyrannical regime of The One, it certainly does explain a lot, doesn't it?

Tragically, I can't help but think that this is part of The Left's master plan. Not only are they driving us to drink, but now they're making even more powerful consciousness-altering substances available. In a recent speech to America's school children, "President" Obama announced that "medical" marijuana would soon be dispensed from campus vending machines; he signed off his address by saying "Far out, man."

It is my fervent Prayer that America will once again embrace its Christian heritage and elect white people whose Values are uncompromised by the stain of drugs and alcohol, like George Bush & Dick Cheney. Only then can we hope to return to a position of preeminent Moral leadership in the world. Praise Him!

Dumbbell Peace Prize

As the International Olympic Committee's stinging rejection of Barack Hussein Obama's narcissistic plan to hold the 2016 Olympics in celebration of Himself plainly shows, the international community hates this strutting peacock The Left has imposed on us through tactics bordering on martial law. They hate his arrogance, they hate his vanity, and they especially hate his incessant race-baiting, all of which makes this most suspicious:

President Obama, who has pledged to place diplomacy ahead of confrontation and reached out to a skeptical world with offers of mutual understanding, was awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace today for what the Nobel committee called "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

It's abundantly clear what's going on, and I'm a little surprised my fellow conservatives have been so slow to cotton on to what's happened: ACORN has falsely registered Nobel committee members who rigged the election in favor of The One, and now the liberal media is covering it up. Christians, demand a recount so that Sarah Palin can claim what is rightfully hers. Praise Him!

From ACORNs mighty harlots grow

ACORN, which is short for Anti-Christian Organization of Racist Negroes, has a long and sordid past of trying to subvert Freedom in Our Nation. Their fascist endeavors include agitating for "living wage" ordinances, registering black people(!) to vote(!!), and trying to prevent foreclosures for low-income people, much like the Brownshirts of Nazi Germany did during the reign of Adolph Hitler. But, as a new report from my Prayer Warriors WorldNetDaily shows, these activities are merely fig leaves behind which they hide their true agenda -- opening brothels in your neighborhood and stocking them with nubile Christian ladies:

The community organizing group ACORN is once again at the center of controversy, this time with the release of a videotape showing two employees helping a man posing as a pimp and a woman pretending to be prostitute set up a brothel and deceive the IRS by claiming underage girls from South America as dependents.

The tape, along with a transcript, was released by a new political blog launched today by Andrew Breitbart, BigGovernment.com. ...

President Obama headed an ACORN vote registration project in the 1990s and represented the group in a legal case in which ACORN pressed Citibank to loan more money to marginally qualified applicants.

Barack Hussein Obama's involvement in this is chilling: How many whorehouses did he open while working as a community organizer in Chicago? Is the purpose of his FEMA re-education camps really to be outsized skankfarms where me & my pretty white ladyfriends get sent to service sex tourists from Dubai, and Hillary Clinton? Will this venture be funded, in part or full, by taxes levied to pay for The Left's socialized medicine program? These are all important questions that demand to be asked, ideally by Sarah Palin on her Facebook page. Praise Him!

No such thing as a free lunch, etc.

Fight the real enemy.

As a Christian living under the despotic regime of Barack Hussein Obama, I've gotten quite a taste of what life was like for the Jews of Nazi Germany. Whether it's denying us our right to breathe polluted air or expanding health insurance coverage to shiftless layabouts, the legislative aims of this administration are just like Hitler's. And when I thought we couldn't possibly be any more Persecuted by The Left, I learn they're now robbing our children of that most precious Freedom: the right to widen their already fat asses:

When Michelle Obama and her fifth-grade partners harvested lettuce and peas in the White House garden this spring, she made a point of saying that American children are "not eating right and not moving their bodies at all," and she cited what they eat in school as part of the problem.

On just about every schoolyard, the nation's obesity problem is apparent: A fifth of U.S. children are overweight or obese, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. ...

One portion of the bill would give the Department of Agriculture authority to update decades-old standards for the food children buy at school stores and vending machines, as well as foods such as pizza and French fries that are sold a la carte in cafeterias.

This is an Outrage of the highest order. Without question, the intent of this bill is to indoctrinate public school children with the sinister hidden agenda of risotto, arugula, and Dijon mustard. I am referring, of course, to the unspeakable perversions of the homosexual lifestyle. After all, in the mind of The Left, why give a child a hamburger if you could give him almond biscotti and a sex change instead?

Christians, in light of the menace being served up daily on your child's cafeteria tray, it's imperative that we fight childhood nutrition programs with the same vigor we are opposing health care reform. Bring your anger, bring your airhorns, bring your firearms to those townhalls. Our failure to do so can only result in that homosexual holocaust otherwise known as endive stuffed with goat cheese and prosciutto-wrapped muskmelon served as appetizers before dinner. And would somebody please tell Sarah Palin? Praise Him!

Sister Nancy Beth's Health & Happiness Show

Actual liberal death panelist in action.

The Left loves to chortle about how conservatives are in disarray, but Barack Hussein Obama has unified Real Americans in opposition to his totalitarian power grab. Since The One announced his plans to force compulsory abortions on all heterosexual white women and euthanize elderly Republicans, many of Conservatism's keenest intellects -- Victoria Jackson, Sarah Palin, & Chuck Norris -- have weighed in. But we've yet to hear from the most important voice in this debate: mine. I am rectifying this horrible omission forthwith.

The Obama plan, in its un-Holy quest to cover as many Americans as possible, assaults Freedom in the most fiendish ways imaginable: by limiting copayments for preventive care and prohibiting rescissions and exclusions for pre-existing conditions -- JUST LIKE ADOLPH HITLER. I can only imagine that shredding the Constitution in this manner gives our "president" some perverse Islamic thrill. As an assistant adjunct member of the janitorial staff who often beat the chalk out of the erasers after constitutional law classes, surely he would know that the Freedom to go without health insurance is perhaps one of the most precious gifts the Founding Fathers gave to us. And Christians, this Freedom isn't free. Every year, approximately 101,000 Americans make the ultimate sacrifice of saying "Thanks, but no thanks" to the atheist commie homosexuals who want to force them into routine care. Don't let their patriotic efforts be in vain. Help keep Americans uninsured; otherwise, the terrorists will have won. Praise Him!

Obama Mia

Another great metaphor by the GOP

Given the threat socialized medicine presents to Our Nation's Values, I'm thrilled to see conservatives have finally taken the gloves off and are comparing Barack Hussein Obama's policy initiatives to Abba songs. After all, contrary to what those simpering liberals want you to believe, national health care is little more than a giant homosexual recruitment campaign, much like the catchy music of those porn-loving Swedes.

The public option's deeply un-Christian purposes become readily apparent when you look at the many industrialized (i.e. socialist!) countries mentioned as having a functioning national health insurance system: Great Britain, Canada, France. Great Britain, as you are well aware, has been a hotbed of radical homosexual activism for eons, and it was only a matter of time before the anti-family agenda of perverts like Oscar Wilde and King Edward II erupted like a dormant case of genital warts. Canada has enthusiastically embraced gay marriage and medical marijuana -- it's like San Francisco, only on the metric system. And I don't want to talk about France; it's too disgusting.

More alarming are the many "medical" procedures that Obama and his anally-fixated goons at ACORN will be inflicting on the American populace. Average Joes will soon have their rosy sphincters subject to constant violation as colonoscopies, once the playthings of the rich coastal homosexual elite, become commonplace as a way of "screening" out cancer. The dirty pillows of Christian womanhood -- not to mention modesty -- will face equally cruel onslaughts as the TSA union moves their angry lesbian baggage checkers into positions at Obama's mammogram clinics.

Soon the only way to keep Christian will be to avoid the doctor's altogether, an option that the 18% of our countrymen without insurance are currently enjoying. Why not promote greater Virtue in America by increasing that number, and sinking Obama's depraved health plan altogether? Praise Him!

Taking the high road?

Throughout his presidency, Barack Hussein Obama has made one foreign policy blunder after another, often disgracing himself, his office, and his country in the process. How, then, will he react to the latest communique from Al Qaeda?

An American who left the United States to join an Al Qaeda-linked group in Somalia is strongly condemning President Obama’s efforts to seek “a new beginning” with the Muslim world, mocking Obama's “magic of charisma” and warning of more attacks against U.S. interests.

The honorable response to this sort of mockery, of course, would to be to resign from office. After all, it's about country, and if the liberal media doesn't understand that, it's because they haven't spent enough time in America's small towns. However, given The One's deep hatred for Our Nation, as well as his "mysterious" fondness for the so-called "Religion of Peace," he'll probably continue to show his disregard for the presidency by continuing his term, rather than quitting, like a true leader would. Keep that in mind when 2012 rolls around, Christians. Praise Him!

The outer ring of the seventh circle of Hell

Why didn't Barack Hussein Obama just give that angry bitch he's married to a pull-tab from a soda can instead of a $30,000 ring? Because they hate America, that's why. Read all about it over at American Street. Praise Him!

Welcome to Amerika

Greetings from Barack Hussein Obama's newly totalitarian state. Nowhere has the dictatorship of the proletariat been more enthusiastically embraced than here at Conchita's Unisex Beauty Palace, where we are celebrating Dear Leader's ascendance to the throne with an exercise in liberal fascism called "Annual Fire Drill." Personally, I think it's a bit premature to begin declaring national holidays in The One's honor, but Conchita reverted to The Left's historical revisionism and said that we've had it every year since I've been here, which strikes me as implausible.

"That's because you called in sick last year, were late the two years before that, and had some Kenyan witchdoctor write you a medical note saying you were possessed the one before that. Want to see it? It's in your personnel file." I've never seen Conchita so blunt before -- it's as if the Democrats' nominal victory had emboldened her to new lows of incivility. That's hardly the spirit of conciliation Barack Hussein was talking about -- or is it? Thank you, Conchita, for showing that "post-partisanship" is nothing more than empty election-year rhetoric.

Conchita is forcing me to serve as "stairwell monitor," an act of Stalinism every bit as oppressive as Obama's plans for world communism, mostly because I have to wear a vest that's safety orange. I have explained to Conchita that I am a spring, and that blaring summer tones overpower my soft and dewy skintone, regardless of how carefully I apply my makeup, but she's not hearing it. It's just as Sarah Palin prophesied: "And government kind of moving into the role as the other half of our family, making decisions for us. Now, they do this in other countries where the people are not free."

So, this is the "change" we've been waiting for. If the past nine days have been any indication of the injustice Conservatives in America will be forced to suffer under an Obama regime, it's going to be a long four years (unless some fat chick sucks Barack Hussein's chocolate dingus and he gets impeached -- here's hoping). I had been praying that the election would trigger the Rapture and I could wrap this whole blogging enterprise up, but truly my people need me, and, though weary and suffering Persecution myself, I will offer what succour I can to the Christians of America. Praise Him!

Letting the Ayers out of the tired

If we must relive the 60's, can we at least have some drugs?

William Ayers, noted 60's radical and close, personal confidante of Barrack Hussein Obama, is a man so unspeakably evil that hardly anyone has ever heard of him. Fortunately for Our Nation, a group of dedicated Freedom-lovers have taken it upon themselves to expose this viper nestling in Lady Liberty's bountiful bosom to the masses. I extend my deepest thanks to Prayer Warrior Michelle Malkin for alerting me to their noble efforts:

A conservative nonprofit group with a past link to Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign is spending $2.8 million on an ad questioning Democrat Barack Obama's relationship to a founder of the 1960s radical group Weather Underground.

The ad, which is expected to begin airing Thursday in Michigan and Friday in Ohio, focuses on William Ayers, whose Weatherman organization took credit for a series of bombings, including nonfatal explosions at the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol 40 years ago.

Obama's apologists have tried to downplay this connection, blithely claiming that their Chosen One was only eight years old when Ayers and his gang of thugs were raping, marauding, and pillaging Our Nation's Values... an assertion which overlooks one crucial fact: Obama had already begun decapitating his classmates at the tender age eight. His legs were probably too short to reach the gas pedals to drive the getaway car, but he could have been involved in some other capacity -- look-out man, decoy, maybe even selling candy bars door-to-door to fund their terrorist escapades. Obviously the Obama campaign and their enablers in the MSM think that if they ignore them long enough, these troubling allegations will just go away. Well, guess again, because conservative bloggers are on your trail!

It shocked me to learn that this Ayers character not only isn't in prison or living on the lam under an assumed name, but is living openly about -- and prospering from -- his terrorist past. Presently he is ensonced in the radical madrassa University of Illinois at Chicago, where he advocates the violent overthrow of the American government through more active participation by schoolchildren in the classroom, and God knows what else. In short, he is a menace to the American way of Life, and sadly, just one of the many dangerous felons whose acquaintance we will be forced to make thanks to Barack Hussein Obama. Praise Him!

Oops

Guess who's been a lazy bitch lately... American Street entry from last Tuesday, here.

Public service announcement

I have resumed my posting duties over at American Street to remind the electorate that Barack Obama is still black. Praise Him!

A HANDJOB well done

I've been struggling with blogging lately, which leads me to think that I might need to initiate some sort of regularly appearing feature to take the guesswork out of what I'm posting about. As it is, I depend on my Prayer Warriors to Inspire me with their tales of victimhood by The Left. While I've gotten plenty of mileage out of secondhand (and firsthand!) Persecution, I'm afraid I may be getting jaded about how hard our lot in life as America's Christians truly is and really haven't been moved enough to write about it... which is probably just what those liberal traitors want. But fret not, Christians, because there's no way those moonbats are going to shut me down.

One thing that has invigorated me is the gusto with which my Prayer Warriors are going after Barack Hussein Obama. It's positively infectious, and fortunately not in that horrible liberal way that requires you to go to the free clinic for a shot afterwards. So it is with great fanfare that I am pleased to unveil my newest blogging initiative, Honest Americans Neutralizing the Deceptions that the Jihadist Obama Broadcasts, or HANDJOB for short, to recognize the excellent work conservatives are doing to keep Our Nation from following this pied piper into a state of Islezbofascist tyranny.

The best HANDJOB given to the conservative blogosphere this week comes from WorldNetDaily, who introduces us to yet another red who inculcated young Barack Hussein into the ways of World Communism, through the black art of poetry:

The man who heavily influenced U.S. Sen. Barack Obama during his growing years wrote poetry praising the aggression of communism, criticizing "Sweet Jesus" and mocking the traditional hymn "Onward Christian Soldiers," according to an advocate for media accuracy.

WND reported earlier when Cliff Kincaid wrote at Accuracy in Media about the link between Frank Marshall Davis, a member of the old Moscow-controlled Communist Party USA, and Obama, who cited a mysterious "Frank" in his book. ...

Kincaid, in a statement on his USA Survival organization website, said a full report will be released May 22 on how communist and socialist forces have influenced Obama.

"Herbert Romerstein, a former investigator for the House Committee on Un-American Activities, will present a detailed report on Obama's years in Hawaii, when he came into contact with and under the influence of a member of the Communist Party, Frank Marshall Davis," Kincaid said.

I was able to locate some of Comrade Davis' "poetry" on the internets, and I am appalled at its outward hostility to Freedom. First of all, it doesn't even rhyme, and secondly, not a single one of the three poems I glanced at begins with "There once was a man from [Red State locale]." This blatant disregard for America's great literary traditions reminds of another America-hater who made his living spewing vile words of calumny against Our Nation, Robert Frost. Frost's work embodies the most egregious excesses of the radical environmental movement, often lauding the hostile forces of nature over the benevolent forces of patriotism, and naturally The Left reveres him for it, even going so far as to have him let loose with one of his filthy rants at a presidential inauguration. I shudder at what we can expect on Obama's inauguration day.

Being a conservative blogger requires me to wear many hats -- military strategist, campaign consultant, forensics expert, economist, and now literary scholar. While there are times when I find all this work to be wearying, the satisfaction I get from knowing that I am helping restore America to her former greatness by calling Democrats traitors and fags makes it all worthwhile. Praise Him!

I put a spell on you

The 2008 election presents Our Nation with one very important question: Who hates America more -- Barack Hussein Obama, or his radical associates? Already we've made the unfortunate acquaintanceship of one "Reverend" Jeremiah Wright, whose idea of an American utopia would be a tribal headhunter society, and William "Bill" Ayers, the one man who's come closest to killing off American Capitalism since Franklin "Delano" Roosevelt. Just when you thought this drum circle of homos, hippies, and negroes couldn't get any larger, Prayer Warriors WorldNetDaily have unearthed the latest radical out to destroy God and Country hiding in the Obama camp:

In the same week the Obama campaign quietly removed from its official website a page managed by a fundraiser tied to the Islamic terrorist group Hamas, its official blogger has come under attack as a "hardcore Marxist" for hanging a Communist Party flag in his Harvard campus apartment and publishing in a self-professed 'revolutionary Marxist' journal.

Sam Graham-Felsen, a journalist-on-leave from The Nation, joined Obama for America in March 2007 where he works for the New Media department as the official blogger, daily presenting the campaign's public face. Now he's under fire for his reputed Marxist sympathies from bloggers at Common Ills on the left and Little Green Footballs on the right.

Graham-Felsen, according to a 2003 article in the Harvard Crimson, adorned one corner of his shared student apartment with "a Communist Party flag ... bought on their trip to Russia the summer after sophomore year."

This is a tremendously alarming development. Ronald Reagan, as we all know, drove a silver stake through the heart of the Evil Empire back in 1989, which means someone must have somehow reanimated it: Has Barack Hussein Obama brought World Communist back from the dead, possibly through some sort of negroid voodoo spell? He is, after all, black; furthermore, his past religious associations point towards some sort of Marxist Afro-Islamic occult practice. I only wish there were another debate on the horizon, so that a conscientious member of our media could ask him what other failed ideologies he will be bringing back from the dead by killing chickens. Praise Him!

fully vetted

I'm off to an undisclosed location for the next three days and blogging will be scarce (but you're used to that by now, right?). In the meantime, enjoy my latest over at American Street. Praise Him!

Powder burns

This could be you.

When guns are criminalized, only criminals will have guns -- criminals, and Chairman Hillary's mercenary army of feminazi stormtroopers. In what was surely meant as a demonstration of strength against her opponents in the Shia/Sunni civil war presently convulsing the Democrat Party, Hillary has shown that she's packing heat and isn't afraid to use it:

Hillary Clinton appealed to Second Amendment supporters on Saturday by hinting that she has some experience of her own pulling triggers. ...

“You know, my dad took me out behind the cottage that my grandfather built on a little lake called Lake Winola outside of Scranton and taught me how to shoot when I was a little girl,” she said.

Hillary's expert marksmanship comes as no surprise to those of us who've examined the evidence in Vincent Foster "suicide," whereby she delivered a fatal, print-free shot to his head, penned a convincing suicide letter, and even had sex with his dead body, just for old time's sake, before the park rangers could find him. This is probably why she's so eager to change the subject:

After a weekend spent making direct appeals to gun owners and church goers, Hillary Clinton said Sunday a query about the last time she fired a gun or attended church services "is not a relevant question in this debate” over Barack Obama’s recent comments on small town Americans.

“We can answer that some other time,” Clinton said at a press conference held in a working class neighborhood here. “This is about what people feel is being said about them. I went to church on Easter. I mean, so?”

I assumed Hitlery's death squads would execute her opponents so she could go about signing her "mandates" for compulsory homosexuality for all Our Nation's citizens undisturbed, but these recent disclosures leave me to think she relishes each one of her kills. Barack Hussein Obama has clearly taken notice:

"She's running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsmen, how she values the Second Amendment," he said, his voice rising. "She's talking like she's Annie Oakley! Hillary Clinton's out there like she's on the duck blind every Sunday, [like] she's packin' a six shooter! C'mon! She knows better."

Translation: Tell that white bitch I'm coming with a scimitar to decapitate her on YouTube for showing her hair in public.

While at first glance the prolonged feud between these sects appears to be excellent news for Republicans, the long-term implications are indeed troubling: The battle-hardened victors, like a fierce band of Spartan homosexuals, their taut, muscled torsos glistening with olive oil, may ultimately overtake Freedom's defenders come November, installing their puppet government loyal to Tehran (via San Francisco). In preparation for this epic battle of civilizations, I'm watching the Collector's Edition of Red Dawn and memorizing the most patriotic bits of dialogue, and I urge you to do the same. Praise Him!