Bleeding Is Fundamental

Perhaps I should take solace in how predictable the totalitarian impulse of The Left is. They will take another mass Freedom event:

Four people were killed and five wounded on Friday morning as a gunman, dressed in black and carrying an assault rifle, strode across Santa Monica firing at people, cars, a public bus and buildings before being shot and killed by the police at the Santa Monica College Library, the authorities said.

and turn it into renewed call for restricting our God-Granted right to bear arms.

Conveniently overlooked -- again -- is the real cause of this tragedy: libraries. Rather than stocking their shelves with the useful and valuable firearms that would actually benefit their communities, librarians have instead chosen to fill their facilities with worthless items like books, dvds, and internet access for perverts. How can we reasonably expect a group of children to defend themselves against some misguided Patriot if all they have to throw at him are feltboard puppets? Our Heavenly Father has Blessed us with a capitalist system that makes the Second Amendment accessible to even the tiniest digits. Until libraries begin taking their responsibilities to their communities seriously, Our Nation will remain awash in the blood of the innocents. Praise Him!

Satan's Velvet Holster

Ever since he ruthlessly seized power in 2008's bloodless coup, Barack Hussein Obama has shredded our beloved Constitution in his quest to destroy America. He has imposed levels of taxation unseen since colonial rule, turned our healthcare system into something out of a totalitarian state, and has made the public expression of Christianity grounds for a public stoning. Perhaps his greatest blow to Freedom, though, has been the way he has methodically chipped away at the Second Amendment. Initially I thought this aggressive push for gun control was to make us more compliant for when the New Black Panther Party shock troops march into town with their nightsticks, but now I see its true purpose — promoting anal sex:

A man who was pulled over for a traffic violation in North Carolina was found this week with a gun in his jail cell — a big gun that authorities believe he hid in his rectum.

The man, identified as Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Canton, Ga., was in the Onslow County, N.C., jail after his arrest Monday morning. He is awaiting extradition to Georgia, where he is wanted on a fugitive warrant in a murder investigation. ...

Deputies told NBC station WITN of Washington, N.C., that Ward was searched and then strip-searched before he was put into a holding cell. Jailers also made Ward perform what they call a "squat and cough" procedure.

Only later did they find the gun — a .38-caliber revolver, with a 4½-inch barrel. While it wasn't loaded, it worked just fine when officers loaded a bullet and test-fired it.

The Founding Fathers would weep if they read this. Here they thought they were enshrining our Sacred right to bear arms in our precious Constitution, not in our anuses.

What I find particularly chilling are the broader implications of this: Which of our Freedoms will we only be able to enjoy by sticking things up the tradesman's entrance? Will Democrats pass a law mandating that The Bible only be available in suppository form? Will that be the only location where we are free from warrantless searches & seizures, thus replacing my trusty handbag and fanny pack? Whatever the final toll to Our Nation, it is imperative that we Christians work to remove Obama from office this year so we can take our guns out of our asses and put them back where they belong — in bars, schools, and national parks. Praise Him!

Powder burns

This could be you.

When guns are criminalized, only criminals will have guns -- criminals, and Chairman Hillary's mercenary army of feminazi stormtroopers. In what was surely meant as a demonstration of strength against her opponents in the Shia/Sunni civil war presently convulsing the Democrat Party, Hillary has shown that she's packing heat and isn't afraid to use it:

Hillary Clinton appealed to Second Amendment supporters on Saturday by hinting that she has some experience of her own pulling triggers. ...

“You know, my dad took me out behind the cottage that my grandfather built on a little lake called Lake Winola outside of Scranton and taught me how to shoot when I was a little girl,” she said.

Hillary's expert marksmanship comes as no surprise to those of us who've examined the evidence in Vincent Foster "suicide," whereby she delivered a fatal, print-free shot to his head, penned a convincing suicide letter, and even had sex with his dead body, just for old time's sake, before the park rangers could find him. This is probably why she's so eager to change the subject:

After a weekend spent making direct appeals to gun owners and church goers, Hillary Clinton said Sunday a query about the last time she fired a gun or attended church services "is not a relevant question in this debate” over Barack Obama’s recent comments on small town Americans.

“We can answer that some other time,” Clinton said at a press conference held in a working class neighborhood here. “This is about what people feel is being said about them. I went to church on Easter. I mean, so?”

I assumed Hitlery's death squads would execute her opponents so she could go about signing her "mandates" for compulsory homosexuality for all Our Nation's citizens undisturbed, but these recent disclosures leave me to think she relishes each one of her kills. Barack Hussein Obama has clearly taken notice:

"She's running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsmen, how she values the Second Amendment," he said, his voice rising. "She's talking like she's Annie Oakley! Hillary Clinton's out there like she's on the duck blind every Sunday, [like] she's packin' a six shooter! C'mon! She knows better."

Translation: Tell that white bitch I'm coming with a scimitar to decapitate her on YouTube for showing her hair in public.

While at first glance the prolonged feud between these sects appears to be excellent news for Republicans, the long-term implications are indeed troubling: The battle-hardened victors, like a fierce band of Spartan homosexuals, their taut, muscled torsos glistening with olive oil, may ultimately overtake Freedom's defenders come November, installing their puppet government loyal to Tehran (via San Francisco). In preparation for this epic battle of civilizations, I'm watching the Collector's Edition of Red Dawn and memorizing the most patriotic bits of dialogue, and I urge you to do the same. Praise Him!