Dumbbell Peace Prize

As the International Olympic Committee's stinging rejection of Barack Hussein Obama's narcissistic plan to hold the 2016 Olympics in celebration of Himself plainly shows, the international community hates this strutting peacock The Left has imposed on us through tactics bordering on martial law. They hate his arrogance, they hate his vanity, and they especially hate his incessant race-baiting, all of which makes this most suspicious:

President Obama, who has pledged to place diplomacy ahead of confrontation and reached out to a skeptical world with offers of mutual understanding, was awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace today for what the Nobel committee called "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

It's abundantly clear what's going on, and I'm a little surprised my fellow conservatives have been so slow to cotton on to what's happened: ACORN has falsely registered Nobel committee members who rigged the election in favor of The One, and now the liberal media is covering it up. Christians, demand a recount so that Sarah Palin can claim what is rightfully hers. Praise Him!