The Academy in Pearls

First they beat you up, then they violate your cornholes.

While I tend to think of myself, with good reason, as the most Persecuted Christian in America, a string of news stories leads me to believe that I need to share my sash & pageant crown with Our Nation's Christian Youth, or at least start a junior division. Not only have the tiniest Treasures of His Kingdom been seduced by Barack Hussein Obama into disrespecting their elders, having plenty of sex, and learning Arabic, but now I learn from my Prayer Warriors at OneNewsNow that The Left plans to subject them to a homosexual recruitment drive ten times more powerful than all three High School Musical movies combined:

The Illinois Family Institute is raising concern over a "safe schools" amendment in the U.S. Congress.

The Safe Schools Improvement Act (H.R. 2262) would ammend the Safe and Drug-Free Schools and Communities Act to include bullying and harrasment prevention programs. Laurie Higgins of the Illinois Family Institute says this is one of the central ways to get pro-homosexual information and resources into public schools....

Higgins notes that Kevin Jennings, founder of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), is currently head of the Office of Safe and Drug-Free Schools in the U.S. Department of Education and supports the bill. GLSEN has been described by one pro-family leader as a "child corruption" organization that consistently promotes books that legitimize sexual encounters between adults and minors.

This is an Outrage! Preventing kids from calling other kids "fags" is an abridgement of their rights under the First, and probably Second and Third, Amendments. It also neglects the many important character-building aspects bullying has to offer, like enhancing the self-esteem of the bully. After all, it's what made America great! Just imagine where we'd be if Nancy Pelosi or some other castrating shrew from The Sisterhood said Uncle Sam couldn't pick on gay little countries like Cuba or Guam anymore. Well, I'll tell you where: Canada ... and you know what that means. Christians, please contact your legislators to preserve the right of all children (except white ones) to be subjected to schoolplace violence. Praise Him!