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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Dairy Queens

Our Heavenly Father intended for us to fill our mouths with the Glorious foostuffs of His Creation, not dicks, and as the many heated conversations I've had with the checkers at my local grocery store can attest, the line between that which is Holy and those which take Satan's guise is unequivocal. Nothing exalts the Holy Spirit more than dairy products, which is why it is especially horrifying to learn that the evildoers at Ben & Jerry's are using ice cream to promote the radical homosexual agenda:
An ice cream company is celebrating homosexual "marriage" in Vermont (see related article).

Same-gender marriage is now legal in The Green Mountain State, and Ben & Jerry's has announced that it will temporarily change its "Chubby Hubby" ice cream to "Hubby Hubby" in honor of homosexual marriage. Peter LaBarbera of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality tells OneNewsNow that companies like Ben & Jerry's neglect to talk about the dangers of the lifestyle.

"Besides the health aspects, there's also the fact that homosexual behavior is opposed by God, and that's something that we should take seriously," he contends. "All homosexual behavior is sinful, and regardless of what liberals say or what Ben & Jerry's puts on a tub of ice cream, that remains the case."
Appalling! Here I thought I could be secure in the knowledge that a steady diet of ice cream would ensure my health & well-being, but now I find out it's actually easing me on down the road of the homosexual lifestyle.

What will be the next item in your grocer's freezer to become a food of Dorothy? Already, many flavors of yogurt sport suspicious pastel hues, and Velveeta, that steady kitchen workhorse of Christian Womanhood's most celebrated casseroles, has acquired "camp" appeal. If the Sanctity of the four food groups is to be preserved, it is imperative that all comestibles of dubious sexual orientation be sent to ex-"gay" ministries for rehabilitation. Praise Him!

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