To Wong Foo, thanks for everything - Barack Hussein Obama

The line forms early at the local welfare office...

The Left disengenuosly wonders why conservatives so adamantly oppose social welfare programs for the needy, as if they actually believe the message of the Gospels is to help those dreadful poor people rather than eliminate government regulations and cut taxes. Well, libtards, the answer is pretty simple: it's to keep them from turning into a bunch of cross-dressing perverts:

A Brooklyn man is accused of donning a wig, nail polish and dresses to impersonate his dead mom and collect $115,000 in Social Security and rent subsidies.

For six years, Thomas Prusik-Parkin hoodwinked a stunning array of government agencies with his elaborate charade - using a cane, heavy makeup, fake ID and a phony "nephew," law enforcement sources said.

How many other people are violating Biblical norms on proper attire so they can live the life of Riley on the taxpayers' dime? And how many more transvestites will The One's plan for socialized medicine create? We don't need to create more incentives for sexual deviance like this. Christians, this is a clarion call not only to fight the Demoncrats' plan for more a public healthcare option, but to also roll back the many welfare programs they've already created, before all of America looks like Folsom Street on Judy Garland's birthday. Praise Him!