Change Sister Nancy Beth can believe in

One of the most infuriating lies to gain traction in the Liberal Media is that our present economic "troubles" are the fault of Our President's being the Greatest President Ever(!!!), and that if only He had somehow figured out a better way of presidenting -- as if that's even humanly possible -- all those dusky-tinted people wouldn't have defaulted on their home loans and Nancy Pelosi wouldn't have made Hank Paulson buy her $700 billion worth of expensive assets for the chance of getting some of that sweet, sweet pussy of hers.

Sadly, the elephant in the living room no one wants to address is the primary role radical homosexual activists have played in the economic downturn. Ever since the passage of Proposition 8, militant homosexuals have had at least three people shitcanned for affirming Our Heavenly King's commandment that homos not file joint tax returns, an Outrage of the highest order, even if these people are Mormons. But take heart, my fellow Christians, because the Moral order of the universe has been righted and people are now being fired for supporting gay marriage instead of opposing it. Hallelujah!

Richard Cizik resigned Wednesday night as vice president for governmental affairs of the National Association of Evangelicals (NAE) during a week of growing uproar over his comments that he is shifting his views on same-sex unions.

"Although he has subsequently expressed regret, apologized, and affirmed our values, there is a loss of trust in his credibility as a spokesperson among leaders and constituencies," Leith Anderson, president of the NAE wrote to board members today.

And it won't just be Mr. Cizik in the unemployment lines. Thanks to the principled leadership of the Senate Republicans, all those gay autoworkers will be free to spend their days watching HGTV rather than sapping America's economic vitality with their overpriced "domestic" "partner" benefits. Victories like this, along with recent Republican victories, tell me only one thing: that America's pendulum is swinging back to the right, and that happy days are here again. Praise Him!