The Gayest Science?

In an all too revealing show of its hand, The Left famously christened philosophy the "gay science." Indeed, throughout history, philosophy has been synonymous with homosexuality, as many of its earliest practitioners were little more than the interior decorators of their day, and philosophizing to them was the equivalent of cruising on Manhunt for someone to paint their toenails with. Fast-forward to the present, though, when chemistry, biology, archaeology, and most forms of mathematics are more worthy of that dubious honor of being the "gay science." Maybe in a quest to regain the ground it's lost to practically every other scholarly field, or perhaps just wanting to get back to its perverted roots, philosophy is now making a full-court press to turn your child into a lisping florist. Prayer Warriors WorldNetDaily explain:

The mother of a Wisconsin teenager was stunned when her high school senior brought home a questionnaire assigned by his English teacher that asked, among several provocative questions, "Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?" ...

Hanson's son, Alex, originally thought he was required to complete the questionnaire for the next day's class. He was struggling, however, to answer the following questions:

• What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
  
• When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
  
• Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? ...
  
• Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet? ...

Principal Dave McSherry, however, told WND that the discussion was part of a comprehensive curriculum in critical thinking skills, preparing the students to make decisions on their own in college and beyond.

"Our English department does excellent work in writing language arts, getting kids to be able to discuss and debate issues, and engage in critical thinking," McSherry said. "The critical thinking part is the biggest part we're trying to get these kids to learn. As they move on to college, we want them to be able to think for themselves, be able to weigh issues and hopefully make smart decisions down the road."

One thing is abundantly clear: "Critical thinking" is just PC code for homosexual recruitment of the most virulently anti-Christian sort. Children can't be expected to defend their heterosexuality from inquisitions like this. It's like Satan's attempts to trick Our Savior into renouncing His Divinity in the desert. And don't think they get any Moral guidance at school -- it's amazing they're even using the right bathrooms at this point.

I shudder to think how many children America will sacrifice to the depraved philosophical gay lifestyle. As it is, nearly every college requires at least one philosophy course as part of its general education requirements, which is probably one of the greatest unreported factors in the epidemic of homosexuality we're experiencing. As I see it, the only hope Our Nation has of turning away from the abyss of immorality is keeping kids out of "higher education," which Our Father, in all His Benevolence, is already doing. Praise Him!