Letting the Ayers out of the tired

If we must relive the 60's, can we at least have some drugs?

William Ayers, noted 60's radical and close, personal confidante of Barrack Hussein Obama, is a man so unspeakably evil that hardly anyone has ever heard of him. Fortunately for Our Nation, a group of dedicated Freedom-lovers have taken it upon themselves to expose this viper nestling in Lady Liberty's bountiful bosom to the masses. I extend my deepest thanks to Prayer Warrior Michelle Malkin for alerting me to their noble efforts:

A conservative nonprofit group with a past link to Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign is spending $2.8 million on an ad questioning Democrat Barack Obama's relationship to a founder of the 1960s radical group Weather Underground.

The ad, which is expected to begin airing Thursday in Michigan and Friday in Ohio, focuses on William Ayers, whose Weatherman organization took credit for a series of bombings, including nonfatal explosions at the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol 40 years ago.

Obama's apologists have tried to downplay this connection, blithely claiming that their Chosen One was only eight years old when Ayers and his gang of thugs were raping, marauding, and pillaging Our Nation's Values... an assertion which overlooks one crucial fact: Obama had already begun decapitating his classmates at the tender age eight. His legs were probably too short to reach the gas pedals to drive the getaway car, but he could have been involved in some other capacity -- look-out man, decoy, maybe even selling candy bars door-to-door to fund their terrorist escapades. Obviously the Obama campaign and their enablers in the MSM think that if they ignore them long enough, these troubling allegations will just go away. Well, guess again, because conservative bloggers are on your trail!

It shocked me to learn that this Ayers character not only isn't in prison or living on the lam under an assumed name, but is living openly about -- and prospering from -- his terrorist past. Presently he is ensonced in the radical madrassa University of Illinois at Chicago, where he advocates the violent overthrow of the American government through more active participation by schoolchildren in the classroom, and God knows what else. In short, he is a menace to the American way of Life, and sadly, just one of the many dangerous felons whose acquaintance we will be forced to make thanks to Barack Hussein Obama. Praise Him!