Whitney With an Upsilon

Because of their intense hatred for the stability of the conventional family, radical homosexual activists worship troubled divas with a history of drug and relationship problems. Homosexuals reacted to the death of Judy Garland by violently rioting for the past 43 years. And in Greece, the birthplace of homosexuality, we are seeing the same sort of lawlessness after the death of Whitney Houston:

Lawmakers in Greece voted early Monday to approve another round of austerity measures, sought in return for a new eurozone bailout of the debt-stricken country, while protests raged in the streets.

As lawmakers debated, police turned tear gas and stun grenades on demonstrators outside Greece's Parliament. Several buildings, including a bank, cafes and a movie theater, in Athens were set ablaze.

The complaints of the Greek homos, if you'll pardon the redundancy, assert that austerity measures harm the people least responsible for the financial crisis. This mirrors the Occupy Wall Street message, leaving me to wonder: Are the OWS protesters actually a giant group of dick-suckers? Is the social safety net they're so adamant about preserving actually a giant sling, like the ones found in their perverted sex clubs, by which they will violate Our Nation's hershey-hole? Obviously these are the ramifications that the liberal media won't tell you about, leaving it to us courageous conservative bloggers to tell you the harsh truths: If America is to have any chance of enjoying the robust economic growth of the Bush administration and preserve its Christian heritage, we need to start shrinking the economy, severely, through budget cuts to the sick and poor. It's what Our Lord Himself has decreed. Praise Him!

Workers of the world, disrobe

According to the lamestream media, the Occupy Wall Street movement is an organic reaction to the unprecedented levels of privilege enjoyed by Our Nation's Job Creators, despite the fact that the OWS wish list comes straight out of the Communist Manifesto. To hear the liberal apologists tell it, the socialist utopia envisioned by our aromatic hippie friends would hold corporate malfeasors accountable for their actions rather than rewarding them, make full employment of the workforce a policy goal, and reduce income inequality to levels beneath their Gilded Age levels... basically anything to avoid Personal Responsibility for their own pathetic lot in life. Recent actions, however, lead me to believe that their purported objectives are mere camouflage for their real agenda: a return to the clothing-optional lifestyles of the 1960s. According to my Prayer Warriors at FoxNation, a recent love-ins took a turn toward the lascivious when the pungent OWS flower children should have been Occupying a Brassiere:

A Eugene woman is speaking out after she and her family accidentally stumbled upon a topless protest outside City Councilor George Poling's house.

The woman says she was taking her six and eight year old boys out to look at Christmas lights when she saw a group of topless women, with bags over their heads and red paint on their bodies.

Reading this left me absolutely panic stricken. The Left has been tailoring the OWS class warfare message to capitalize on voter discontent. What happens if they let the mask slip away entirely and conduct this campaign totally in the nude? Barack Hussein Obama has already shown an unprecedented willingness to use the First Nipples to shore up support among his base of exhibitionists and homosexuals. Who's to say the presidential wang isn't soon to follow?

I wouldn't be so disheartened by this turn of events if I thought our presumptive nominee had the Character to resist this sort of pandering, but I have no Faith that Mitt Romney wouldn't show up shirtless at the next debate if he thought it would enhance his appeal to independent & RINO nudists. Hopefully, the good voters of Iowa will send Mitt & his opportunistic man-teats back to Taxachusetts and vote for the guy who always keeps a buffer of boiled lambswool between us & his dirty parts. Praise Him!

Running on empty

He wouldn't be so lonely if those lazy bus riders got off their fat asses and joined him...

Everytime I do my weekly protest at Trader Joe's, some patchouli-infused hippie with a clipboard accosts me about signing some retarded petition or other to expand public transportation. "I'm not gay," I tell them, but nothing can dislodge the idea from The Left's feeble minds that mass transit is the magic bullet for all their PC bogeypersons: Peak oil! Sprawl! Global warming! Air pollution! To hear the public transportation cultists tell it, expanded light-rail and bus service will do everything but cure cancer and venereal warts.

Obviously this represents only one side of the story, the side promoted by foul-mouthed liberal bloggers and the MSM in a shameless attempt to deny Our Nation's Christian heritage. Why, for example, is there no discussion of the Biblical disavowal of mass transit? After all, God took Elijah up to Heaven in a private chariot, not some crappy bus making stops every 75 feet. I extend a tip of the hat to prayer warriors WorldNetDaily for broadening the dialog and linking to an article demonstrating one of the many benefits of less public transportation: increased athletic ability

Jeffrey Lawal Balogun was just 19 when a scout from a top athletics club saw him racing after the No28.

Now, three years on, he is hoping to be part of Team GB for the 2012 London Games.

Jeffrey, currently ranked seventh in the UK at the 60m sprint, told yesterday how his lightning dash down the road in Bromley, Kent, changed his life. He said: "I always knew that I was fast, but I didn't really know how to get into running.

"Then one day I was on my way to college and had to run after the bus. I must have been quite fast because a girl came up to me afterwards and asked if I ran with a club."

If the liberals had had their way, this young athlete would have known that the nanny state would be sending another bus in five minutes, and he could have waddled over to the stop like the usual bus rider. Instead, he had to hustle, and in doing so, learned something valuable about himself. How many future champions has the coddling of public transportation advocates robbed this country of? Speaking as a Christian, I find it shameful that moonbats continue to try to increase funding for these initiative-sapping boondoggles, rather than help recruit the cream of the crop for our future Olympic teams. So let's go out there and cut bus service to underserved communities for the Gipper! Praise Him!

The Secret of My Secession

I've escaped the malaise of being Persecuted by The Left long enough to post something over at American Street (it's been way too long), wherein I show off my foreign policy chops (2012 isn't that far away, is it?) by turning America into a bunch of foreign countries. Praise Him!

Little red schoolhouse

Despite MSM's assertion that World Communism expelled its last breath in 1989, the Red Menace remains a constant threat to Our Nation. It lurks, much like Bill Clinton at a bat mitzvah, waiting to pounce on us when we least expect it. Fastidious scholarship by Ann Coulter and Jonah Goldberg has revealed the depths of The Left's unbridled love for Josef Stalin, and the only thing keeping people who love their country from being shipped off to Chairman Hillary's gulag archipelago has been the vigilance of Freedom-lovers like myself.

While I've managed, if you'll pardon the unpleasant imagery, to keep my fingers in the dike and prevent the reds from gaining a toehold here in California (with the minor exceptions of Berkeley, San Francisco, Santa Barbara, Long Beach, Santa Monica, and Los Angeles), the mighty levees of Freedom threaten to spring yet another leak. America's public schools, already lavishing the decadent fruits of socialism like free lunch programs and immunizations upon your child, will soon be forcing them to read Das Kapital in its original French. Prayer Warriors World Net Daily tell us how:

A new plan by a California lawmaker would allow schools to be used to promote the overthrow of the U.S. government, and let teachers in public district classrooms "inculcate in the mind of any pupil a preference for communism," according to a traditional values advocacy organization. ...

Now comes the plan, SB 1322, from state Sen. Alan Lowenthal, a Democrat ... [truncated, but what more needs to be said?]

"This bill would actually allow the promotion of communism in public schools," CRI said.

That's because the state's Civic Center Act already requires a school district to grant the use of school property, when an alternative isn't available, to nonprofit groups, clubs or associations set up for youth and school activities.

"But the law also states that the property may not be used by anyone intent on overthrowing the government," CRI said. Now, the group said, "SB 1322 would delete the requirement that an individual or organization wanting to use the school property is not a Communist action organization or Communist front organization.

"This bill would also strike the law that a public school or community college employee may be fired if he or she is a member of the Communist Party," the group said.

California's anti-Communist provisions have preserved the thin blue line keeping teachers from North Korea, Cuba, and Laos from descending upon our schools like a plague of locusts and changing part of the curriculum to standing in line for toilet paper. But now that this bill is on the table, all bets are off. Already the minds of our children are being poisoned with evil liberal dogma of evolution, homosexuality, and Spanish. If they are taught that America even has enough room for its communists, then truly the terrorists will have won. Praise Him!