Little red schoolhouse

Despite MSM's assertion that World Communism expelled its last breath in 1989, the Red Menace remains a constant threat to Our Nation. It lurks, much like Bill Clinton at a bat mitzvah, waiting to pounce on us when we least expect it. Fastidious scholarship by Ann Coulter and Jonah Goldberg has revealed the depths of The Left's unbridled love for Josef Stalin, and the only thing keeping people who love their country from being shipped off to Chairman Hillary's gulag archipelago has been the vigilance of Freedom-lovers like myself.

While I've managed, if you'll pardon the unpleasant imagery, to keep my fingers in the dike and prevent the reds from gaining a toehold here in California (with the minor exceptions of Berkeley, San Francisco, Santa Barbara, Long Beach, Santa Monica, and Los Angeles), the mighty levees of Freedom threaten to spring yet another leak. America's public schools, already lavishing the decadent fruits of socialism like free lunch programs and immunizations upon your child, will soon be forcing them to read Das Kapital in its original French. Prayer Warriors World Net Daily tell us how:

A new plan by a California lawmaker would allow schools to be used to promote the overthrow of the U.S. government, and let teachers in public district classrooms "inculcate in the mind of any pupil a preference for communism," according to a traditional values advocacy organization. ...

Now comes the plan, SB 1322, from state Sen. Alan Lowenthal, a Democrat ... [truncated, but what more needs to be said?]

"This bill would actually allow the promotion of communism in public schools," CRI said.

That's because the state's Civic Center Act already requires a school district to grant the use of school property, when an alternative isn't available, to nonprofit groups, clubs or associations set up for youth and school activities.

"But the law also states that the property may not be used by anyone intent on overthrowing the government," CRI said. Now, the group said, "SB 1322 would delete the requirement that an individual or organization wanting to use the school property is not a Communist action organization or Communist front organization.

"This bill would also strike the law that a public school or community college employee may be fired if he or she is a member of the Communist Party," the group said.

California's anti-Communist provisions have preserved the thin blue line keeping teachers from North Korea, Cuba, and Laos from descending upon our schools like a plague of locusts and changing part of the curriculum to standing in line for toilet paper. But now that this bill is on the table, all bets are off. Already the minds of our children are being poisoned with evil liberal dogma of evolution, homosexuality, and Spanish. If they are taught that America even has enough room for its communists, then truly the terrorists will have won. Praise Him!