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Sunday, February 24, 2008

The mother of all lies

Evidently liberals have outdone themselves with making the sexual act even more disgusting than it already is, so they've "moved on" to pornify a later stage in the reproductive cycle, childbirth. Prompting all this, naturally, is the pursuit of The Left's holy grail, the fabled "female orgasm." I have long contended female orgasms don't exist except in the fevered imaginations of angry feminists, and that they represent the emptiest promise the women's movement made to the ladies of Our Nation: "Vote for my radical agenda of infantcide, lesbianism, and child care, and you will finally get to experience what men do during sex."

The latest sexual "high" for liberals is carrying their children to term before they murder them so that they can finally experience "orgasm." Unsurprisingly, this has its roots in the same hippie commune underworld where Bill & Hillary took their first acid trip together:

Despite living on a commune in rural Tennessee, Ina May Gaskin has had the kind of career success [as a midwife] most people only dream about. ...

Gaskin began her practice as one of about 250 hippies who pooled their money in 1971 to buy rural land south of Nashville to form a commune. Soon she and a few other women on The Farm were delivering 25 to 30 babies each month. ...

Now, Gaskin has a film in the works that is in keeping with her anti-establishment, freewheeling nature.

“We’re doing a movie called ‘The Orgasmic Birth,’ ” she said.

That’s not a metaphor. Gaskin says that under the right circumstances women experience a sort of birth ecstasy.

“I mean, it’s not a guarantee,” she said, shrugging her shoulders and smiling, “but it’s a possibility.

“It’s the only way I can think to market it to (this) generation.”

This woman is clearly dangerous, as the sexualization of motherhood will sound the death knell for Western Civilization. Baby showers will become indistinguishable from the bachelorette parties where these children were conceived. Kindergartners will be taught in their age-sensitive sexual education courses that "orgasm" during birth is second only to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Martin Scorcese will direct a film in which Our Heavenly Queen experiences multiple ladytremors while popping out the baby Jesus.

Mary Cheney aside, motherhood remains the most sacred tradition the moonbats have yet to vandalize. Midwives and practitioners of other "natural" childbirth methods The Left is peddling are leading Our Nation into a life of unbridled harlotry, so it's high time we return to our Christian roots and try them like the witches they are. Praise Him!

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