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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Blogroll Shamnesty Day


Do you want these men reading your blog?

As a loyal reader of Michelle Malkin, I can say with the utmost certainty that "amnesty" is a liberal plot to soften America's borders, make Spanish our national language, and force the school children of America's Heartland to eat chips and salsa with their lunch every day. This is especially true of "Blog Amnesty," that fateful day last year when a group of liberal elite bloggers (and their "conservative" allies in the business community) decided to purge me from their blogrolls so they could link to -- and be linked back by -- cheaper Spanish-speaking blogs, like Matt Yglesias.

Well, that didn't quite pan out for them as they expected, and fortunately a movement is afoot to remind America what a monumental act of treason dropping me from those blogrolls truly was. Via the lovely Blue Gal (who graciously threw a couple of links my way over at Crooks and Liars -- thank you, Blue Gal), I learn that Skippy the Bush Kangaroo & Jon Swift are spearheading a movement to leverage the power of the lower-case blogosphere and have me added to the rolls of similarly disenfranchised blogs. Gentlemen, thank you for your interest!

While fighting liberal treason feels like a one-woman job, I do enjoy the help of a number of loyal readers and commenters, whom I'd like to publicly acknowledge. Blue Gal's instructions were to link to your favorite blogs with lower traffic stats than your own, but I find staring at people's Sitemeter info a bit unseemly. Just the thought of it gives me the same dizzy sense of confusion I get from seeing the bulges on male ballet dancers on PBS, a shameless end-run around broadcast decency standards that ensures why my local PBS affiliate enjoys the broad financial support of radical homosexual activists. It's simply unnatural. Anyway, down that way lies madness, so without any further ado, Sister Nancy Beth salutes the following blogs for their continued interest and support:

Some Notes on Living - While ostensibly a "liberal" blog, SNoL's Proud Progressive (and more recently, Chloe Elise) truly get into the Spirit of things in the comments section here like nobody's business, practically taking up snakes and shaking those tambourines. It's always church when Some Notes of Living is in the house. Praise Him, ladies!

Take Your Medicine - LuluMaude is one of the sharpest, most incisive writers on the internets, and her wry Photoshop jobs (this one's a personal favorite) are the embodiment of punk rock, though she may not know it. I am flattered by the continuing interest of her keen mind.

Why Oh Why - The reach of Sister Nancy Beth's ministry extends all the way to Godless New York, where Brother YOY helps keeps tabs on the presumably homosexual deer that threaten the local population and distressingly phallic horticultural phenomenon. The cost of Freedom is indeed eternal vigilance, and all of you in the Eastern time zone should rest secure knowing YOY is doing such a bang-up job on your behalf.

Zippidy Doo Dah - Brother LiquidDaddy's spiritual gifts rival those of most megachurch preachers. Future generations of Biblical scholars will comb over the many comments he's left here to better understand the legacy of our contemporary St. Augustine.

Lastly, Sister Nancy Beth would also like to send a shout-out to one of her greatest sources of blogging Inspiration, Shelley the Republican. The late Jim Capozzola first brought my attention to the Righteous flock over there, and I've been a dedicated reader ever since, though most of my comments telling Shelley's detractors to go back to sucking dick and watching gay porn end up in their spam-catcher -- some of these things have a feather tuning, evidently. Here's wishing a happy Blogroll Amnesty Day to one and all. Praise Him!

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5 Comments:

  • At February 03, 2008 4:12 PM, Blogger Y | O | Y said…

    Nancy Beth, I hope you are feeling better.

    Thank you for the wonderful recognition. I expanded my Google reader immediately to include my fine brothers and sisters... something I've been remiss in doing up to now.

    The latest from the East Coast: I'll have you know that the very deer of which we speak (and I have to endure) are now chasing one another around the field and anonymously fornicating like a bunch of homos. Romping around, putting their noses in places they weren't meant to be put...it's like Sodom and Gomorrah or 1 a.m. on the patio at Faultline. These rutting perverts are putting on a show worthy of Larry Flynt and Bill Clinton. If Noah had only known what depravity he was inviting upon the Ark.

    I yell, "Abstinence is the only path to our Lord" from my window but I don't think they even hear me. They're too busy ignoring Biblical teaching and giving the neighborhood children a lesson in the bird and the bees and the deer.

    Sister, we must increase our support for defending and expanding the Second Amendment. I could put a stop to the liberal menace, and send their lascivious souls to hell with a well-placed bullet, but the liberals have ended hunting season. Why do they hate America?

    Anyway, the silver lining is that there aren't any Planned Parenthoods in the area so they'll have to carry to term whether they have regrets in the spring or not.

    Pray for me.

     
  • At February 03, 2008 7:42 PM, Blogger Newton said…

    God bless you, Sister Nancy! If these gay, lie-beral homo taco-jockeys have their way, President Hillary Clinton clone herself so she can be vice-president as well and have foul lesbian sex with herself in the oval office. As Americans, we CANNOT allow this to happen. We need to band together as concerned and compassionate Christian Conservatives and stop them. We at STR start our day with an intercessory prayer asking God to send her where she belongs - to Hell.

    Newton Wilcox
    Board of Directors
    Shelley The Republican

     
  • At February 04, 2008 11:03 AM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    I'm utterly speechless, Sister.

    I've noticed an increase in souls searching for truth, and like the Six Virgins, a few of them have rather dimly lit lamps.

    LD

     
  • At February 04, 2008 7:05 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    Well Praise Him ! and Praise Us to i guess, (walking the silken thread thin line of the sin of PRIDE ) hey what can i tell you, faithflock..Sister Nancy Beth let the Snakes out of the Bag...err i mean cats..of course. You we snake handlers are considered quite peculiar...why just the other day I had to stop Sister Chloe from injecting something clearly marked with a skull and crossed bones JUST to prove her faith..As an Elder in good conscious..(and having donated my insurance premium to Pat Robertson ) i thought it imprudent. Luckily she was contented with a fine suggestion of self flagelation and 50 Hail Marys ..after all i we are NOT suffering..how can we know and show Jesus's love for US (and only us) Praise Him !

    Now about my tamborine..that too i had to hock. To pay the rent. BUT i did get someone to give me a triagle yeppers ..PRAISE HIM ! i can still DING and PING for the lord. My mastery of the intstrument makes me feel divinely inspired !

    Seems i never hit a wrong NOTE. That has got to be Grace, that or Chloe's newest Mascara having a supernatural effect..At any rate

    I do remain humbly yours, and count on your lazor vision, for the lastest assualt on Family Values

    And brother YOY , go to a gun show! I hear you can get Uzi's cheap on the spot. These deer are an abmination and don't seem to understand Scoot you heathens, What you must be enduring i can only imagine..(shudder) deers...got to add that to the list, of animals that plague my fevered brain..

    Don't think of deer, and pass the Mascara this is culture WAR


    Hail Mary !

     
  • At February 04, 2008 7:15 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    gasp i so easily revert to typing in tongues on EDICTs, such is my fervor, tongues, "cats" tamborines, just to be clearER. Sister Chloe would never inject anything into anything but a bible verse into a conversation about the weather, BUT INjesting a clear poisonous fluid was what i disuaded her from doing..for reasons mentioned above.(not for lack of faith,lets be clear)

    and those deer , those fornicating deer, running rampant, doing those deeds are an "obamination" not whatever i typed...there is simply no controlling my typos when the spirit hits..and why try anyhow ? Praise Him.

    and now off to do my penence as once again my brain offends me..and something reptillian is still alive..though i did try to cut it off.

    *Ding - (that was my new triangle, i will ding for Jesus, Praise Him !

     

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