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Monday, January 21, 2008

Honoring Dr. King the conservative way

America's first black president.

The Martin Luther King holiday presents us with the opportunity to reflect upon one Universal Truth in America's struggle for racial equality: That black people would be far better off if they voted Republican. If liberals hadn't enacted hiring quotas, George Bush wouldn't have had to nominate Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court, and a generation of young Americans would have been spared the horror of Orrin Hatch talking about carbonated beverages garnished with pubic hair . Anita Hill's tasteless peepshow gave us weeks of hearing about what kind of porno she likes to rent (I myself have to avert my eyes every time I pass a certain fast food restaurant), which quickly led to gangster rap, and, shortly thereafter, a crack cocaine epidemic brought about by Bill Clinton's despotic penis.

I for one thought the Black community would wise up and mobilize behind a Republican candidate (today's fun fact: Mitt Romney learned to speak fluent Jive before leaving the country for missionary work in Massachusetts!), but Prayer Warrior Michelle Malkin shows how once again liberals are trying to undo the impressive strides Negroes have made under Republican administrations:
In Birmingham, Alabama, today’s official Martin Luther King, Jr., holiday will be about…open borders (hat tip - reader Stephen):
The keynote speaker for the Martin Luther King Unity Breakfast on Monday is a Kansas native and the daughter of Mexican immigrants.

Organizers said they chose Janet Murguia, the president and chief executive officer of the National Council of La Raza, because of her message of unity and her opposition to a resurgence of hate speech in the immigration debate. ...

Murguia said she intends to speak about common challenges and opportunities for blacks and Hispanics.

“We recognize that the immigration system is broken and it requires a serious debate,” she said, “but there’s no room in that debate for hate, and we’re sensing a wave of hate right now that’s not only directed at immigrants, but the Hispanic community.”
I share Michelle's alarm at the prospect of cooperation between these two disgruntled liberal constituencies. Black people are notoriously tall, and if they were to start boosting illegal immigrants up over the Great Wall of Tom Tancredo, sidewalks of our border states would soon turn into a virtual autobahn upon which illegal immigrants mow over our children with their unlicensed pushcarts. It'll be like Death Race 2000, only dubbed into Spanish by the UC Santa Cruz chapter of MEChA. The Africanish-American community would do well to keep that in mind, and to recognize these offers for cross-racial dialogue about immigration policy as the murderous ploys they really are. Praise Him!

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  • At January 22, 2008 2:32 PM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…


    How come you can't be on TV? The pundits never get history right, like you do time and time again. Todays post is a great example of how an Orwellian MSM have re-written history to create a false black history.

    A real story would explain John McCain's courageous vote against an MLK holiday. He wanted to save black people from honoring a communist infiltrating, womanizing, corrupt, jew-in-sheeps-clothing.

    A true story would feature Slappy White's struggle to not cause trouble.

    Where can we get an accurate depiction of the help Republicans have rendered black folks over the years besides here. Do you think poor people get diabetes, high blood pressure and morbid obesity? Hell no! That's just good eatin'.

    When Mitt heard negros were no longer servants of Satan, he wept like a baby.

    That's what I call compassionate conservatism.


  • At January 23, 2008 2:06 AM, Blogger Proud Liberal said…

    Honoring Reagon on Martin Luther King Jr day is a disgrace. Reagon declared his run for president in Phildelphia Mississippi. Right where 3 civil rights leaders died and said he is for states rights which is code for I am a racist. One of the main base groups of republicans is the white supremacists. Have been that way since Nixon was president. After Lyndon Johnson got rid of Jim Crow. Nixon used the southern strategy. Then all the Strom Thurmond Dixiecrats became repulicans except Zell Miller and Robert Byrd. Zell Miller became a republican in 04 although he was always a conservative in his heart. Byrd still votes with republicans,occaisonly and ought to retire.

  • At January 23, 2008 7:38 AM, Blogger patricklee5150 said…

    You should really try telling the truth or is this beyond the capacity of all Republicans? You all say one thing and do something entirely different. And as far as being Chirstian, Republicans are in name only! Your article is full of lies! One example is your claim that the crack cocaine epidemic started during Bill Clinton's presidency. It actually started in the 1980's. And in case you didn't know, Ronald Reagan was president during those dark days. Try telling the truth, it is very liberating.

  • At January 23, 2008 8:03 AM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    I am with LD !! Its his most Devinely inspired idea since the Make UP Drop to Iraq Praise Him ! (and Brother Liquid Daddy too) TV Why didn't we think of this sooner, why not a satilite channel. I quake with joy at the very thought. Pat Robertson is OK, But Sister Nancy Beth on the tee Vee. Hail Mary i feel faint. Count me in to help IF the faithflock should take up a collection.

    Think of the programming. Diet Commercials, shampoos, Beauty Products Galore. Special Mascara with a special HOLY brush applicator so we can wage CULTURE WAR with full armaments....Brother LD truly the Spirit is movig through you. Praise Him !

    Maybe even a protein shake. (i know i think BIG - BUT JESUS Praise Him is on OUR SIDE ) My eyes are squinting up just thinking about this grand idea.

    Hail Mary ! - and pass the Mascara this is culture war.

    I am off to pray on this.

  • At January 23, 2008 8:21 AM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    Ohhhhh geeze Heaven Help me, here i am trying to draw up a rudimentary business plan Praise Him ! And all i can think of Bill Clinton "despotic Penis" or Clenis as its know in some circles of Heathenry. Sister Nancy Beth if we had Roseries , Extra Special ones , you know the ones, made by the little Chinese Kids, but stamped made in Italy , surely they would sell like hotcakes. Am I the only one ??? My brain is continually ofending me. I have a migraine from squinting trying to purge myself of these unpure thoughts. Maybe if i tried contemplating our Lord's anatomy it would be a step in the right direction. (gasp that MUST BE A SIN) ok...maybe the Pope. OK maybe Mitt Romney's...Oh Dear.

    What is wrong with me ! First Adolescent Dinosaurs NOW THIS. You know what they say about idol hands. I better get busy, see if my local church is planning a Purity Ball, perhaps i can help with the decorations. It did take your advice Sister about my brain but something "reptilian" is still moving in there.

    Pray for ME !!

  • At January 23, 2008 8:52 AM, Blogger Gary said…

    You have to be kidding! Ronald Regan did nothing to help Black People in America. He did help make rich CEO's and executives make more money, destroyed unions, cause massive debt by over spending and cutting taxes, cutting healthcare. If you were rich it was the best of times, if not it was the worst of times.

  • At January 30, 2008 5:52 PM, Blogger ChloeElise said…

    What do you mean Reagan never helped the black American?!? That's preposterous! Let's think back to the early 1980's. MTV became devoted to showing music videos all day long, and then came rap, and hip-hop! Did Reagan stand in the way? God forbid! He helped the black community by allowing MTV to get to the point it is today! Yo MTV Raps and hip-hop videos all the time, until suddenly, MTV became a launching point for all kinds of black American rich folk to display unimaginable riches!

    Then a new conservative President stepped in and even helped further Reagan's plan to help poor black Americans become rich beyond their wildest dreams simply by becoming music producers! And in came BET! Praise Him!

    In Reagan's State of the Union address in 1984, do you remember it? He said... um... uh...

    Ok, I don't remember it either, but I'm positive it was intended to help poor black Americans!

    So, Bling, bling, skeet-skeet, yaddidamean? And pass that blunt... I mean MASCARA... I meant mascara. Yeah, see... mascara.

    Reagan fo' life! Outty!

    -Sister Chloe Elise


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