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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The tipping point

Despite their assertions to the contrary, radical homosexual activists are actively conspiring to impose their pervereted agenda of floral arranging and interior decorating on a gullible populace. Recent news stories indicate that they may be closer to that goal that any of us would like to admit. Take a gander at the following and tell me if gay sharia isn't around the corner:

† Pink China. Evidently compulsory abortions haven't been effective enough in controlling the population of the heathen Chinee, so now they're trying a new tact -- recruiting people into the homosexual lifestyle:
China's flagship English publication, which is completely government-run, has published an article containing three sympathetic accounts of Chinese homosexuals, and featuring a full-page photo of two men kissing each other. ...

The Chinese government's changing attitude towards homosexuals may in part be a result of the country's infamous population control measures, which often involve forced abortions and even post-birth infanticides. The government continues to take active measures against those families that have more than one or two children (see recent LifeSiteNews coverage at http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2007/may/07052803.html). Homosexuals who are comfortable with their sexual preference are much less likely to procreate than heterosexuals.
There's no official word on the incentives the government is offering to induce public participation, but my sources tell me they include a lot of Mazda Miatas and tickets to Xanadu.

† Brokeback Emergency Room. First Chairman Hillary forces you to sign up at gunpoint for socialized medicine or be sent off to to one of her gulags, and then she dons the latex gloves and starts fingering your hershey-hole:
A construction worker claimed in a lawsuit that when he went to a hospital after being hit on the forehead by a falling wooden beam, emergency room staffers forcibly gave him a rectal examination.

Brian Persaud, 38, says in court papers that after he denied a request by NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital emergency room employees to examine his rectum, he was "assaulted, battered and falsely imprisoned."
Hmm.. this happened in New York, where a certain power-hungry witch happens to be a Senator? What a coincidence! This woman will stop an nothing to castrate the menfolk of Our Nation. Expect plenty more of those wanton digits when HillaryCare becomes the law of the land.

† Hell's Kitchen. One of the ways contemporary homosexuals steel themselves for all-night meth & PotteryBarn.com binges is their curious diet of brioche, Calimyrna figs, and bottled water. Guess what they're serving Congress:
Democrats promised big changes when they took power on Capitol Hill in 2006, and they delivered — when it comes to making over the cafeteria.

Since taking her post, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has pursued what she calls "greening the Capitol" through a smoking ban and the introduction of gourmet foods in the lunchroom.

But the health kick has elicited grumblings from colleagues in Congress. Gone are the days of meatloaf and Jell-O, replaced by mahi mahi, brie and baguettes.
No wonder Larry Craig got caught trolling for juicy wang in an airport potty. Fare like this would widen anybody's stance. But did drive-by media look into this angle? Of course not. It was far safer to go with stale cliches about "closeted" Republicans than risk the wrath of Ayatollah Pelosi or her Revolutionary Guard.

As you can see, the homosexual menace is growing and is far graver than many of you thought This makes it essential that Mike Huckabee be elected president, so he can return these perverts back to Christ. Praise Him!

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2 Comments:

  • At January 17, 2008 9:48 AM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    My Sis. n X,

    I read serious reports that the army has developed a super "gay ray" weapon that turns whole divisions into flaming nancies. It seems to me that the Chinese are attempting to beat us to the punch by turning the yellow hordes pink.

    Perhaps we should train our men in the use of bitchiness, as in "that Mao suit looks sooooo tacky with those shoes," in order to thwart a full invasion?

    URs n X,

    LD

     
  • At January 18, 2008 8:02 AM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    No wonder Pat Robertson has his eyes on 250 million Chinese souls. That is probably the homosexual population.

    Breed for Christ!

     

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