WND oils my hinges
I guess I was a bit premature in declaring victory over my latest touch of anthrax -- two doctor's visits later and I'm still limping along. But just when I am getting discouraged that I'll never be able to take the good fight to the libtards again, my Prayer Warriors WorldNetDaily bring me this olive branch: Our Heavenly Father has shown another sign of His abundant love for America, this time in the form of an infinite supply of petroleum:
A study published in Science Magazine today presents new evidence supporting the abiotic theory for the origin of oil, which asserts oil is a natural product the Earth generates constantly rather than a "fossil fuel" derived from decaying ancient forests and dead dinosaurs. ...This is great news. If oil is being naturally produced around the globe, that opens the door to possibly invading hundreds of countries in our quest to spread Freedom. Praise Him!
The abiotic theory of the origin of oil directly challenges the conventional scientific theory that hydrocarbons are organic in nature, created by the deterioration of biological material deposited millions of years ago in sedimentary rock and converted to hydrocarbons under intense heat and pressure.
While organic theorists have posited that the material required to produce hydrocarbons in sedimentary rock came from dinosaurs and ancient forests, more recent argument have suggested living organisms as small as plankton may have been the origin.