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Friday, February 01, 2008

WND oils my hinges

I guess I was a bit premature in declaring victory over my latest touch of anthrax -- two doctor's visits later and I'm still limping along. But just when I am getting discouraged that I'll never be able to take the good fight to the libtards again, my Prayer Warriors WorldNetDaily bring me this olive branch: Our Heavenly Father has shown another sign of His abundant love for America, this time in the form of an infinite supply of petroleum:
A study published in Science Magazine today presents new evidence supporting the abiotic theory for the origin of oil, which asserts oil is a natural product the Earth generates constantly rather than a "fossil fuel" derived from decaying ancient forests and dead dinosaurs. ...

The abiotic theory of the origin of oil directly challenges the conventional scientific theory that hydrocarbons are organic in nature, created by the deterioration of biological material deposited millions of years ago in sedimentary rock and converted to hydrocarbons under intense heat and pressure.

While organic theorists have posited that the material required to produce hydrocarbons in sedimentary rock came from dinosaurs and ancient forests, more recent argument have suggested living organisms as small as plankton may have been the origin.
This is great news. If oil is being naturally produced around the globe, that opens the door to possibly invading hundreds of countries in our quest to spread Freedom. Praise Him!

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  • At February 04, 2008 7:42 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    Sister Nancy Beth , I command the demons leave your bowels, and your gut too ! OUT DEMONS OUT. It worked the last time. That news about the OIL is just fantastic , Praise Him !

    What do these moonbat liberal slanted scientists know..hypothesisI have no place in the scientific process anyhow..Jesus said , I believe it, its that simple. Afer all wasn't it Jesus's very own People who never ran out of OIL ! Hello , hence Cha -nuke -Ka..and McCain is right and so is his cheek ! - we can war for 100 yrs easy ! Why stop now, the Rapture is coming any nana second now..Just ask Pastor Hagee he knows the score. He says bring it on. I guess the moonbats will be stuck with a LOT of OIL , their Prius' and hybrids will probably be running on hemp seed oil by then IF they have their way. WE on the other will be wisked out of our shoes and graves for a quick ride upstairs to eternal JOY.

    That WND - they have the finest investigative reporting out there, its a left wing conspiracy more people do not know of this other GOOD NEWS

    Hail Mary ! (and the baby Jesus)


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