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Sunday, February 10, 2008

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Not too long ago, back when Ronald Reagan was inspiring Our Nation to loftier heights of greatness, people were barely interested in the dirty business of sex. Unfortunately, Al Gore -- aided and abetted by feminists like Naomi Wolf -- came along and invented the internets, thereby opening a virtual floodgate of pornography into every American household. As my Prayer Warriors Concerned Women For America tell us, Mr. Gore's dirty pictures have fiercely whetted America's appetite for prostitutes, turning every man, woman, and child into potential clients of their sordid craft. But they may have overlooked the one person most responsible for the exploding sex trade -- Hillary Clinton:
Hillary Clinton’s campaign is threatening to boycott future debates on MSNBC after one of its correspondents suggested the campaign had “pimped out” Chelsea Clinton by having her place phone calls to Democratic Party superdelegates on her mother’s behalf.

In a conference call with reporters Friday, Clinton spokesman Howard Wolfson excoriated MSNBC’s David Shuster for making the comment, which he called “beneath contempt” and disgusting.

“I, at this point, can’t envision a scenario where we would continue to engage in debates on that network given that comment,” he said.
Quite frankly, I think this calls Chairman Hillary's judgment into serious question more than her overly liberal voting record ever could. Why would the Clintons send a chick as butt ugly as Chelsea to do their bidding? Men, particularly foreign heads of state, don't want to boff that dog-faced pooch. They want to get down with hot Republican babes like Ann Coulter and Mary Cheney. If this is any indication of what she'd be offering up to us citizens during her presidency, then give me that colored guy... Alan Keyes! Praise Him!

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3 Comments:

  • At February 11, 2008 6:44 AM, Blogger dirtyword.net said…

  • At February 11, 2008 8:28 AM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Nancy Dear,

    I've described to you the exploits of your namesake as a B-girl. Several casting couches later came the big fish. As Sinatra related in years to come, she lacked a gag reflex and could unhinge her jaw like a rattle snake. She was nearly cast as Scarlet O'Hara, but for Vivian Leigh's nimble "acting."

    I'm not saying women have to use sex to get ahead. Hitlery is clearly an example of a woman who never used this to her advantage. However, she is able to drive men mad or to suicide like a modern-day Medussa.

    On the Highway to Heavan,

    LD

     
  • At February 11, 2008 5:39 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    Sister the whole sordid story has me quite perplexed. It really truly does and more than my usual base line perplexation..which causes me thankfully PRAISE HIM to turn to the Lord. Anyhow..what i take out of it is this..Hillary hates Jesus ! Therefore the debates will probably be better off without her. MSNBC well they ought to put up a picture of the right reverend Huckabee for Osama bin Obama to debate - with today's modern technology the cardboard cut out could have some scriptural pasages and his suggestions for changing our Constitution (FINALLY) to better match the bible.

    As for that rapscallion young Shuster, well..the clinton's ought to know "what is beneath contemt" indeed - and after all isn't that msnbc rather bold, giving well known leftie moonbat america hating liberals a word or two in edgewise..that too is "digusting" if the Lord wanted Ideas Aired and explored HE HIMSELF with his OWN mouth to the scribes ears would not have written the bible..

    as for Chelsea's sex appeal..omg PRAY FOR ME..i can't stop thinking and thinking about her..Praise Him i am not a super delegate..i may have done something that could have sealed my fate..in a very hot place


    Pray for ME !!!!..(at least i got dinosaurs off my mind) but i got a long way to go..and the rapture index is climbing !!


    - Hail Mary !

     

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