Law & order

I reacted to today's headline that 1% of Americans are incarcerated with a mixture of shock and alarm: Do you mean to tell me that's all? How can I, as a white woman in America, possibly feel safe knowing the majority of Our Nation's criminals are still roaming the streets? Take a look at a random sampling of the criminal law stories I came across today and see just what kind of people end up behind bars:

† A killer who sued to have a sex change claims her body is becoming more masculine again because she's being denied treatment in prison as she awaits a ruling in her bid for the surgery. Michelle Kosilek, formerly known as Robert, said that for months she has not been allowed to have court-approved hair-removal treatment or access to a specialist to discuss her testosterone levels.

† TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars. ...

The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos - some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture.

In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.

The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.

That's right -- homos. Radical homosexual activists boast that they make up 10% of the American population, which means the remaining 9% are still out there, burglarizing our small businesses and making internet porn. Just try and go to sleep tonight knowing that.

The loyal Nancy-Cons at Some Notes on Living recently assembled a list of terminology used by this criminal subculture, which I found highly enlightening (but not in that faggy European way). It had more acronyms than the Air Force procurement regulations, which indicates, to my thinking anyways, that they are developing a highly sophisticated infrastructure which will facilitate their eventual takeover of Western Civilization. Think of them as the next Russian mafia, only with bitchy rejoinders instead of black market nukes.

While the obvious solution would be to lock the whole lot of them up, I'm not so sure this would completely serve the cause of Justice. The extensive research I've undertaken shows that violent gangs of homosexual supercriminals rule America's correctional facilities with an iron grip. Sending more of them to jail would be like shipping them all off on an RSVP cruise, only at taxpayers' expense -- they'd love it. As far as I can tell, the only solution to solving America's crime wave of homosexuality lies in prevention. A large part of prevention involves education: educating today's young people that if they practice sodomy, they'll end up in jail for the remainder of their natural lives, and educating them that they'll go to Hell for the sweet Hereafter. Liberals are forever lauding education as the panacea to to all our social ills, so unless they're a bunch of hypocrites (gasp - perish the thought!), they'll be sure to line up behind this proposal. Praise Him!