Further notes on the Reconquista

Illegal immigration is responsible for bringing many plagues upon Our Nation (the Virginia Tech shooting, 9/11, childhood obesity, & Satanism* to name a few), but all of those pale in comparison to the latest wave of Terror that these undocumented footsoldiers of The Left are bringing. According to Prayer Warriors OneNewsNow, America must now brace itself for a wave of Commandment-breaking so fearsome it's enough to make a girl drop to her knees and pray for Rapture:

A pro-family group says demonstrators demanding amnesty for the estimated 12 million illegal aliens in the United States are teaching their children lawlessness.

Open-borders proponents are once again ratcheting up their calls for the U.S. Congress to provide a so-called "path to citizenship" for millions of illegal aliens. But Phil Magnan, director of Biblical Family Advocates, says the illegal immigrant movement in America is teaching children that they do not have to submit to the governing authorities.

"I'd considered the issue for quite some time and thought about the impact of parents actually ignoring the loss of the land and actually thinking in terms of that they were somehow entitled to the United States and what kind of lessons that actually teaches children," Magnan notes. "And what I had seen was, in reality, their parents are, by their actions and their attitudes, actually teaching children that it's okay to steal and that it's okay to covet your neighbor's goods," he says.

Sure, the murdering and stealing are going to be a bitch, as will be all that taking of false idols and coveting of neighbors' wives. But what really sticks in my craw is that these people will be taking The Lord's name in vain in Mexican. When I hear (or use, on those ever so rare occasions, but only whilst in the midst of some fleeting demonic possession) profanity, it better be in English. Who's to say that our new citizens won't implement politically correct speech codes that mandate we cuss in Mexican, or Spanish, or some other equally bizarre tongue? Do you want that to happen?

As horrible as all of this is, keep in mind that it's just a sliver of the horrors that await this country as illegal immigrants import their disdain for Biblical authority from their native lands. What I truly dread is the trickle-down effect this is sure to have as lesser, even secular, authorities give way to their contempt for the rule of law: Children will run with scissors or not return library books on time, housewives will refuse to empty lint traps, pet owners won't curb their dogs, drivers won't use their turn signals, people other than Pat Boone will wear white shoes after Labor Day, and Americans won't floss once daily, leading to an epidemic of gum disease and halitosis. In short, illegal immigrants will induce the complete collapse of Western Civilization as we know it, leading to the establishment of the Islezbofascist caliphate in which native-born heterosexuals are forced at gunpoint to become orthodox Muslim homosexuals. Christians, contact your congressman to demand the most draconian immigration laws imaginable before it's too late. Praise Him!

*Thanks to loyal Nancy-Con Gerald Fnord for the tip.