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Monday, April 09, 2007

Further Stations of the Cross

Apparently I was too focused on my own Persecution here at the Beauty Palace to see that The Left has subjected America's Christians to Nero-like onslaughts of religious oppression this Easter season. Question the veracity of The Bible? Check! Sell Darwinism from the cover of Newsweek? Check! Craft Our Savior's dingus out of creamy milk chocolate? Check! It is only through His Heavenly Grace that Faith in America was able to survive these dark times. Before we put these memories away and gear up for the War On Christmas (I'm expecting the opening salvo any day now), Prayer Warriors World Net Daily give us the chance to luxuriate in one final insult. Stillwater NewsPress, perhaps the most tireless piston in MSM's relentless motor, has declared jihad against the people of Oklahoma by running a story about local Muslim outreach efforts -- and on Easter Sunday!
Easter – the most joyous and important holiday in the Christian calendar.

But there was no mention of it on the front page of an Oklahoma newspaper in a town served by more than 70 churches.

Instead, page 1 of the Stillwater NewsPress was dominated yesterday by a story about efforts to battle anti-Islam bigotry by the Muslim Student Association of Oklahoma State University.

"You wouldn't have known it was Easter at all according to the paper if it wasn't for the full page Hobby Lobby ad situated toward the back of the paper," one unhappy reader told WND.
Dear steadfast Hobby Lobby, you stand alone in safeguarding the people of Stillwater, Oklahoma, from the marauding hordes of Islezbofascism. May the victory wreaths we lay in remembrance upon the graves of our brave culture warriors be adorned with your realistic wax fruit. Wolverines!

Even though it exceeds my due diligence as a conservative blogger, I read the offending article with equal parts terror and rage. It spouts off plenty of the usual liberal pabulum on their beloved "religion" "of" "peace," but conveniently omits any references to the violent threats habitually made against Our Nation at terrorist websites like DemocraticUnderground.com or CNN (no links - you can find those cesspools on your own). This is propaganda of the most pernicious sort, and it makes me question whether or not our Founding Fathers had dreck like this in mind when they wrote the First Amendment. On Easter Sunday, Oklahoma's newspapers should be filled with Inspirational stories about how Jesus rose from the dead to sign the Declaration of Independence, not Al Qaeda talking points. After all, they've suffered enough at the hands of Muslims. Praise Him!

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5 Comments:

  • At April 09, 2007 3:36 PM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Thank you for the link to the Hobby Lobby. What better way to while away the hours than to wrap one's sinful soul around a hobby?

    I once pursued hobbies, but I now confess that they were primarily tied to the fires of hell--putting together little airplanes with Satan's saliva for glue; mixing concoctions designed to mimic the vaporous fumes of Hell with a chemistry set.

    It's now said that salvation may indeed lie in scrapbooking, as we born-agains contemplate our wretched pasts and beg for forgiveness, even as we glorify our present salvation and the political activity that must affirm it.

    I can only hope that a righteous Christian is preparing an explosive device as response to that disgusting article.

     
  • At April 09, 2007 5:08 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    Well,yes Hobby Lobby is a needed resource for idle hands.
    But sister lulu, where were they today ??
    Just a day past Easter and days before the opening Salvo For the War on Christmas.(thanks for the reminder Sister Nancy Beth) They H.L.were silent while heathens took out that great humanitarian/comedian Imus. He was admonished in an email campaign.You know how those liberals are. (Lord knows we need his knee slapping humor during these END times)

    Imus, oh Imus, we can only Pray to our ONE Lord and Savior that your "suspension" from MSNBC another liberal cesspool, is akin to Our Lord being in his tomb for a mere few days, before rising again.

    ps. lulu really you may be onto to something about the soul saving salvation to be found in scrapbooking !!!

    Maybe a society could be formed? SSSiS no wait when you say that it sounds like you are lisping..(shudder). Perhaps our welfare is best entrusted to good Christian Chemists.

     
  • At April 10, 2007 4:35 AM, Blogger Gavin said…

    Fellow Christians, I must warn you of the dangers of scrapbooking. Indeed, it is championed by none other than Rosie O'Donnell, the queen of Islezbofascism! I wouldn't be surprised if she has tri-citizenship that includes Iran and Hell itself.

     
  • At April 10, 2007 5:09 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    I'm not quite sure where I weigh in on the Godliness of scrapping. While it does keep America's hands off their genitalia, it also distracts us from rallying to the defense of Donald Imus and other persecuted Christians. And the endorsement by Rosie O'Donnell is the kiss of death, in my book. How about making some lovely God's Eyes instead? We'll assume the God in question is the Christian one, naturally.

     
  • At April 11, 2007 2:51 PM, Blogger The Truffle said…

    Nancy, forget Islezbofascism. What about those evil pagan bunnies and eggs?

     

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