Barack snake moan

President Bush's time in the Oval Office has offered Our Nation a tranquil respite from the Clintons' eight-year crime spree of rape and murder, but America either has a short memory or craves totalitarianism. How else are we to interpret the meteoric rise of Barack "Allahu Akbar" Obama, notorious stock swindler, jihadi, cokehead, serial parking meter scofflaw, black separatist -- and now, it turns out -- kidnapper? I extend my deepest thanks to Prayer Warriors Newsmax, who've undoubtedly endangered their own and their families' personal safety in bringing this alarming story to light:

If anyone else running for president locked his granny away and refused to allow her to be seen, would the media complain? You betcha.

But America's media have supinely allowed Barry Obama to pretend he has no white relatives. He has paraded his step-grandmother in Kenya, who never saw him until the 1980s, as his "granny," and locked the grandmother who actually raised him away in a closet.

Now, the Chicago Tribune reports "the Obama campaign declined to make [his white grandmother] available."

Is she sick? Not apparently. Bedridden? Hospitalized? Not apparently. She is the "Prisoner of Obama," and of Obama's racist myth that he is "Black" and not "Black and White."

This is Outrageous! Obama has been desperately trying to conceal his white roots for years in brazen attempt to curry favor with liberals, who hate us honkies even more than he does. That he would imprison his own grandmother to do so is unconscionable How does a crime of this magnitude go unnoticed?

You certainly shouldn't look to MSM for any sort of objectivity on this sordid affair. Those inveterate liars, the New York Times, explain his grandmother's absence from the campaign trail in the most implausible terms imaginable:

Mr. Obama still visits his maternal grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, who lives in the same high-rise apartment where Mr. Obama spent much of his childhood. “I’m not well,” she said on the telephone, explaining her refusal to meet for an interview.

And they took her at her word? I can practically hear the Black Panthers' Glocks knocking up against her forehead as I read that. If they can't tell when someone is making statements under such obvious duress, they deserve all the invective we citizen journalists can send their way. Fox News (God bless 'em!) gets closer to exposing the truth behind this travesty when they reveal that Mrs. Dunham is 84 years young, clearly in the full blush of youth, which makes the alibi Obama's enablers have cooked up about her being infirm all the more improbable.

If there's any justice in this situation, it's the knowledge that once black people realize how duplicitous Obama has been about his origins, they'll reject him en masse:

Ironically, locking Madelyn away is going to hurt Obama more with African-Americans than with whites. Whites delight in drinking Obama's Kool-Aid. Reason and reality will only gradually descend on them.

But blacks are a lot smarter than whites when it comes to slights, because they have experienced racial slights all their lives. Blacks know who Obama is, and they know how he is trying to "pass" and ignore his past.

And then they'll rise up and demand he free all the other white relatives he's sequestered in his maniacal bid for power! Barack Obama is a threat to America, and the more I learn about him, the more I dread his nightmarish vision for Our Nation. The only chance we have of preventing him from extinguishing Freedom's flame is more journalism of this caliber. Praise Him!