Cornhole rebellion

Homosexuality is not only unspeakably wicked, it's also thoroughly disgusting. Prayer Warriors Lifesite.net give us a hearty helping of man-cooter revulsion, which also serves as a friendly reminder that the wages of Sin is death:

A study which appears in the February issue of the International Journal of STD & AIDS, has found that "HIV-positive men who have sex with men are up to 90 times more likely than the general population to develop anal cancer." ...

A Canadian doctor who spoke to LifeSiteNews.com (anonymously for fear of reprisal) about the dangers our homosexual sex acts in 2005 stated: "Anal intercourse causes abrasions of the relatively fragile rectal wall, especially in the receptive partner. The penetration of E.coli, always present in the stool, and other bacteria, viruses and parasites penetrate through such lesions into the deeper body tissues..."

Ewww, gross -- I haven't been this horrified since Clay Aiken put his diseased hands all over Kelly Ripa. Why are we wasting time fretting over global warming when male homosexuality presents such an immediate biohazard?

Radical homosexual activists begin indoctrinating your child at an early age that using the southern port of call in a manner for which it is not intended is an enjoyable experience. Well, take it from me, Christians: Nothing could be further from the truth. Prior to receiving Christ, when I was a pole-smoking Pottery Barn queen, I "researched" such matters after receiving one too many subliminal messages from popular culture (probably that "Roseanne" marathon back in '94). The only pleasure in the whole ordeal comes from knowing that you're violating God's Law. But for our Hell-bound friends, that's clearly enough. Praise Him!