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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Fatal beauty

Liberals' attempts at denying the Judeo-Christian roots of Western Cosmetology have had absolutely ruinous consequences for Our Nation. The Bible instructs us to Praise the Beauty of Holiness, but The Left would rather our young people praise the "beauty" of whoredom instead. If God* still had a place at our vanities as well as in our public discourse, America would be the world's Moral beacon, and things like this would be unthinkable instead of the norm (thanks, Hillary):
Two 12-year-old girls who are accused of trying to poison their teacher at a Bainbridge Island school with strawberry lip gloss have been charged with third-degree felony assault.

They appeared in Kitsap County Juvenile Court at Port Orchard yesterday afternoon and pleaded not guilty to the charges. Charging papers said the girls knew their teacher, 58-year-old Kasey Jeffers, has a severe allergy to strawberries and they put the lip gloss on her water bottle and coffee cup last week.
The sad truth of the matter is that America's public schools are preparing our children exactly for these types of lives of crime. After being taught the finer points of anal sex in their sex "education" courses and that we're no better than apes in biology, the logical next step for a generation taught to disrespect Biblical authority is abusing lip gloss in the commission of a felony.

What's even more horrifying is the prospect that The Left may use this as an opportunity to banish cosmetics from public schools altogether. First Prayer was banned, then guns, then hydrophobic t-shirts, and now make up... it's every lesbians dream come true, and a nightmare for the rest of us who see cosmetology as the ultimate expression of our Faith. Don't let public education slip further into the sewer. Call up your school board and demand that Christianity once again have a place in the curriculum. After all, the state has a fundamental obligation to provide religious instruction for your child, and it's shirked its duties long enough. Praise Him!

*The Christian God, that is.

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  • At April 04, 2007 6:12 AM, Blogger Gavin said…

    Chemically conjured strawberries out of the laboratories of the wingnut left do not cause an allergic reaction. These teens were foiled by their own libtard scientists too stupid to know any better. No doubt the same crackpots pushing this ape-to-man heresy and climate change. Strawberries were created by Him for the explicit enjoyment of those of us relishing in His dominion. God does not make mistakes, and if this teacher is allergic to the fruits of God's labor, she just isn't praying hard enough. Praise Him!

     
  • At April 04, 2007 5:11 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Agreed -- there is plenty of blame to go around: Liberals, environmentalists, homosexuals, Muslims, teachers unions, open borders advocates... the list is prctically endless. Thank you for bringing this up.

     

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