Two 12-year-old girls who are accused of trying to poison their teacher at a Bainbridge Island school with strawberry lip gloss have been charged with third-degree felony assault.The sad truth of the matter is that America's public schools are preparing our children exactly for these types of lives of crime. After being taught the finer points of anal sex in their sex "education" courses and that we're no better than apes in biology, the logical next step for a generation taught to disrespect Biblical authority is abusing lip gloss in the commission of a felony.
They appeared in Kitsap County Juvenile Court at Port Orchard yesterday afternoon and pleaded not guilty to the charges. Charging papers said the girls knew their teacher, 58-year-old Kasey Jeffers, has a severe allergy to strawberries and they put the lip gloss on her water bottle and coffee cup last week.
What's even more horrifying is the prospect that The Left may use this as an opportunity to banish cosmetics from public schools altogether. First Prayer was banned, then guns, then hydrophobic t-shirts, and now make up... it's every lesbians dream come true, and a nightmare for the rest of us who see cosmetology as the ultimate expression of our Faith. Don't let public education slip further into the sewer. Call up your school board and demand that Christianity once again have a place in the curriculum. After all, the state has a fundamental obligation to provide religious instruction for your child, and it's shirked its duties long enough. Praise Him!
*The Christian God, that is.
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