Good news club
While I always welcome the opportunity to Witness for the persecution we Christians in America routinely face, I wouldn't dream of passing up the opportunity to spread some Good News. I, like most of you, have long puzzled over how to best respond to the endless liberal bleating over global warming. After undertaking an exhaustive review of the scientific evidence presented by the expert climatologists at Human Events, I've determined that (1) global warming isn't happening, and (2) this global warming that isn't happening is caused by increased solar activity, which may or may not be happening either... I can't tell. But that comes from looking at the glass as half-empty. Thanks to my Prayer Warriors OneNewsNow, I am happy to share the up side of rapid climate change -- it signals the coming of The Rapture!
Here's what happened. When God threw Adam and Eve out of the garden after their sin, the earth was also cursed with a curse. (Read it in Genesis 3:17-19.) The ground, the earth was cursed because of the corruption of sin that was placed upon it by Adam and Eve.Glory! That certainly explains why liberals are so keen on stopping global warming: because they hate Jesus! Try as they might, they can't put off the final reckoning for long. And when that day comes, I plan to drive my Escalade to that wonderful Exxon station in the sky. Praise Him!
Now, all of creation is groaning for the redemption that is to come with the coming again of Jesus Christ to the earth to set all things right!
That's the Bible answer to what's happening with the crazy weather, earthquakes, tsunamis, et al. It's the creation crying out for God the Father to set all things right, just like He promised in Ezekiel, Daniel, Revelation, Matthew and other places in His Word that He would!
Labels: global warming, rapture
5 Comments:
At April 11, 2007 10:12 PM, proudprogressive said…
Well i hope Adam and Eve are happy riding their dinosuars in Hell. Hope all that sin and corruption, was worth it.
It boggles the mind to think of the corruption that set all of creation "groaning" (i can't stop thinking about how perverse it must have been)such groaning,moaning,sin that caused Our Heavenly Father to curse all creation.
And "Curse" it with a "Curse". Its not like plagues,drought,floods and pestilence aren't bad enough but a curse....
Really this is gonna take some serious Prayer. It may be too late.
I Admit those polar bears swimming around looking for ice had me down. Not a dark night of the Soul or anything,but concerned. They are white like Prayer doves. I was sucked in !
Its obvious to me NOW, this IS liberal propaganda. That polar bear footage was probably shot at Seaworld.
Once again you remind of us of the upside. Bless you Sister.
Praise Him! Indeed The Rapture is imminent. Beam me(and my cat) up Jesus.
At April 12, 2007 6:39 AM, Gavin said…
The MSM just isn't reporting on all the positive aspects of this rumored climate change.
If the oceans rise and put Miami under water, all those illegal Cubans will finally be forced to find their way back where they belong. Poor planning on their part means they've probably discarded their boats and rafts so the grand ol' socialist American welfare system, of which they are so familiar, will have to provide them with new ones. But it is a cost we righteous taxpayers must bear. That bearded Castro-devil will probably be dead by then, God willing, and everyone will be happy.
Forcing Cubans back to Cuba will make a dent in our illegal immigrant population. That, dear Sister, is a glowing neon sign that His return is imminent. It couldn't be more clear if there was a velvet painting of it!
At April 12, 2007 9:57 PM, Blueheart2 said…
YES! Global Warming is a religion. And what will that overarching, powerful religion do to ME?
I resent it very much - I am so happy the birds are gone from my trees - they make SO much noise. I am sick of all the rain pouring down & ruining my hair. I hate having the bumblebees flying into the roses, lilacs & that dreadful wisteria (can't wait til they all die from lack of water!!). I need to work on my tan, too. We don't need to grow food here in California - let them do that in worthy places like Nebraska (my place of birth).
Oh, don't get started on this group of fundamentalist idiots. God made this world the way it was AND the way it is going to BE!
At April 13, 2007 9:53 AM, liquiddaddy said…
Nancy,
Thank you for revealling the Truth behind the global warming canard and Christ haters.
Personally, when the Rapture comes and I am taken to Glory, I hope I am behind the wheel of my '71 Ford Galaxie and it plows into a Starbucks with a firey explosion.
Praise God!
LD
At April 14, 2007 10:26 PM, Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…
PP: Much food for thought there. I assume much of that groaning you refer to comes from rap music... but you'll never hear Jesse Jackson talk about *that*, will you?
YOY: We'll also lose Malibu -- huzzah!
BH2: That's the spirit. I'm sure the absence of trees & birds will make California seem like more of a wonderland.
LD: That's how I want to go, as well.
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