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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Birthdays & other maladies

I turn 36 today and I'm depressed as hell. The only thing that makes me feel slightly better is posting this picture of my cat that Jesus took:



If my animal math is correct, he's technically 105, so I guess it could be a lot worse. Praise Him!

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  • At May 08, 2007 6:09 PM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Don't let all that Christian persecution get you down, Sister Nancy. You write divinely and have gathered many friends to yours and Jesus's bosom, and anyone who disagrees with you is going to hell, anyway.

    Just be patient.

    Happy birthday, and Praise You!

    (I hope that Jesus won't mind that last. It is your birthday, after all...)

     
  • At May 08, 2007 10:40 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    Why even your cat seems to have his ancient paws clutched in Prayer. Praise him !


    And it may be my imagination but if i am reading cat lips correctly, he is attempting to utter Praise Him as well ! Glory Be !
    Could be though he is speaking in tongues. Its hard to see or say at this point.


    I have to look more closely..sqint hard (cause i sent my glasses money to Pat Robertson) BUT.... there may even be a picture of the Blessed Virgin in that fur. (Yes its possible Jeses's Mother has heard of your vigilant vocation)

    If she can appear on a tortilla,garage door, the sun and a good old American grilled "cheese product" sandwich - Why not your cat??

    Wouldn't that be the perfect birthday present for you ? You deserve it. Hail Mary !

    ...going back now for a second look at that fur. Oh and Happy Birthday Sister Nancy Beth ! WE your faithful Flock do so appreciate your efforts in this assualt on our Family Values from the Libtard Hordes.

     
  • At May 09, 2007 6:24 AM, Blogger Gavin said…

    Happy Birthday. Don't fret 36 too much...I only wish I was so young and beautiful as you.

     
  • At May 10, 2007 3:53 PM, Blogger ExMoWeHoMo said…

    There now dear, Happy belated. When I'm in the dumps or feeling especially persecuted, nothing lifts my spirits more than a jaunt down to Santa Monica Blvd. to give a ferocious rebuking to the Sodomites.
    Tonight I think I'll protest Fubar. That'll put me closer to Jesus. Praise!

     
  • At May 10, 2007 8:50 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    LM, YOY: Thank you both for your moral support. I've reread "Footprints" and realize the difficult time in question is my birthday.

    PP: Mary's apparitions are quite common around here (coffee rings, cheese sandwiches, wet spots), actually, but good of you to notice.

    XMO: True, there's nothing like a good protest at some homo bar to warm the heart and delight the Spirit -- give those Fubar nancies Hell for me. Praise Him!

     

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