NANCY BETH DEFEATS LEFTARDS!!!
The Left may think their supposed "victory" at the polls has demoralized me, but as I announced this morning at the Beauty Palace, "What are you talking about? Yesterday's results were in actuality a resounding affirmation of Conservative Principles. It's only because MSM brainwashed the American public into thinking the Dhimmicrats will do a better job of torturing Iraqis and demonizing homosexuals that we're even having this conversation. You'd have to be high to believe that moonbat schtick about ethics and competence having any real weight with voters. Excuse me, please." I then ran into the restroom and sobbed quietly for eight minutes.
posted by Sister Nancy Beth Eczema @ 3:20 PM
4 Comments:
At November 08, 2006 4:52 PM,
Peteykins said…
I'm worried for all the hairdos in Virginia, Sister Nancy. I fear a massive hairdresser-drain.
At November 09, 2006 6:42 AM,
Lulu Maude said…
Ah, that was you in the next stall.
Don't worry, Sister. They'll all sweat like roasting pigs come the Rapture.
At November 09, 2006 2:15 PM,
Unknown said…
Sister, I live next to the heathen state of Virginia, and I can say that they're all going to Hell for brazenly turning their backs on Jesus and mascara.
Praise Him, indeed.
At November 10, 2006 8:47 AM,
lee said…
Wow, hypocrisy trumps reality. For the reverse see
wwww.leestyle.blogspot.com
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