NANCY BETH DEFEATS LEFTARDS!!!
The Left may think their supposed "victory" at the polls has demoralized me, but as I announced this morning at the Beauty Palace, "What are you talking about? Yesterday's results were in actuality a resounding affirmation of Conservative Principles. It's only because MSM brainwashed the American public into thinking the Dhimmicrats will do a better job of torturing Iraqis and demonizing homosexuals that we're even having this conversation. You'd have to be high to believe that moonbat schtick about ethics and competence having any real weight with voters. Excuse me, please." I then ran into the restroom and sobbed quietly for eight minutes.