Men are from Mars, she-males are from Saturn

Now that's what I call a pearl necklace!

Leave it to The Left to use National Coming Out Day, their highest of high holy days, to take the Culture War interplanetary. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Saturn, our first cross-dressing planet:

Space probe shows Saturn wearing 'string of pearls'

LOS ANGELES (AFP) - New images from the Cassini space probe show Saturn being adorned by a 60,000-kilometer (37,000-mile) "string of pearls", NASA scientists announced.

A statement from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena said the "pearls" seen in a stunning infra-red image were actually clearings in Saturn's deep cloud system.

This is an act of political terrorism on par with the attacks of 9/11. It angers me beyond words that NASA and JPL now join such disreputable acronyms as NAMBLA, MSM, and ACLU, but Bush Derangement Syndrome isn't the least bit discriminating in its choice of victims -- in fact, I dare say it relishes big-game trophies like these. And quite frankly, the warning signs have been there for quite some time now. Hope for Saturn's rehabilitation rely on (1) either sending it to an ex-gay ministry, or (2) staging an intervention where all the planets tell Saturn to butch it up or they're kicking it out of the solar system, like Pluto. Praise Him!