Pity Party of Death

Because he understands that Freedom is just another word for waterboarding terrorists and other key Democratic constituencies, Our President isn't afraid to tell it like it is to the Party of Death:

President Bush suggested Thursday that Democrats don't have the stomach to fight the war on terror, battling back in the election-season clamor over administration intelligence showing terrorism spreading.

"Five years after 9/11, the worst attack on the American homeland in our history, Democrats offer nothing but criticism and obstruction and endless second-guessing," Bush said at a Republican fundraiser.

Oh no she didn't!

"The party of FDR and the party of Harry Truman has become the party of cut and run," Bush told a convention-center audience of over 2,000 people. The event put $2.5 million in the campaign accounts of Alabama Gov. Bob Riley and the state GOP.

Oh yes she did!

The Democratic Pity Party convened shortly thereafter:

"On his watch, five years after 9/11, he not only has failed to capture Osama bin Laden, but as the (National Intelligence Estimate) indicates, his failed policies have made America less safe and spawned terrorism, not decreased it," said Karen Finney, spokeswoman for the Democratic National Committee. "Democrats will be tough and smart, and will actually fight the terrorists, not leave them to plan future attacks."

Look, Karen, you made more sense back in the day when you stuck yams up your ass, and this broken-record approach does little more than betray your undying allegiance to Saddam and Osama in your naked attempts to change the subject. Maybe if you killed terrorists rather than trying to get their vote you'd understand this. Praise Him!

UPDATE: Nevermind.