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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Catching up... with Nancy Beth

Sorry to be neglecting you, Christians, but I've been preoccupied with this chess game of getting "Jillian," the ingenue who dented the Praisemobile last week, to agree to pay for the repairs. She balked at the $815 pricetag from the body shop my mechanic referred me to, so I took it in to one she had done business with before. I'm not sure she's going to find their estimate of $785 to have a sweeter sounding ring to her ears, but if it's that much of a financial hardship for her, perhaps she can pose for more of these topless pictures of herself that come up when you google her name.

Don't think I haven't been keeping my eye on the transgressions of The Left these past few days, however. Here's a sampling of stories that should stoke your sense of Christian Outrage to a fever pitch:

Collect a pension, support a terrorist: No wonder labor unions are so hep on preserving retirement benefits for their members. According to my Prayer Warriors at Newsmax, pensions are yet another means of putting a few riyals into Osama's kitty:
U.S. public pension funds can deal a serious blow to terror by divesting the $188 billion they have invested in companies that do business with terrorist-sponsoring regimes. ...

Two years ago, the Center for Security Policy published an analysis showing that about 100 U.S. public pension funds had invested roughly $188 billion in firms doing business with terrorist-sponsoring countries such as Iran, Syria, Sudan and North Korea.

The report disclosed that on average, America's top 100 pension systems invest between 15 and 23 percent of their portfolio in companies that do business in terrorist-sponsoring states, and 39 of the 100 were found to be invested in more than 100 companies with corporate ties to those states.
It also goes a long way towards explaining Democratic obstructionism against the privatization of Social Security. Indeed, if Bush-connected investment firms aren't managing Our Nation's retirement funds, the terrorists have won.

"IT girls" promote the Radical Homosexual Agenda: Does the technical staff at Amazon.com get a commission for each previously heterosexual soul they conscript into the Culture War? How else to explain this blatant homosexual recruitment drive?
Less than a week after Amazon.com was found recommending "Brokeback Mountain" to a customer who had referenced "The Chronicles of Narnia" and "Lady and the Tramp," another Amazon fan has caught the Internet behemoth promoting "Gay & Lesbian" programming for downloads.

The customer, Fred Luffman, told WND he's been a longtime Amazon customer and he saw an announcement about the company's new Unbox feature, which allows customers to download entertainment programming.

However, he said he was surprised when he saw the short list of promoted genres including "Gay & Lesbian." Even more surprised, too, when he clicked and opened up the long list to find other genres with much larger selections, and therefore sales potential, left unpromoted. ...

"I don't know if there's an agenda at the corporate level but I don't doubt there is an agenda among some lower level personnel tasked with web page content," Luffman said. "These kinds of offerings are especially troubling to me as a parent since downloads of this kind can easily bypass most if not all web filtering software."
How tragic that another generation of America's youth will be lost to Amazon.com's suggestive selling practices... just in time for deluxe reissues of Mommie Dearest and Valley of the Dolls. They don't stand a chance.

This is actually pretty mild in comparison with what's happening over at Google, where homosexuality is given star treatment while heterosexuality is treated like a red-headed stepchild:
Another WND reader noted such an agenda probably has wider influence on the Internet.

"I was assisting my 11-year-old son with a report he needed to do on Lord Bacon," said the father, who asked not to be identified. "I Googled Lord Bacon and received a list of several sites (including Wikipedia)."

He noted two links with Bacon's article discussed his alleged homosexuality, "neither of which I considered appropriate for my 11-year-old son."

And, he said, when he was searching for the Middle Georgia Radio Association (MGRA), he instead was referred to the "Missouri Gay Rodeo Association."
This is, in a word, Outrageous. That a child who is researching English historical figures should encounter the dreaded h-word is a crime against Virtue for which there can be no restitution. I shudder for the child whose term paper is on King James I. In light of these discoveries, it's no accident America's children are being lured into Islezbofascism through internet pornography -- the whole operation is being run by the homosexuals.

MSM whitewashes Sin - Here's a big surprise: liberal media would rather mollycoddle enemies of Christianity than risk "offending" them. In their version of reality, blindness is a possible risk from "obesity" (not gluttony, mind you), rather than the Divine punishment meted out for indecently pleasuring one's genitals:
Britain's increasing number of obese adults and children face twice the risk of losing their sight from a range of degenerative eye conditions, a report from the Royal National Institute of the Blind said on Wednesday.

Last month the Department of Health warned that nearly a third of men in England would be obese by 2010 if no measures were taken to tackle the problem.
Congratulations to Britain's plump masturbators, who have joined the ranks of radical Muslims as those who MSM dare not offend. In a word: Outrageous!

That may be all for now, loyal readers, but you can be rest assured that I may not be blogging about The Left's predations against Traditional Values, they certainly haven't gone unnoticed. Praise Him!


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