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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Hairesy*

Apparently launching their missiles into Israel isn't enough for the anti-glamour forces of Lezbollah. Now they've taken to debasing cosmetology in their wicked jihad against Freedom:
DAMASCUS, Syria — The barbershop here on a shady side street says it's for VIPs, and a cut could set you back a hefty $20 or more.

But not if you're from Lebanon.

A sign lets customers know that Lebanese refugees get trimmed and shaved for free. Barber Tarek Hammami has also hit up his clients, the well-to-do kind who can afford his elite haircuts, and talked them into delivering truckloads of fans, small refrigerators and food to shelters for those who have fled the violence in Lebanon.

"All the Lebanese who ended up here in Damascus, they're poor people who have nowhere else to go. That's one reason we help," Hammami said Monday. "But there's another reason. We feel that maybe what they're doing to the Lebanese people, maybe they'll do to us, to all the Arab people, next. Maybe next year is our turn."
Just imagine it, Christians: Thousands of Al Qaeda hairdressers maniacally snipping away on the borders of Israel as they practice their black art, and all with the sole objective of restoring the Caliphate. If that isn't enough to make you pray for a couple of "errant" cruise missiles to "accidentally" land in the beauty parlors of Damascus (and Tehran, for good measure), then you've clearly been infected with the anti-Semitism of The Left. Praise Him!

* Term coined by commenter Esperanto Manimal.

3 Comments:

  • At August 02, 2006 2:04 PM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Nancy,

    As trusting as I am in the gentle hands of my hairstylist, Mr. Ramon, I would be a gibbering bomb wielding anti-Zionist before the second rinse if Islamofascists infiltrate the sacred trust of cosmotology.

    Even though I am convinced Idi Amin is my gardner, and Pol Pot is the cashier at my neighborhood corner store, I have grown used to it and remain vigilent. But now this?

    Wiping my tears on the hem of His garment,

    LD

     
  • At August 02, 2006 7:21 PM, Blogger Brian FInch said…

    You took the words right out of my mouth!

     
  • At August 08, 2006 11:16 AM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    LD: I would have thought having glamour technicians signing loyalty oaths to God & Country would be enough to hold back America's descent into dhimmitude, but I see from your comments that there is a whole host of other service industries that could be infiltrated by America-haters. I have no solutions, but I will certainly convene a working group to address these woeful circumstances.

    Brian: I am glad we are in agreement with this, in spite of the dubious light your Canadian citizenship puts you in. Perhaps someday our respective countries will be partners in Glamour.

     

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