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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The spirit is willing, but the tresses are weak

Sure, The Left howls with indignation whenever somebody throws a pig's head into a mosque, but can we expect similar displays of piety when someone debases Christianity by abusing wigs and other Glamour-enhancing accessories in the commission of a crime?
Police in the Washington region are warning bank tellers about a thief they have dubbed the "Wig Lady."

Authorities say a short, well-dressed middle-aged woman has been walking into banks in Montgomery County, Md., and the District of Columbia wearing wigs and other accessories to impersonate account holders.

She has stolen more than $200,000 from the checking accounts of at least 20 women since September, said Montgomery police Detective Brandon Mengedoht, who calls it one of the most brazen schemes he has investigated.
Here's my prediction about the hate-merchants of The Left: They'll either ignore it completely because it's too "complex" and doesn't lend itself easily to the pat Al Qaeda-Good/America-Bad narrative they've established (to which I say: you're not trying hard enough!), or they'll try to dismiss this Outrage as merely some isolated incident amongst the otherwise law-abiding & Glamour-respecting moonbat community.

Let's not kid ourselves. Liberal bloggers have been cultivating this sort of animosity towards the Christian practice of Cosmetology ever since God chose Our President in the 2000 election. This crime wave is the first fruits of the bitter harvest that the overheated rhetoric from the Left -side of the blogosphere promises to deliver. Get ready to see plenty more of this sort of disregard for law & order until Democrats finally come to their senses and enact a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. Praise Him!


  • At July 25, 2006 7:18 PM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Sister Nancy,

    I think the press derided and mocked Christian Cosmotology long before 2000.

    Who had better make-up and wardrobe than Tammy Faye Baker? Even recently, during the ravages of chemotherapy, who could look perkier and more right with Jesus Lord? And yet the MSM treated her is if she were phoney and hypocritical. Like she was some kind of crack-pot hillbilly snake handler!

    Who had better skin tone and hair pieces than Oral Roberts? But when he proclaimed that God would take him to Heaven if we didn't give more in prayer tithes, or when God gave him the Glory to see the 900 foot Blazing Vestige of the Lord Jesus Christ in Oklahoma, the MSM snickered he was just some crooked hopped-up demagogue!

    They have always hated Christ and those who would look glamorous for Him.

    I'm shaking all over,


  • At July 26, 2006 9:44 AM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    You make many valid points, LD, but from my vantage point, it wasn't until 9/11 that the wheels came off. The Day That Changed Everything revealed what a failure Bill Clinton's foreign policy of appeasement and pleasuring women orally had been, so The Left redoubled their attacks on Christian Cosmetology to draw attention away from this colossal failure. How sad these people allow themselves to be manipulated this way.

  • At July 26, 2006 4:50 PM, Blogger Brian FInch said…

    You know, I just never feel I've had a complete view on an issue until I've heard it from Sister Nancy's lips!

  • At July 26, 2006 6:30 PM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    You know, Sister, that I am a faithful (make that faith-full) reader. However, I always feel that I am sliding down a hill for about the last 50 words of every post, till I find myself in a heap at the bottom..

    Praise Him

  • At July 29, 2006 10:00 AM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Fasten your seatbelt, Sister Lulu Maude. In the future, I will try to subdue my fervor with exposing the many strands of Leftism ruining America into more manageable prose. Praise Him!


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