Hanging up on Terror

First Al-Qaeda used suicide bombings (minus the bombs) to turn Gitmo into another political theater in which they could enact their ludicrous farces. Now we see that pre-teen terrorists are staging their own deaths for a gullible press in a pathetically transparent attempt to discredit Israel. Suicide has quickly become the jihadis favorite tactic for waging war on Freedom, so it only makes sense that suicide prevention hotlines should become the latest weapon in Our Nation's arsenal against Islezbofascism:

1-800-SUICIDE is in danger of being shut off or worse falling into the hands of the Federal Government. With teenage suicide being the 3rd leading cause of death between 18 to 24 year olds - our government should not be duplicating prevention efforts but helping fund the many local organizations and non-profits with proven track records on prevention. In addition our government should not be in the business having access to this private and sensitive information!

Despite the fact that almost 2 million callers have reached help and hope over the last 8 years, and a government funded evaluation stating the benefits of 1-800-SUICIDE, the Substance Abuse & Mental Health Service Administration (SAMHSA), a division of Health & Human Services, has decided to create their own government run system where they would have direct access to confidential data on individuals in crisis.

What seems to have escaped these liberal hand-wringers is that the government is probably listening in already. Praise Him!