Edicts of Nancy

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

If this doesn't warrant a presidential photo-op, nothing does

My fellow Christians, I am ecstatic to announce that we have turned yet another important corner in the GWOT, as I have handily won The Left's "All-GOP/Bush Administration Governance Expressed in Animated Dialogue" contest. As the career of Jonah Goldberg attests, the ability to readily quote your favorite Fox programs in the course of fourth-tier partisan punditry remains an essential component in the advancement of Freedom; clearly victory is within our grasp:
And 1st Place goes to our blessed Sister Nancy Beth Eczema, who gets bonus points from quoting from what could be my favorite Simpsons episode ever (Brother From the Same Planet), as Homer attempts to make amends to Bart for not picking him up from soccer practice:

Homer: I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too... I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out "who forgot to pick up who" until the cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

Well, Sister Nancy, get ready for some of the worst, most heathen songs in Christendom, and maybe some Christopher Cross.

This stunning admission of defeat from The Left exposes the hollowness of their anti-Freedom & defeatist ideology . It is only a matter of time before their tyrannical house of cards collapses and we see the Arab street swelling with Protest Babes clamoring for People Power. Just don't expect MSM to report any of this. Praise Him!


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