Edicts of Nancy

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

If this doesn't warrant a presidential photo-op, nothing does

My fellow Christians, I am ecstatic to announce that we have turned yet another important corner in the GWOT, as I have handily won The Left's "All-GOP/Bush Administration Governance Expressed in Animated Dialogue" contest. As the career of Jonah Goldberg attests, the ability to readily quote your favorite Fox programs in the course of fourth-tier partisan punditry remains an essential component in the advancement of Freedom; clearly victory is within our grasp:
And 1st Place goes to our blessed Sister Nancy Beth Eczema, who gets bonus points from quoting from what could be my favorite Simpsons episode ever (Brother From the Same Planet), as Homer attempts to make amends to Bart for not picking him up from soccer practice:

Homer: I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too... I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out "who forgot to pick up who" until the cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

Well, Sister Nancy, get ready for some of the worst, most heathen songs in Christendom, and maybe some Christopher Cross.

This stunning admission of defeat from The Left exposes the hollowness of their anti-Freedom & defeatist ideology . It is only a matter of time before their tyrannical house of cards collapses and we see the Arab street swelling with Protest Babes clamoring for People Power. Just don't expect MSM to report any of this. Praise Him!


  • At May 21, 2006 9:46 AM, Blogger Norbizness said…

    To put it in terms even the D-P can understand, The Left was pwn3d!!1!

  • At May 21, 2006 11:07 AM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Your victory surprises no one who visits you daily. Truly, you are blessed, Sister.

    Praise Him!

  • At May 21, 2006 12:48 PM, Blogger dusty said…

    Praise Jesus and pass me a vodka soda with two limes. Congrats Sista Nancy.

  • At May 21, 2006 2:18 PM, Blogger Kevin Hayden said…

    Truly, it must have been a personal Odyssey, a Margeian legend, to have endured your journey to the top.

    Somewhere, I know the angels are dancing 'the bump'.

  • At May 22, 2006 4:26 PM, Blogger Dom said…

    Congratulations Sister, it is truly deserved..

    BTW Do you have any pictures of Protest Babes clamoring for People Power. Not that I would look at them mind you, merely peer at them askance.

    As a side note did anyone notice the irony of Phil exiting the closet to whack Vito.

  • At May 23, 2006 9:21 AM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Now, now Sister Nancy... let's not rest on our laurels. There are always more rivers to pollute, more souls to save...


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