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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Katherine the Great

Despite their lack of influence over any of the three branches of the federal government, their ineffectual national leadership, their minority of states' governorships, and their absence of credibility with the voters, The Left still manages to pull off some astoundingly cunning feats. For instance, they've recently persuaded Jeb Bush(!) to drink from their poisoned chalice of debauchery, degeneracy, & defeatism, and denounce St. Katherine of Tallahasee:
Rep. Katherine Harris tried to elevate the mundane business of filing the paperwork to run for U.S. Senate into an event Monday with cheering supporters and TV news crews.

But fellow Republican Gov. Jeb Bush upstaged her with his harshest comments to date on her struggling campaign to unseat Democrat Sen. Bill Nelson in November.

"I just don't believe she can win," Bush said of Harris. "Most of the polls I see show her down by 30. She's not had any, gained any traction."
Since when did that make any difference, especially in Florida? For heaven's sake, Jeb, she's a shoo-in. Have some faith in the electoral process!

I've made no bones about my undying admiration for Katherine. Her take-no-prisoners approach to cosmetology and running elections certainly invoke the ire of the America-haters, but without either of these fine attributes, America wouldn't be experiencing its present Golden Age... an age undoubtedly foretold by Scripture! If anyone should know this, it's the brother of Our President. If this sort of fashionable Bush-bashing by proxy continues, we conservatives will have to throw yet another fair-weather conservative out of the lifeboat, too. Wise up before it's too late, Jeb. Praise Him!


  • At May 10, 2006 11:27 AM, Blogger Robot Buddha said…

    Why does Jeb hate America?

    (and happy belated birthday, Sister.)

  • At May 11, 2006 9:36 AM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Sister Nancy Beth;

    I am troubled by the similarities between these two "great" women, whom I both harbour tremendous esteem, and I think you are right to make this connection. For instance:

    Katherine of St. Petersburg Russia built "honeymoon suites" out of ice, where she would observed (with Potemkin) serfs forced to make love by pain of death on frozen beds;

    Katherine of St. Petersburg Florida sits on blocks of ice before forcing Jeb to mkae love to her on pain of death while Mel Martinez observes; (http://www.americanpolitics.com/20001130CertifiedBedfellows.html)

    Katherine of St. Petersburg Russia would copulate with royal stallions by the use of a special harness allowing for safe entry;

    Katherine of St. Petersburg Florida copulates with royal stallions by special arrangemnt with the Arabian Horse Assoc. (heck of a job, Brownie!);

    Katherine of Russia employed the use of forced labor for special works projects;

    Katherine of Florida employed the use of migrant workers to pick oranges;

    Katherine of Russia spackled lead-based plaster on her face to appear more youthful;

    So does Katherine of Florida;

    As I've mentioned before, I believe the Lord makes special dispensations for sinners who love Jesus as much as Katherine Harris. I know in my heart that Christ will spin whatever wheels are necessary in those silly Diebold machines to make her Holy Election possible.

    Your Brother in Christ,

    P.C. Higgins


  • At May 11, 2006 4:16 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Robot Buddha: I detect the faint whiff of MSM brainwashing, via "scientific" polls. (and thx for the birthday wishes.)

    Liquiddaddy: With such striking historical parallels, is there any doubt she should be queen of the American Empire? Praise Him!


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