Katherine the Great

Despite their lack of influence over any of the three branches of the federal government, their ineffectual national leadership, their minority of states' governorships, and their absence of credibility with the voters, The Left still manages to pull off some astoundingly cunning feats. For instance, they've recently persuaded Jeb Bush(!) to drink from their poisoned chalice of debauchery, degeneracy, & defeatism, and denounce St. Katherine of Tallahasee:

Rep. Katherine Harris tried to elevate the mundane business of filing the paperwork to run for U.S. Senate into an event Monday with cheering supporters and TV news crews.

But fellow Republican Gov. Jeb Bush upstaged her with his harshest comments to date on her struggling campaign to unseat Democrat Sen. Bill Nelson in November.

"I just don't believe she can win," Bush said of Harris. "Most of the polls I see show her down by 30. She's not had any, gained any traction."

Since when did that make any difference, especially in Florida? For heaven's sake, Jeb, she's a shoo-in. Have some faith in the electoral process!

I've made no bones about my undying admiration for Katherine. Her take-no-prisoners approach to cosmetology and running elections certainly invoke the ire of the America-haters, but without either of these fine attributes, America wouldn't be experiencing its present Golden Age... an age undoubtedly foretold by Scripture! If anyone should know this, it's the brother of Our President. If this sort of fashionable Bush-bashing by proxy continues, we conservatives will have to throw yet another fair-weather conservative out of the lifeboat, too. Wise up before it's too late, Jeb. Praise Him!