Edicts of Nancy

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Monday, May 01, 2006

Go back to Woodstock, hippies.

Because I recognize that Our President was chosen by The Lord Himself to liberate Our Nation's oil reserves from the Antichrist, to free us from the Godless theology of environmentalism, and to emancipate our beleaguered corporations from regulatory bondage, I've begun to see that nearly every utterance associated with Our President is the Inspired Word of God, be it his rousing addresses to his countrymen, the obscure rulings of his regulatory agencies, or even the music of Pat Boone. So naturally I'm Outraged when I see a so-called "conservative" publication like The Economist attack the Solomonic wisdom of President Bush in order to curry favor with the acid, abortion & amnesty wing of America's Communist Party. Watch them grovel before the most beloved false god of The Left, multiculturalism, for yourself in this morally abhorrent hit piece on the DEA's recent pronouncement on medical marijuana:
IF CANNABIS were unknown, and bioprospectors were suddenly to find it in some remote mountain crevice, its discovery would no doubt be hailed as a medical breakthrough. Scientists would praise its potential for treating everything from pain to cancer, and marvel at its rich pharmacopoeia—many of whose chemicals mimic vital molecules in the human body. In reality, cannabis has been with humanity for thousands of years and is considered by many governments (notably America's) to be a dangerous drug without utility. Any suggestion that the plant might be medically useful is politically controversial, whatever the science says. It is in this context that, on April 20th, America's Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued a statement saying that smoked marijuana has no accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.
It even tries the most shameless of the moonbat techniques: intercession on behalf of the "innocent" victims of cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. How pathetic, and utterly transparent:
Another reason the FDA statement is odd is that it seems to lack common sense. Cannabis has been used as a medicinal plant for millennia. In fact, the American government actually supplied cannabis as a medicine for some time, before the scheme was shut down in the early 1990s. Today, cannabis is used all over the world, despite its illegality, to relieve pain and anxiety, to aid sleep, and to prevent seizures and muscle spasms. For example, two of its long-advocated benefits are that it suppresses vomiting and enhances appetite—qualities that AIDS patients and those on anti-cancer chemotherapy find useful. So useful, in fact, that the FDA has licensed a drug called Marinol, a synthetic version of one of the active ingredients of marijuana—delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). Unfortunately, many users of Marinol complain that it gets them high (which isn't what they actually want) and is not nearly as effective, nor cheap, as the real weed itself.
Read on if you have the stomach for this sort of liberal blather. Personally, its bald-faced treacheries left my stomach so knotted up I'm tempted to try this "medical" marijuana just for its anti-nausea properties.

Sadly, the real objective of these so-called "compassionate use" traitors is nothing short of the total annihilation of the America we know and love, and replacing it with some drug-addled utopia. Nothing -- not even makeup -- is off-limits to these people in their jihad. In fact, I dare say that America's moral slope will be greased with hemp seed oil. Back in 1998, The Body Shop took a battering ram to the moral foundations of Our Country when they released the first line of cosmeceuticals to be tainted with Satan's personal lubricant. Let's look at a timeline of what's happened since:
  • Summer 1998 - The Body Shop begins marketing their line of hemp seed oil to stoners and coastal elites.
  • November 2003 - Massachusetts allows same-sex marriage.
  • March 2006 - Senator Russ Feingold (Jew-WI) calls for the censure of President Bush out of sheer jealousy.
As we can see, the virtue of Our Nation has taken a steep decline, so it is of paramount importance that we Christians stand firm with Our President in preventing any further moral decay. Praise Him!

3 Comments:

  • At May 03, 2006 2:55 AM, Blogger Jeff said…

    I think you've been hoodwinked by the evil MSM. According to the magazine's editor Bill Emmot, "The Economist's philosophy has always been liberal, not conservative."

     
  • At May 03, 2006 7:23 AM, Blogger Ziggebella said…

    Who the hell is the "Antichrist"? And George Bush is a retard. If I was from down south or a Christian (but I don't join cults so I'm not) I wouldn't vote for him because he is fucking up everyone's future.
    That stuff about marijuana is true though. It's a great painkiller, motion sickness relief, apetite stimulant......

     
  • At May 03, 2006 9:47 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Jeff: I think you're right. I seem to recall that they had found The Way and gave their blessing to President Bush for the 2000 election, as well as his glorious invasion of Iraq. But now that hating Our President is in vogue, they've decided to pursue that market. Tragic.

    ZBZ: I'm sure one makeover will turn you into a Believer. Praise Him!

     

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