Happy Mothers Day
And watch out for demons:
A mother said ``demons'' told her to kill her 9-month-old baby and stab her 3-year-old daughter, seriously wounding the toddler, police said Saturday. ...Personally, I find this "mental illness" line of speculation irrelevant, as the demon has all but confessed. However, The Left has so debased the institution of Motherhood that any opportunity to turn her into a Victim will suffice. Given my own family's consumption of cable television and lackadaisical Church attendance, it'll be a wonder if our Mothers Day clambake doesn't turn into a similar bloodbath. Wish me & Jesus luck.
It was not immediately known if Hernandez was taking any medications or had a history of mental illness, he said.
posted by Sister Nancy Beth Eczema @ 10:00 AM
4 Comments:
At May 14, 2006 1:01 PM,
Jake - but not the one said…
Luck, then.
You never answered my question about Heysoos. Is your family ok with him? Do they worry that any issue you two might have -
nm.
I crossed over the line of broad humor into "none-of-my-damn-business" territory.
I'll try not to that again. :)
No promises, though.
Jake
At May 15, 2006 4:29 AM,
Lulu Maude said…
Sister,
I hope that you and Jesus emerged unscathed, or relatively so.
I hope that you remembered to cling to the Commandment, for His spies are everywhere.
At May 15, 2006 5:06 PM,
Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…
Jake: My family easily recognizes Jesus' divinity, and he is more than welcome at these family affairs.
Dom: This wife is starting to sound kind of uppity... perhaps Satan has gotten ahold of her soul. Have you administered any therapeutic beatings lately?
Lulu Maude: Thank you for your prayers, my Christian sister.
At May 17, 2006 4:03 PM,
Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…
Dom - It sounds as if the Mrs. has an especially nasty case of demonic possession. Any wife who recoils at the mention of Jeff Gannon during her pro-creative marital duty is in dire need of professional help -- do you get Fox News?
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