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Monday, July 16, 2007

HMS Sharia

England has traditionally relied upon the exportation of teabags, horrible pop acts, and crappy sports cars to keep its moribund economy afloat. Evidently those sorry offerings are no longer cutting it, so they've gone ahead and diversified. Thanks to their own activist judges, they can now add another disgraceful entry to that shameful bill of lading: slutty school girls
A British Deputy High Court judge ruled against a British school girl on Monday, saying that her wearing a purity ring was unacceptable at school.

The judge, Michael Supperstone QC, insisted that the ring is not a critical part of Lydia Playfoot’s Christian faith, and that it clearly violated her school’s dress code. Thus, she has no right to wear it. ...

Playfoot, along with eleven other girls at Millais School in Horsham, West Sussex, England, began the school year by sporting chastity rings as part of the “Silver Ring Thing” – an American-born Christian education project aimed at helping teenage girls value themselves and abstain from sex outside marriage.

Each ring has a carving that references to the biblical verse I Thessalonians 4:3-4, which reads, "God wants you to be holy, so you should keep clear of all sexual sin. Then each of you will control your body and live in holiness and honor."
Jewelry isn't a critical part of a Christian's faith? Even that satanic harlot, Hillary Clinton, has recognized the ceremonial importance of Christ-themed accessories. If someone as inherently Evil as Chairman Hillary has adopted Christian jewelry in her shameless attempts at passing herself off as something other than the baby-killing Communist shrew that she is, surely we can agree that baubles of Devotion on this wholesome Christian lass are as central to Christianity as attending church on Sundays, speaking in tongues, and voting Republican. This judge may as well have sold her into the white slavery.

Skeptics will try to point out that this miscarriage of justice happened in a different country with different laws and a different legal system, but they're trying to deflect attention away from one central fact: Muslims are scheming to take over America and force me and Debbie Schlussel to perform the Dance of the Thousand Veils for the pleasure of the sultan whose harem we're sold into:
The girls were asked to remove the rings, however, by school officials, citing that they were breaking the school’s dress code. But Playfoot refused, noting that other religious groups were able to wear faith-based items. Muslims can wear headscarves and Sikhs can wear Kara bracelets.
Coincidentally -- or perhaps not -- this travesty happened in England, the same country Fatso Moore applauded for its socialized medicine in his latest screed, Sicko. As a Christian and an American, I can't help but wonder how much of this anti-Christian, anti-American, pro-Sharia sentiment evident in this ruling isn't a product of the communism that has taken root in England. Will single-payer healthcare unleash a similar torrent of Christian persecution here in America, and finally establish the Caliphate Rosie O'Donnell has been plotting once and for all? I say one Massachusetts is enough. Call your congressman* and insist that he oppose national health insurance, and instead propose a national purity ring policy. It's what God Himself would want. Praise Him!

*if you've got a congresswoman, you're screwed.

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