Big surprise here

Somehow, while our scientists were toiling around the clock to devise the bomb that would turn enemy combatants into limp-wristed pickle-puffers, The Left managed to beat them to the punch, at least when it comes to the ladies. So what is this perfect weapon for turning previously straight, Christian housewives into raving lezbos? Why, it's femininism, naturally:

A 53-year-old university professor and campaigner for legalized same-sex marriage in the UK said she was once a married "happy heterosexual" who had no doubts about her sexual orientation, but political activity and involvement in feminist causes "changed" her into a lesbian.

Sue Wilkinson, professor of Feminist and Health Studies at Loughborough University, told the London Times that her 17-year marriage to her husband had been a good one. ...

"I was never unsure about my sexuality throughout my teens or 20s. I was a happy heterosexual and had no doubts," said Wilkinson.

"Then I changed, through political activity and feminism, spending time with women's organizations. It opened my mind to the possibility of a lesbian identity."

I dare say I've long suspected as much. Back in my days of higher education, I witnessed the hostile takeover of my beauty school by a cadre of truculent dykes who preached the unholy gospel of "natural beauty": short hair, thumb rings, flats, & minimal eye makeup. It was only a matter of time before the more weak-willed among us fell under the spell of the black arts of lesbianism.

The article doesn't address the risks associated with exposing males to feminism, but anecdotal evidence suggests that even minimal contact is as harmful to Our Nation's men as it is to women, resulting in seizures, sensitivity to light, higher incidence of dick-sucking, shrinking genitalia, enlargement of the breasts, and an aversion to voting Republican. As you can see, this presents a Homeland Security crisis of the highest order, so until feminism is assessed as high a threat to National Security as militant Islam, the future of Our Nation is in peril. Praise Him!

UPDATE from comments: Loyal Nancy-Con Corpus Callosum informs us of the following: "The Devil's work --feminism-- has many negative consequences. These are not limited to the pernicious effects on women. It also has increased alcoholism, low educational achievement, criminality, and suicide in men." So feminism not only presents a national security risk, it's a public health problem, as well. Would anyone be surprised to learn that feminism is the leading cause global warming (that really isn't happening, btw)?