Edicts of Nancy

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Please stand by...

... as we are experiencing technical difficulties in the form of writer's block. My suspicion is that it is an intended consequence of any of The Left's dastardly plots (fluoridation, paraben-free cosmetics, childhood immunizations) to weaken Our Nation's resistance to homosexuality and allow America to fall into a state of dhimmitude, because I also kind of feel like getting an abortion. Anyway, I hope it is only temporary. In an act of spiritual rehabilitation very similar to what future heterosexual Ted Haggard is undergoing, I will constantly be consulting my Prayer Warriors for guidance, and I plan to be back to our regularly scheduled Outrages very soon. In the meantime, please look at pictures of squirrels in funny outfits. Praise Him!

3 Comments:

  • At November 22, 2006 12:02 PM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    I am sure that with the new phase of the moon you will be speaking in tongues again.

    Sugar Bush Squirrel is a treat?

    Have a great holiday, dear Sister. I'm certainly thankful for you.

     
  • At November 23, 2006 7:45 PM, Blogger TeddySanFran said…

    We hope the broccoli voodoo that seems to have affected the Bush Clan and Entourages has not adversely affected your capabilities, dear Sister Nancy. One can only imagine that if a foreigner's heathen medicinal powers could affect Dear Leader, your writing might also be affected.

    Heal, and return to us in Grace.

     
  • At November 27, 2006 7:52 AM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Thank you, Christians, for your words of encouragement.

     

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