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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Arabian bandstand

I don't know if the rest of you have seen the most recent issue of Time, but Osama's court minstrels, the Dixie Chicks, are on the cover, rather than on the FBI's most wanted posters where they belong. It Outrages me to no end that MSM lionizes these traitorous hussies as free-speech advocates, all the while engaging in Stalinistic purges of us true Freedom-lovers. But that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the threat America's musicians present to Our Nation. Maybe I've only become more aware of this trend, but it seems that Hollywood, having sensed that America wants its movie houses filled with wholesome fare that honors God & Country, would much rather wage jihad over His Country's radio waves. Here's my very own personal "mix tape" of the poison they're brainwashing our children's minds with lately:

Moby goes to bat for Iran: Over at his blog, radical Islam's favorite techno pioneer opines thusly:
i'm posting the letter that the president of iran recently sent to president bush.
apart from his anti-zionism he makes a lot of very salient and relevant points.
it's a long read, but it's worth taking 10 minutes to read what really is a very remarkable document.
my posting this letter here does not mean that i'm endorsing it, although he does make a lot of great points.
Yeah, well, people may think that Moby makes a lot of remarkable music, but in light of his eagerness to help destroy America (and capitalization in the process), I am most assuredly not endorsing it.

American Idol rigged by feminazis; America weakened: This uncredited Corner entry confirms something that I've long suspected: Hillary and her band of humorless Amazons will even tamper with American Idol's voting system to prove some asinine point about gender equality, and the resulting domino effect will ultimately cripple America's newly totally co-ed armed forces:
Consider it called. Kat will win and it will be a women's triumph over some nonexistent glass ceiling in the music industry.
When women sing, America pays the price. Please don't let these can-can girls destroy Our Country.

Madonna blasphemes God, lives in a 9/10 world: I haven't heard whatever album she's touring in support of, but if this is any indication, it's nothing but fatwas against Republicans set to slinky Eurodisco beats:
You want to really impress us with your “bravery?”

Take a hint from LC & IB Bill Quick.

Stretch your naked, skanky, aging body out on a crescent. Urinate on a prayer rug. Make a picture of yourself performing cunnilingus on a replica of the vagina of the black rock in Mecca.

You want to really turn yourself into an icon against established religion? You want to hear your name whispered in awe of your bravery? You want to become a crusader against dogma and the establishment? Go ahead, because there’s your chance. Stand up, just for once in your miserable, useless life, to something and somebody likely to actually strike back rather than shake their heads in pity.

But of course you won’t do such a thing. That would require actual bravery and, as we all know, the only “bravery” exhibited among the feckless, “progressive” cowards is the kind that doesn’t involve any actual, you know, risk.
I personally believe Madonna should engage in the ultimate act of bravery: pen nasty diatribes on her blog about celebrities who haven't tailored their stage acts to the liking of America's heroic warbloggers. From every mountain top, then, let Freedom ring!

Fortunately for us Christians, a movement is afoot to restore rock music to its original aims: promoting Faith in God and obedience to Authority. I for one am sickened by the rebellion being sold by these hooligans, and rock music, once so full of promise, has become another item on America's rap sheet that has diminished our standing in the eyes of the Almighty. The sooner it returns to its roots, the better. Praise Him!


  • At May 24, 2006 7:06 PM, Blogger dusty said…

    You give most musicians far too much credit,they are easily led. :p

    I read the entire friggin letter from whats-his-name. Three times even. Its 18 pages long for gods sake.I think Moby got the cliff notes on it to draw those conclusions without also saying the man is out there..but I still think we need to talk to them..dipshit to dipshit.

    Fuck AI..I hate that show.Simon is a pencil-dick piece of batshit.

    Madonna is still touring? who knew?

    Play me some Freebird..

  • At May 25, 2006 7:23 AM, Blogger nash said…

    Jeez, can you believe that "Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler" guy? "The Jack Bauer of the Blogosphere"? Some troggers have egos that are out of all proportion to their . . . I was going to say 'intellects', but 'literacy' would do nicely as well for many of them.

    Have you ever seen Conceptual Guerrilla's ruthless, methodical dismantling of Rottweiler guy? It's long, but it's a hoot.

    Categorical Aperitif

  • At May 25, 2006 9:06 AM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Rev. Sister,

    Fear not! That great American musical genius, Toby Keith, is writing enough good 'ol fashioned patriotic tunes to fill a socker stadium. Why, songs like the following fill me with a veritable elctro-shock of country love:

    "American Girls and American Guys
    We'll always stand up and salute
    We'll always recognize
    When we see Ole Glory Flying
    There's a lot of men dead
    So we can sleep in peace at night
    When we lay down our head

    My daddy served in the army
    Where he lost his right eye
    But he flew a flag out in our yard
    Till the day that he died
    He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
    To grow up and live happy
    In the land of the free.

    Now this nation that I love
    Has fallen under attack
    A mighty sucker punch came flying in
    From somewhere in the back
    Soon as we could see clearly
    Through our big black eye
    Man, we lit up your world
    Like the 4th of July

    Hey Uncle Sam
    Put your name at the top of his list
    And the Statue of Liberty
    Started shaking her fist
    And the eagle will fly
    And there's gonna be hell
    When you hear Mother Freedom
    Start ringing her bell
    And itll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
    Ahhh Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

    Ohhh Justice will be served
    And the battle will rage
    This big dog will fight
    When you rattle his cage
    And you'll be sorry that you messed with
    The U.S. of A.
    'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
    It's the American way

    Hey Uncle Sam
    Put your name at the top of his list
    And the Statue of Liberty
    Started shaking her fist
    And the eagle will fly
    And there's gonna be hell
    When you hear Mother Freedom
    Start ringing her bell
    And itll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
    Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

    Uhhh Ohhh
    Of the Red, White and Blue
    Ohhh Ohh Oh
    Of My Red, White and Blue"

    When you get through weeping, I know you will feel better about America.

  • At May 25, 2006 11:14 AM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Get 'em, Sister. I did not fail to glimpse Madonna's recent involvement with Kabbalah... just an excuse to get a bracelet, if you ask me.

    God knows where she wears it.


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