Arabian bandstand
I don't know if the rest of you have seen the most recent issue of Time, but Osama's court minstrels, the Dixie Chicks, are on the cover, rather than on the FBI's most wanted posters where they belong. It Outrages me to no end that MSM lionizes these traitorous hussies as free-speech advocates, all the while engaging in Stalinistic purges of us true Freedom-lovers. But that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the threat America's musicians present to Our Nation. Maybe I've only become more aware of this trend, but it seems that Hollywood, having sensed that America wants its movie houses filled with wholesome fare that honors God & Country, would much rather wage jihad over His Country's radio waves. Here's my very own personal "mix tape" of the poison they're brainwashing our children's minds with lately:
† Moby goes to bat for Iran: Over at his blog, radical Islam's favorite techno pioneer opines thusly:
† American Idol rigged by feminazis; America weakened: This uncredited Corner entry confirms something that I've long suspected: Hillary and her band of humorless Amazons will even tamper with American Idol's voting system to prove some asinine point about gender equality, and the resulting domino effect will ultimately cripple America's newly totally co-ed armed forces:
† Madonna blasphemes God, lives in a 9/10 world: I haven't heard whatever album she's touring in support of, but if this is any indication, it's nothing but fatwas against Republicans set to slinky Eurodisco beats:
Fortunately for us Christians, a movement is afoot to restore rock music to its original aims: promoting Faith in God and obedience to Authority. I for one am sickened by the rebellion being sold by these hooligans, and rock music, once so full of promise, has become another item on America's rap sheet that has diminished our standing in the eyes of the Almighty. The sooner it returns to its roots, the better. Praise Him!
† Moby goes to bat for Iran: Over at his blog, radical Islam's favorite techno pioneer opines thusly:
i'm posting the letter that the president of iran recently sent to president bush.Yeah, well, people may think that Moby makes a lot of remarkable music, but in light of his eagerness to help destroy America (and capitalization in the process), I am most assuredly not endorsing it.
apart from his anti-zionism he makes a lot of very salient and relevant points.
it's a long read, but it's worth taking 10 minutes to read what really is a very remarkable document.
my posting this letter here does not mean that i'm endorsing it, although he does make a lot of great points.
† American Idol rigged by feminazis; America weakened: This uncredited Corner entry confirms something that I've long suspected: Hillary and her band of humorless Amazons will even tamper with American Idol's voting system to prove some asinine point about gender equality, and the resulting domino effect will ultimately cripple America's newly totally co-ed armed forces:
Consider it called. Kat will win and it will be a women's triumph over some nonexistent glass ceiling in the music industry.When women sing, America pays the price. Please don't let these can-can girls destroy Our Country.
† Madonna blasphemes God, lives in a 9/10 world: I haven't heard whatever album she's touring in support of, but if this is any indication, it's nothing but fatwas against Republicans set to slinky Eurodisco beats:
You want to really impress us with your “bravery?”I personally believe Madonna should engage in the ultimate act of bravery: pen nasty diatribes on her blog about celebrities who haven't tailored their stage acts to the liking of America's heroic warbloggers. From every mountain top, then, let Freedom ring!
Take a hint from LC & IB Bill Quick.
Stretch your naked, skanky, aging body out on a crescent. Urinate on a prayer rug. Make a picture of yourself performing cunnilingus on a replica of the vagina of the black rock in Mecca.
You want to really turn yourself into an icon against established religion? You want to hear your name whispered in awe of your bravery? You want to become a crusader against dogma and the establishment? Go ahead, because there’s your chance. Stand up, just for once in your miserable, useless life, to something and somebody likely to actually strike back rather than shake their heads in pity.
But of course you won’t do such a thing. That would require actual bravery and, as we all know, the only “bravery” exhibited among the feckless, “progressive” cowards is the kind that doesn’t involve any actual, you know, risk.
Fortunately for us Christians, a movement is afoot to restore rock music to its original aims: promoting Faith in God and obedience to Authority. I for one am sickened by the rebellion being sold by these hooligans, and rock music, once so full of promise, has become another item on America's rap sheet that has diminished our standing in the eyes of the Almighty. The sooner it returns to its roots, the better. Praise Him!
4 Comments:
At May 24, 2006 7:06 PM, Unknown said…
You give most musicians far too much credit,they are easily led. :p
I read the entire friggin letter from whats-his-name. Three times even. Its 18 pages long for gods sake.I think Moby got the cliff notes on it to draw those conclusions without also saying the man is out there..but I still think we need to talk to them..dipshit to dipshit.
Fuck AI..I hate that show.Simon is a pencil-dick piece of batshit.
Madonna is still touring? who knew?
Play me some Freebird..
At May 25, 2006 7:23 AM, nash said…
Jeez, can you believe that "Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler" guy? "The Jack Bauer of the Blogosphere"? Some troggers have egos that are out of all proportion to their . . . I was going to say 'intellects', but 'literacy' would do nicely as well for many of them.
Have you ever seen Conceptual Guerrilla's ruthless, methodical dismantling of Rottweiler guy? It's long, but it's a hoot.
--nashtbrutusandshort
Categorical Aperitif
At May 25, 2006 9:06 AM, liquiddaddy said…
Rev. Sister,
Fear not! That great American musical genius, Toby Keith, is writing enough good 'ol fashioned patriotic tunes to fill a socker stadium. Why, songs like the following fill me with a veritable elctro-shock of country love:
"American Girls and American Guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see Ole Glory Flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head
My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Till the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flying in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shaking her fist
And the eagle will fly
And there's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And itll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Ahhh Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Ohhh Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shaking her fist
And the eagle will fly
And there's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And itll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Uhhh Ohhh
Of the Red, White and Blue
Ohhh Ohh Oh
Of My Red, White and Blue"
When you get through weeping, I know you will feel better about America.
At May 25, 2006 11:14 AM, Lulu Maude said…
Get 'em, Sister. I did not fail to glimpse Madonna's recent involvement with Kabbalah... just an excuse to get a bracelet, if you ask me.
God knows where she wears it.
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