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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Love him or Lieberman

I just want to be on record saying that if Joe Lieberman loses today (and there appears the strong likelihood he will), it will be the Worst. Possible. Thing. Ever. in the history of civilization, Western or otherwise. The victory this hands to those insufferable liberal bloggers will result in deafening crowing I will be hearing about well into my 70's, should The Rapture not take me sooner. You're going to hear a lot of shrill talk about "seachange," and not in their usual Village People/"In the Navy" way, and the mounting opposition to Our President's agenda. The Left will be unable to shut up about a newly reinvigorated Democratic Party, and the oh-so-delicious-it's-worthy-of-Miss-Atlantis-Morissette-herself irony that all it took to turn them from a bunch of losers into a team of winners was the defeat of one of their own Democratic candidates. I counsel you, my sisters: These are dark days ahead for us Christian folk, so it's best to stay focused on those photoshopped news photos. Praise Him!

5 Comments:

  • At August 09, 2006 10:18 AM, Blogger Gerald Fnord said…

    Sister Nancy Beth, we feel your pain. It causes us no end of grief to realize that the America-hating, Hezbollah-coddling residents of Connecticutistan would so shame themselves by ditching JoeMentum and electing a Democrat.

    Don't these tree-hugging com-symps realize we're at war? If we disagree with Dear Leader, or with those politicians who faithfully parrot the worldview of Dear Leader, then the terrorists have already won!

     
  • At August 09, 2006 12:38 PM, Blogger Phoenix Woman said…

    The worst thing, Nancy, is that this happened on the thirty-second anniversary of Nixon's resignation!

    "Democracy Repair Day", I think they're calling it.

     
  • At August 09, 2006 7:57 PM, Blogger dusty said…

    The Rapture will have to be postponed since Holy Joe didn't make the cut...but never fear, god must be talking to him too, cuz he won't stand down..oh well, I hope the rapture gets here before gas hits 8 bucks a gallon..or someone smites the shit out of BP's executives.

     
  • At August 10, 2006 10:14 AM, Blogger Mel said…

    I prayed for Joe at Latin Mass, but alas, it was insufficient.

     
  • At August 14, 2006 9:55 AM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Christians - thank you all for your consoling words. Let us be strong to face this new Dark Age, or hope that President Bush stages a coup or something.

     

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