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Friday, August 28, 2009

No such thing as a free lunch, etc.

Fight the real enemy.

As a Christian living under the despotic regime of Barack Hussein Obama, I've gotten quite a taste of what life was like for the Jews of Nazi Germany. Whether it's denying us our right to breathe polluted air or expanding health insurance coverage to shiftless layabouts, the legislative aims of this administration are just like Hitler's. And when I thought we couldn't possibly be any more Persecuted by The Left, I learn they're now robbing our children of that most precious Freedom: the right to widen their already fat asses:
When Michelle Obama and her fifth-grade partners harvested lettuce and peas in the White House garden this spring, she made a point of saying that American children are "not eating right and not moving their bodies at all," and she cited what they eat in school as part of the problem.

On just about every schoolyard, the nation's obesity problem is apparent: A fifth of U.S. children are overweight or obese, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. ...

One portion of the bill would give the Department of Agriculture authority to update decades-old standards for the food children buy at school stores and vending machines, as well as foods such as pizza and French fries that are sold a la carte in cafeterias.
This is an Outrage of the highest order. Without question, the intent of this bill is to indoctrinate public school children with the sinister hidden agenda of risotto, arugula, and Dijon mustard. I am referring, of course, to the unspeakable perversions of the homosexual lifestyle. After all, in the mind of The Left, why give a child a hamburger if you could give him almond biscotti and a sex change instead?

Christians, in light of the menace being served up daily on your child's cafeteria tray, it's imperative that we fight childhood nutrition programs with the same vigor we are opposing health care reform. Bring your anger, bring your airhorns, bring your firearms to those townhalls. Our failure to do so can only result in that homosexual holocaust otherwise known as endive stuffed with goat cheese and prosciutto-wrapped muskmelon served as appetizers before dinner. And would somebody please tell Sarah Palin? Praise Him!

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  • At August 28, 2009 5:27 PM, Blogger Gavin said…

    Indeed, the Lunch Lady is a central figure in the homosexualization of our nation's young males.

    When questioned about why she was adding a special ingredient to the meatloaf, she dodged her true intentions with the line, "More testicles means more iron."

    Once schools have conditioned the boys' taste buds, how long before the art teacher is teabagging his students in the photography dark room?

  • At August 29, 2009 6:12 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Brother YOY - Don't think for a minute her transgressions against Christian Manhood have gone unnoticed. I spent literally hours looking for a screen-grab of Dear Lunch Lady flinging her horse testicles, but the liberal apologists at Google must have purged every last one of them.

  • At August 31, 2009 4:49 AM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Teabagging as a verb! My mind is swimming in filth!

  • At August 31, 2009 7:36 AM, Blogger Gavin said…

    Sister NBE -- A couple of sisters in the fight for the righteous actually caught Doris on hidden microphone:


    We must enlist the warriors at Focus on the Family to start an immediate boycott of all public schools with this shocking new evidence!

  • At February 03, 2011 10:38 AM, Blogger mewmewmew said…

    Sister Nancy, I must compliment you on your reach-back to one Jeff Guckert. Your wit and memory are as sharp as ever, praise God.

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