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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I saw mommy fondling Santa Claus

Feminism, as anyone who's read conservative blogs can tell you, cleaves neatly into two camps: humorless, doctrinaire lezbos who want to castrate straight white men, and selfish bitches who ruthlessly exploit men's noble and chivalrous instincts to their financial and sexual advantage. Despite their opposing tactics, they share the same goal: the enslavement of our penised citizens in prison camps, with the occasional release for performing heavy labor, parallel parking, or regenerating the species. They are sworn enemies of Our Nation, and will stop at nothing to achieve a matriarchal society where young male virgins are sacrificed to their wide-hipped pagan earth goddess, Rosie O'Donnell.

Part and parcel of hating America is hating Christmas, primarily because it takes away from the pagan holiday they want to force us to observe, the winter solstice, when they all strum acoustic guitars and sing about their periods. They are fanatical participants in the War on Christmas, and as I have learned from Prayer Warriors Drudge Report, the man-hungry tramp division has shown up and is reporting for duty:
A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, according to Danbury Detective Lt. Thomas Michael. ...

The mall Santa told police that Lamy touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
I find it appalling that feminism has so little regard for the Values of Our Nation that they'd even resort to this sort of behavior, but I am hardly surprised. Ceding to the demands of feminists has put this country on a collision course with disaster pretty much since they were given the right to vote. I fervently pray that Our Heavenly Father once again puts a strong leader in the White House who has the fortitude to stand up to these harpies. Praise Him!

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